Post by respectmeordye3 on Feb 11, 2007 21:58:19 GMT -5
If you think that some of the stuff WWE does now is really terrible, then you better hope that the WWE magazine staff never gets in creative. In their latest "special issue" they had a list of 29 things they wanted to see happen in 2007----sadly at least 10 of these things would make anything the WWE does now or anything the WCW ever did-like Oscar material.....here they are--I wish I was making these up but I am not.
1. A follow up album from John Cena
My view:Please god--if you have any kindness in your soul--no!
2. A Buried alive in Strawberry Gelatin divas match
My View:Please--these kind of matches ALWAYS end up sucking.
3.One of the titles becoming Interpromotional.
My View:Thus making it,that much more difficult to follow? Thanks, but no thanks.
4.Victoria and Maria in Playboy.
My View: Sheesh--I don't mean to sound like a prude or anything, but I think expecting every single WWE Diva to pose in a nudie magazine is sexist--don't you?
5. DX recruiting more members and recapturing the feel of DX from 1998.
My View: Yeah--NWO tried the same thing and it ended up ruining the whole idea more than anything else--watering it down completely screwed it up-and now they want to do the same thing to DX?
6. The WWE magazine being used as a weapon in a match.
My View:Oh yeah--because getting hit with a chair is nothing in comparison in getting hit with a magazine. How stupid.
7. More Divas wrestling.
My View:First they have to know HOW to wrestle.
8. Someone finally breaking Taker's winning Wrestlemania streak.
My View: I actually think he deserves to retire with an undefeated Wrestlemania winning streak. The man has put up with a lot of crap and given all he has. The least that can be done for him is a perfect Wrestlemania record.
9.Stephanie McMahon returns to tv(they actually claim she ignites adsolent male fantasies! LOL)
My View: Why? I can't see anything she could possibly add.
10. This is probably the scariest!....
A WWE Films beach party comedy movie titled "Kahlifornia Dreamin'" and starring Little Bastard and The Great Kahli.
My View: Well the good side to this would be that "No Holds Barred" would no longer be considered the worst movie WWE ever made.......
1. A follow up album from John Cena
My view:Please god--if you have any kindness in your soul--no!
2. A Buried alive in Strawberry Gelatin divas match
My View:Please--these kind of matches ALWAYS end up sucking.
3.One of the titles becoming Interpromotional.
My View:Thus making it,that much more difficult to follow? Thanks, but no thanks.
4.Victoria and Maria in Playboy.
My View: Sheesh--I don't mean to sound like a prude or anything, but I think expecting every single WWE Diva to pose in a nudie magazine is sexist--don't you?
5. DX recruiting more members and recapturing the feel of DX from 1998.
My View: Yeah--NWO tried the same thing and it ended up ruining the whole idea more than anything else--watering it down completely screwed it up-and now they want to do the same thing to DX?
6. The WWE magazine being used as a weapon in a match.
My View:Oh yeah--because getting hit with a chair is nothing in comparison in getting hit with a magazine. How stupid.
7. More Divas wrestling.
My View:First they have to know HOW to wrestle.
8. Someone finally breaking Taker's winning Wrestlemania streak.
My View: I actually think he deserves to retire with an undefeated Wrestlemania winning streak. The man has put up with a lot of crap and given all he has. The least that can be done for him is a perfect Wrestlemania record.
9.Stephanie McMahon returns to tv(they actually claim she ignites adsolent male fantasies! LOL)
My View: Why? I can't see anything she could possibly add.
10. This is probably the scariest!....
A WWE Films beach party comedy movie titled "Kahlifornia Dreamin'" and starring Little Bastard and The Great Kahli.
My View: Well the good side to this would be that "No Holds Barred" would no longer be considered the worst movie WWE ever made.......
