I'm playing golf with Vince Mcmahon now..proof

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karisma888 said:

hemmeorrhage said:

Vince asked his caddy Jim Hellwig if he would wrestle Great Khali at Wrestlemania. Hellwig said"no way, that guy can't work a match"

Dress Khali as Hogan. He'll never know the difference.

I just told Vince. He laughed as if he wouldn't possibly consider something so ridiculous followed by silence. Then Vince called his secretary and told her to handcraft yellow tights for Khali to wear at a house show tonight and that he needed pictures of said house show. His secretary asked if she had to leave Church to handcraft tights and got the "I'm Vince Mcmahon Damnet" reply.

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hemmeorrhage said:

Did you know that Brian Knobbs does odd jobs for not only Hogan, but Vince also. Brian is detailing Vince's car in the clubhouse parking lot while we are playing.

Guess what? Brian Knobbs did a good job detailing Vince's car. He will be inducted into the hall of fame this year.

[Shy Guy]

what kind of detail did he put on the car? is it like the old nasty boys get up with the splattered paint? that'd be kind of cool.

thanks for the updates

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tmizzle521 said:

what kind of detail did he put on the car? is it like the old nasty boys get up with the splattered paint? that'd be kind of cool.

thanks for the updates

The usual detail job. Vince pointed at a spot and said Brian you missed this right here. Brian couldn't find a towel and when Vince turned around for a second ,Knobbs used his armpit to clean that spot.

[Dean-o]

OK mr. smarty pants...since you say you're in Stamford, CT...do you mind telling me what was the name of the gas station you stopped at by WWE headquarters? Keep in mind where I live, so there is no fooling me

[clifford]

To full appreciate this thread, please see the "so i just had lunch with rey mysterio" thread.

[Sad sack ass fruitbooty]

Did Vince fire any course workers yet?

[Mr. Derp]

i bet vince mcmahon would go to wash his golf balls in the ballwasher and hed be like Hey i am washing my balls! I should write a skit about it! and then hes change balls mahoneys finishing move to the ballscrubber.

[Stu]

sharpy said:

There is a clear contridiction in this thread. The title states:

So, I'm playing golf with Vince Mcmahon yesterday

However, later on you state:



Then you go on to say that the said golf game is happening right now.

I will finish the story later as Vince has been waiting patiently for me in the cold while Ifinish this post in the clubhouse that has wireless access. I just screamed"I'll be there in a damn minute at him".

My question is this your honour. How can someone, who is in the process of doing something FORGET that it happened today and NOT yesterday?

Therefore, it can be shown...

THE THIS TESTIMONY IS FALSE! >=U


Edit: As it seems you have corrected yourself, I withdraw my objection. Have a nice game.

You do realize, Mr. Wright, that this type of occurrance would cause the judge to penalize you? Mia would not be proud.

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Ok I have proof. I took some pictures, they are not as clear as I would like, but I will post them later.

[Banned Member]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok this thread is full of lies!!!

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themercenary said:

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok this thread is full of lies!!!

He knows too much! Get him!

[lildude8218]

hemmeorrhage said:

Did you know that Brian Knobbs does odd jobs for not only Hogan, but Vince also. Brian is detailing Vince's car in the clubhouse parking lot while we are playing.

He also lacarated Finlay's leg at a WCW house show which almost let to that leg getting amputated.

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Ok here is the proof that I played golf with Vince Mcmahon today. For those of you who called me a liar, I hope you feel terrible. The picture is in my sig for now and more pics are on the way.

[Deleted]

That could be absolutely anyone, it's so far away.

[Grendel]

I'm just waiting for Ron Simmons to walk into this thread with a disgusted look on his face and say "Damn!"