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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 11, 2007 8:54:58 GMT -5
I was at a gas station right down the street from WWE headquarters in Stamford, Conn. this morning and guess who pulls up to get gas? Vince Mcmahon in the flesh. I said hey Vince, the product is really horrible right now. I pulled out my copy of The Rise and Fall of WCW...scratched out WCW and wrote WWE. I then asked Vince to sign it. He said I can't sign this. He started to drive off, but then he stopped looked at me and asked.."so do the fans really not like the product right now. Why don't we discuss this over 18 holes of golf. I will finish the story later as Vince has been waiting patiently for me in the cold while Ifinish this post in the clubhouse that has wireless access. I just screamed"I'll be there in a damn minute at him".
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Feb 11, 2007 8:59:05 GMT -5
Does the Brooklyn Brawler really travel in Vince's trunk in a crate marked "jobber"?
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 11, 2007 9:02:16 GMT -5
Does the Brooklyn Brawler really travel in Vince's trunk in a crate marked "jobber"? We are using the Brawler to fetch drinks and get balls out the ponds. My wireless is working right now. I will give reports every once in awhile. Vince says hi. |
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Feb 11, 2007 9:04:32 GMT -5
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Vince says hi.[/quote]
Such a classy guy.
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 11, 2007 9:05:40 GMT -5
Did you know that Brian Knobbs does odd jobs for not only Hogan, but Vince also. Brian is detailing Vince's car in the clubhouse parking lot while we are playing.
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Feb 11, 2007 9:07:45 GMT -5
 There is a clear contridiction in this thread. The title states: However, later on you state: Then you go on to say that the said golf game is happening right now. My question is this your honour. How can someone, who is in the process of doing something FORGET that it happened today and NOT yesterday? Therefore, it can be shown... THE THIS TESTIMONY IS FALSE! >=U Edit: As it seems you have corrected yourself, I withdraw my objection. Have a nice game. |
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 11, 2007 9:11:23 GMT -5
We're meeting up with the other two players in our foursome group now. Its Dusty Rhodes and Triple H. I asked Triple H, "aren't you hurt"? He looked at me and shrugged his shoulders. Dusty pulled me to the side and said that Triple H has just gotten lazy since marrying Steph, so he is working everyone with this injury, including Vince.
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 11, 2007 9:12:25 GMT -5
There is a clear contridiction in this thread. The title states: However, later on you state: Then you go on to say that the said golf game is happening right now. My question is this your honour. How can someone, who is in the process of doing something FORGET that it happened today and NOT yesterday? Therefore, it can be shown... THE THIS TESTIMONY IS FALSE! >=U Edit: As it seems you have corrected yourself, I withdraw my objection. Have a nice game. What are you trying to imply? That I might be lying? The nerve of some people. |
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 11, 2007 9:13:58 GMT -5
Dusty Rhodes hits a 300 yard drive down the middle of the driveway to start the round and follows it with a cabbage patch dance. "To the Pay winder"
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Feb 11, 2007 9:27:20 GMT -5
Is Vince using the Ivory or bone clubs?
Advance bad pun warning:
What is HHH's handicap?
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 11, 2007 9:33:29 GMT -5
Is Vince using the Ivory or bone clubs? Advance bad pun warning: What is HHH's handicap? I'll ask his caddy, some guy named Jim Hellwig that wants to get into the WWE hall of fame really bad. |
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Post by amsiraK on Feb 11, 2007 9:37:27 GMT -5
We're meeting up with the other two players in our foursome group now. Its Dusty Rhodes and Triple H. I asked Triple H, "aren't you hurt"? He looked at me and shrugged his shoulders. Dusty pulled me to the side and said that Triple H has just gotten lazy since marrying Steph, so he is working everyone with this injury, including Vince. Which is a neat trick, since they're both on the same course right now. He truly is the Cerebral Assassin! |
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 11, 2007 9:40:58 GMT -5
Vince asked his caddy Jim Hellwig if he would wrestle Great Khali at Wrestlemania. Hellwig said"no way, that guy can't work a match"
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Post by hellohumanoids on Feb 11, 2007 9:41:35 GMT -5
I completely believe your story  |
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 11, 2007 9:42:30 GMT -5
I completely believe your story You're a smart man. I'll get you a signed score card for only $100 bucks. |
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 11, 2007 9:43:36 GMT -5
I'd post pictures later, but there was some kind of smudge on the lens of my cell phone camera.
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Post by randomranter on Feb 11, 2007 9:44:10 GMT -5
I completely believe your story *checks in to look at sig again.....* *pauses, makes mess* Ok, could someone tell me what this thread is about again? |
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 11, 2007 9:45:49 GMT -5
I was at a gas station right down the street from WWE headquarters in Stamford, Conn. this morning and guess who pulls up to get gas? Vince Mcmahon in the flesh. I said hey Vince, the product is really horrible right now. I pulled out my copy of The Rise and Fall of WCW...scratched out WCW and wrote WWE. I then asked Vince to sign it. He said I can't sign this. He started to drive off, but then he stopped looked at me and asked.."so do the fans really not like the product right now. Why don't we discuss this over 18 holes of golf. I will finish the story later as Vince has been waiting patiently for me in the cold while Ifinish this post in the clubhouse that has wireless access. I just screamed"I'll be there in a damn minute at him". LIAR!!!!!! |
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 11, 2007 9:48:14 GMT -5
I was at a gas station right down the street from WWE headquarters in Stamford, Conn. this morning and guess who pulls up to get gas? Vince Mcmahon in the flesh. I said hey Vince, the product is really horrible right now. I pulled out my copy of The Rise and Fall of WCW...scratched out WCW and wrote WWE. I then asked Vince to sign it. He said I can't sign this. He started to drive off, but then he stopped looked at me and asked.."so do the fans really not like the product right now. Why don't we discuss this over 18 holes of golf. I will finish the story later as Vince has been waiting patiently for me in the cold while Ifinish this post in the clubhouse that has wireless access. I just screamed"I'll be there in a damn minute at him". LIAR!!!!!! Listen, I know jealousy can cause torment followed by rage. Calm Down. This may happen to you one day also. |
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Post by amsiraK on Feb 11, 2007 9:50:39 GMT -5
Vince asked his caddy Jim Hellwig if he would wrestle Great Khali at Wrestlemania. Hellwig said"no way, that guy can't work a match" Dress Khali as Hogan. He'll never know the difference. |
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