ECW Caption Thread

[The Sensei of Niceitude]

Crap, wrong diva, how did I end up with Melina?



RVD almost passes out as Thorne pull off the "Armpit of Doom"



Guys, wait, she has my wallet, oh, you aint Cryme Tyme



With RVD's contract running out, he thinks about auditioning for the musical, FAME



dude, you pass to the left hand side



Nitro: Well seeing as Carlito aint around, I'll to the obligtory anti gravity shot



Nitro: Dude, why are you trying to breast feed me?



While Khali has the brain chop of doom, Punk thought he'd try his but with this leg




Punk: Now, I'm going to put you over my knee and spank you, you naughty boy
Nitro: Not the crotch, not the crotch



Ha, this time John Cena will be MY pregnant dog during my entrance at Wrestlemanina



Taz: Joey, why aint you calling the action
Joey: There French, no one cares



Sylvan looked worried because having won, he was going to be Pat Patterson's special friend again



It is a bird, is it a whited up Lashley, is it Nathan Jones (remember him!), no it's the all new, all singing, all dancing Gene Simmonns Snitsky



Really, it's not my fault, I got drunk and a load of badgers shaved me



Stop, in the name of love



Holly: My turn for the piggy back ride
Lashley: No fair, you had one yesterday



Bobb Sapp sorry, Bobby Lashley with the thigh punch of doom



While Bobby was mincing about the ring, Ken hit the mother of all kip ups



I'm a little teapot short and stout....

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

Who would have thought Lasley was a Bruce Forsythe fan??

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

Mortal Kombat Voice Guy: Choose your Fighter. KEVIN!



RV-Del, son of Jor-El, BOW BEFORE KEVIN ZOD!



Vince's next idea for a film: Blacky, the Vampire Hunter (this time with 100% more Monty Brown Marquis Cor Von)



Foot-tag was a locker room favorite



RVD: hey look, Kanyon's back



Johnny Nitro auditions for the new Bruce Lee Bio-pic. Punk doesn't have the heart to tell him Lee was Asian.



Punk was going to keep Nitro away from Grandma's cookies, no matter what it took.



CM Punk imitates JBL in Germany




Punk: I WILL BREAK YOU!!!



KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!



Sylvan sticks his head in his favorite spot... again



Sylvan: must resist urge to see if Dupree has a Boner, must resist urge to see if Dupree has a Boner, must resist urge to see if Dupree has a Boner.



Snitsky, what have they done to you?



I got Diarrhea, but it wasn't my fault



Kennedy: I AM SPARTACUS!



Holly: UNCLE LASHLEY! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!



it was Lashley's turn to change old man Holly's diapers



the all wrestler version of the Cirque du Soleil was a smashing success



Lashley: Wow, it really DOES go on clear

[Bobeddy]

Kevin: Do I look as stupid as I feel?




Who the hell put superglue on Thorn's boot?!?




That is one REALLY draughty arena.




Dude I'm gone in a few months and I won?...Oh,you are screwed!




(turn head sideways)
Johnny Nitro...the first man to use another man as a surfboard.




There's a fly on your head.Here let me get it with my heel




Snitsky's attempt at the french Tickler claims it's first victim.




"God I hate WWE 24/7!!!"




Quiet! I gotta get this X-Wing outta the swamp.




Bobby Lashleys magnet ring and Kennedys metal hip make for a very strange situation.




Ken Kennedy doing his famous imitation of Sonic The Hedgehog.




God god I'm greasy...hey I can see myself!

[Ultimo Chocula]

"Booooo!!!! You ripped that off from KENTA! Boooooo!!!!! Boooo.........wait.......it's CM PUNK? Yaaaaaaaaay!!!! Way to pay tribute, Punk! Yaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

[Sajoa Moe]

NOTHING CAN STOP THE GRIMACE

[H-Fist]

Generic Hoss - no hair, no facial hair, black trunks, black boots, no tattoos. The laziest Create-a-Wrestler EVER!

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Damn, I hate when the chaperones at grade school Halloween parties always feel like they need to dress up and "hang" with the kids.



RVD kicks Victoria right in the face...
(That's a reference to the hair, nothing else )



Punk shows how he used to be able to open his mouth wide and smoke 1000 cigarettes at once.

[seanwalsh]

If those are comedy boobs, then allow me:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



Like the Great Khali. But better. SO much better.



"Do you care? Please? Care?! At least a little?!"



We get it, Bobby. You're big and have muscles. Yes. We know.

[hellohumanoids]

Wow, dude..wow, dude, look, it's Stone Co...no it's Bre...no it's the Honky To...never mind, i'm tripping.....wait, Ric Flair coming down the ramp on a zimmer frame...hey, i'm not tripping...yeah, dude.


Hey, it's Gangrel with his hair dyed black with Luna Vachon....but my, my how you've "grown" Luna, i could get lost in your mountainous valley.


FRUITY! FRUITY! JUICY! JUICY! DELICIOUS FRUITY!

[balmudo]

Thorne thinks he's in a gay nightclub circa 1989 and starts Vogueing. RVD back-body drops the funk.


CM Punk's crotch craves competition.


Somebody call the WAHHH-MBULANCE~!


La Resistance were worried about angry crowd resistance until they realized the original ECW spirit was long dead.


My name's Lashley, and I'm the Stuffley.

[Joie De Vivre]

"How high is the grass in Germany? THE GRASS! IS THIS HIGH!"

[mike5286]

Nitro dude ok i'll give you Melina if you give me Maria.
Punk Noooo

[mike5286]

Snitsky is mad because somebody ate the last peanuit.

[mike5286]

joiedevivire said:

"How high is the grass in Germany? THE GRASS! IS THIS HIGH!"

Kennedy dude look over there.

[wrasslinmachine]

We are gather here today....



Now Mr. Lashley don't think to hard you may pop a blood vessel.