favorite wrestling quotes

[Stotty]

simple really, what are your favorite wrestling related quotes?

for me:

HEENAN:"its not a skirt, its a kilt"

*piper hits flair*

"ITS A KILT! ITS A KILT!"

and of course

FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY DELICIOUS FRUITY SKITTLES!

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Road Warrior Hawk: For a long time, we've been like a runaway train, NO-body drivin' it. Pretty scary, huh, Gene? Scarier now, look who's driving the train! *Gestures to Paul Ellering*

I've just always loved that WM 8 promo of theirs for some reason.

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

Can't remember the whole promo at the moment, i had it down here but it's been put upstairs, anyway, best part of it -

The Rock "The Rock says - they ddin't keep you at the bottom of the barrell because you wanted to say goodbye to your roody poo friends at Madison Square Garden, NO! The Rock says they kept you at the bottom of the barrell because you ABSOLUTELY SUCK"

To HHH at Fully Loaded 99.

[BillyBlood]

"And that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg!"

- Owen Hart

[Godhand]

youtube.com/watch?v=fQnsmFLKSP8
CM Punk-When I finally get there, I finally get to the counter, my planes leaving in 9 minutes and they tell me I cant get on it. You know what I did, because Im Cm punk, because Im drug free and alcohol free? I took my bags, I even picked up a little old lady and I ran to my gate and I got there in time.

[seanwalsh]

Vince: Life SUCKS.........and then you DIE.

[Big DSR Energy]

Randy Orton: "Therefore it will be La Resistance...vs. William Regal...and Eugene...for the WORLD. HEAVYWEIGHT. CHAMPIONSHIP."

[Big DSR Energy]

"I could care less who wins. I could care less who loses. As long as we got an ass every 18 inches, I'm a happy man."
-Jim Ross, Beyond the Mat

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"HuinbufihagstayuwgegraahfjonfguhgiongruiKHALI!"

-The Great Khali

[Cactus Jack]

I've said it before and shall say it again:

Triple H (to Test) : "Sorry about your nose."
Test (in response) : "Sorry about yours too, Pinnochio."

[Christianv2]

cactusjack said:

I've said it before and shall say it again:

Triple H (to Test) : "Sorry about your nose."
Test (in response) : "Sorry about yours too, Pinnochio."

When was this?

[chibidiablo]

Christian "Double gold rocks the body that rocks the party!!!"

Also

Angle "I tore my quad this morning and I'm fine!"

[Cactus Jack]

wordlifevolutionv1 said:

cactusjack said:

I've said it before and shall say it again:

Triple H (to Test) : "Sorry about your nose."
Test (in response) : "Sorry about yours too, Pinnochio."

When was this?

After Test broke his nose.

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Christian - "Streamers rule!"
Edge - "Long live the stream!"

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

Edge or Christian, i don't remember, after they got asked for a rematch against The Rock -

"Hell no, we're not jeapordising our 'Undefeated Against The Rock In Kentucky' streak"

[mrmulluk]

Don't remember the exact context but when RVD and Kane were a tag team early on, RVD cut a promo about how together they were unstoppable. Along the lines of....

"I've got the van daminator, and you've got the chokeslam, I've got the 5 star frog splash and you've got the tombstone, I've got the rolling thunder and you've got the ......chokeslam, i've got the split legged moonsault and you've got the......well, you get the idea."

If anyone can find it on youtube I'd be moderately grateful for ever and ever and ever....for three months.

[mrmulluk]

Replying to my own post is a bit sad I know, but while looking for the Kane/RVD promo i found this one and remembered that they were actually fun together despite being another pointless hash-together tag team.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry0wW5hfLsg

[akkountent]

My favorite quote of all time has to be the Flair / Perfect backstage interview prior to their WM 8 match vs Savage. From the opening "Shaddup Mooney" all the way thru to the part where Flair invites Liz for "one last ride on Space Mountain", it was pure gold.

My 2nd favorite quote is the backstage interview Sgt. Slaughter gives right before his RR '91 title match vs the Ultimate Warrior. Just the whole expression on his face and how he delivers his lines are absolutely hilarious..."Ultimate puke, you are dismissed....and that'sssssss....an.....order!". I know it may not sound funny on paper, but trust me, it is when you watch it.

[catwoman]

The Rock and Jericho cut some great promos but nothing beats Edge and Christian for hilarity...

Christian (re: HHH): "Yep, he's the game all right. If the game's "Pin the Tail on the Two-Faced Reekazoid!"

Christian (reflecting on something that always confused me about this particular belt): "Matt Hardy as the European Champion? Please! That chumpstain? My grandmother is....Luxembourgian. I should be European champion!"

Edge: "1999 is SO two years ago, and it's not my fault if you've done a big pile of nothing since then!"

and...one of my all time favorites, since the soda's comment has already been mentioned, I give you E/C rapping against Road Dogg and K-Kwik:

(Edge)"We're Edge and Christian and we're total bliss,
That's because we reek of awesomeness!
(Christian)We're the E to the C and you're in liggity-luck
Gonna beat Dogg and Krush cause they totally suck!
(Edge)Now even though we're in New Jersey, a state with skanky ho's,
We'll still break it down, for a 5 second pose!"

This excellence extends, but is not limited to, the use of words like "heinosity", "conspiriosity", "sucktitude", "magnitutions", "besmirchinator", "dorkifications", "zitastrophe", and so forth.

[Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture]

Couple of my favorites:

Kurt Angle when he was Eurocontinental champ: "I'm the only one to ever hold these 2 titles at the same time. Well, me and D'Lo Brown, but he doesn't count"

The segment from MTV where Trips, Rock, Chyna, Road Dogg, etc were talking about the WWF and wrestling, and the Rock says :"Right about now the Rock would like to speak about something very important to the Rock......namely, the Rock. The Rock is THE most electrifying athlete in all of....."(sound of someone pounding on the door) cut to HHH "ROCK! SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF THERE, IT'S MY TURN!"

Edge when he won KotR: "Don't worry, Commissioner. I won't 'Billy Gunn' my reign as KotR! I plan on being entertaining!"