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Post by The Sensei of Niceitude on Feb 20, 2007 5:26:18 GMT -5
 Vince (singing) "Goodbye my Coney Island Baabeee"  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, Lance Storms Father!  Umaga: Why are you touching me?  Raw's Hot Male Action proved a ratings flop  It's fun to stay in the Y.....  Carlito rueing the baked beans he ate earlier  Edge: Hey Rob, when your in TNA get Christian to give me Barry Manilow LP's back RVD: DUDE!  In a surprising twist it was Edge in the rest hold of Doom  "Born on a hill on a mountain top" PS - Only works for those of you that watched that crazy chinese dubbed Monkey from the late 80's  You know what Robbie I'm Robbie Shut it you soap dodging orangy wegie XXXXXX  Back to the status quo, Randy with the resthold of doom  Three leggeed racing proved to be a ratings boost  HBK: You know what John, your kind cute when your angry |
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by DM91 on Feb 20, 2007 6:05:09 GMT -5
Do you like me Grandsons 'Steel Cage Stroller', Mr Barber-shop man? Armando: That'll be $250 for one night Mr McMahon. Vince: Oh yeah, I like 'em big and all wild eyed. Even Armado's WW1 invisible plane couldn't get rid of Umaga. After eating too much Carribean chilli, Lance Cade needed to vomit, mighty bad. Must'nt ..... fart .... on ... camera .... The stench of Randy ortons armpit was doing the trick. The things you learn from Brian knobbs, eh? Shawn: Do you mind? I'm busy jerking the invisible Game. John: What'chu talking 'bout Hickenbottom? |
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Post by seanwalsh on Feb 20, 2007 6:51:57 GMT -5
Estrada: Hey, my glasses are actually portals to the Phantom Zone! Hello? Doesn't anyone care about me anymore?!? Eat my ass, Billy Gunn! I'm Lance Cade. Shut up, Kip! Melina to self: "I can't believe they're having me win this match. I'm not very talented, have an annoying voice, and my face looks like someone beat the sh*t out of a baby with a sledgehammer." "Oh wait, it's the giant tits. That's it. Duh, keep forgetting those..." Ronnie: How do we still have jobs? Rorschach, or whatever their names are: The hell if I know. He'd be Cena 2 Hotty if only Cena could spell his name... |
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Patience! Pashunz!
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Post by JacopeX on Feb 20, 2007 10:43:30 GMT -5
The crowd watch in horror as Carlito is being abducted by a UFO |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 20, 2007 11:57:23 GMT -5
I havent done one of these in a while Vince: Whadda ya mean "Vaudeville is Dead"? Vince: I'm throwing my support behind John Kerry.... what do you mean he lost? Vince: Easy, little doomer a position Jeff Hardy is very familiar with, if rumours are to be believed FEEEGAAAARRROOOOOOOOO! Carlito's attempt at High Wire walking didn't work out as he had planned yet another reason for Shawn Michaels to bury someone Edge: I wish I knew how to Quit you (still funny?) With the Strength of Gorilla Grodd, the Speed of King Kong The beauty of Priscilla the monkey girl and the wisdom of Dr. Zaius, it's Wonder-Ape Rory: is everyone feeling Bully today? Robbie: I'm feeling Bully Rory: then we're all feeling Bully! Both: BULLY! BULLY! BULLY! BULLY! even John Cena is sickened by Randall's overuse of the same moves WWE Films' sequel to "Stuck On You" was getting awful reviews... which I suppose is saying something, considering the source material cena: Spock does TOO wear a Vulcan Jock Strap! HBK: DOES NOT! |
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Feb 20, 2007 12:07:43 GMT -5
Rory: is everyone feeling Bully today? Robbie: I'm feeling Bully Rory: then we're all feeling Bully! Both: BULLY! BULLY! BULLY! BULLY! Boy am I glad we live in this time! Dude ur f***ing awesome! I love you! |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 20, 2007 12:19:53 GMT -5
Vince McMahon's newest business venture "Upper Cuts" didn't go over too well. Seen here, Vince introduced his head barber "He Cut Me".... VINCE: "Are you ready for your push?" UMAGA: "I truly thank you for this most auspicious opportunity, Mr. McMahon. I promise you a herculean effort as I shall not disappoint you!" ESTRADA: "Wha?" UMAGA: "Grrrroooowwwwwllllll! Snort." ESTRADA: "That's more like it." Umaga! Go long! Where will YOU be when your diahhrea returns? RAW is sponsored by Cherry flavored Pepto Bismol. Fruity, FRUIT, FRUUUUITY Beptomol! Cherry flavored! ROBBIE: "Do you think they still have our lockers at DSW, Rorrie?" RORRIE: "Cut it out, moron. You know my name is Maury Ballstein. We're about through here. Wonder if TNA is hiring..." SHAWN: "You know, if you leave the lid off of Hunter's Metabol, it gets stale and he gets REALLY pissed." CENA: "I told you I forgot." SHAWN: *Tearful* "But he YELLS at ME!" |
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Feb 20, 2007 12:25:10 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentleman, Trump Lesnar! |
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Post by Bobeddy on Feb 20, 2007 14:20:23 GMT -5
Armando:I am so drunk right now...thank god I have these glasses on...augh I'm gonna lie down for a while. Armando:I'm gonna get me a piggy-back!!! I once caught a fish THIIIIIIIS big! Edge: Don't watch Rob!For the love of god don't watch!!! RVD: DAAAAAD!!! The nature of Monkey was irrepressible Rory(forlorn):Remember when we first came here,the future looked so bright! What happened to us...what happened? Robbie:I'm Robbie! Rory:Yeah,yeah...I know. Randy:Okay,now on the count of 3 he's gonna pull the splinter out.Ready? 1...2...3! Cena: BLAAAARRRGH! Orton: LOOK A PENNY!!! Cena: Oh no,you don't! Cena:Why are we just standing here?!? Michaels:Shut up and stare at me suspiciously! |
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Feb 20, 2007 14:33:59 GMT -5
Lawsuit from Colt Cabana in 5.................4.....................3...................2........................ |
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 20, 2007 14:59:37 GMT -5
Vince was very concerned as to why a baby carriage was left in the middle of the ring.  Donald Trump once again stuck it to Vince by showing the contents of Vince's hard drive on the Titantron. Was a live action version of King of the Hill really necessary?  Here's what will happen if Kurt Angle doesn't rest up his injuries like he should. Vince tried hard not to laugh when Umaga asked him where the last shrimp went. (for those who are slow, look at Umaga's necklace)  Extreme Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation, this summer on Spike TV. Looks like Estrada's busy doing a Mambo #2  Estrada: DOOOMSDAY!!!!!! Umaga freaked out when he realized he had a caterpillar on his chest.  The slot machines these days are so complicated. Looks like Van Dam is calling for a curveball low and away.  It would take a while for "Edge after a Lobotomy" to get over with the crowd. I never thought that "Melina with 3 boobs" wouldn't be all that exciting.  By Christmas time, every little girl in America would be asking for a Headbanging Mickie James doll.  Vince: The boyhood dream has come true!  Coming in 2008. WWE Films presents...The Dave Batista story. Featuring Mickie James as "Crying Batista Fan." *sings* It's the Naked Trucker and T-Bones Show!  So everyone on Wrestlecrap was making a huge deal out of Vito's new character and it turned out it was Vito in a dress with hair? Psh!  Randy Orton's new theme music was "My Heart Will Go On." |
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Post by catwoman on Feb 20, 2007 15:14:29 GMT -5
Vince tried hard not to laugh when Umaga asked him where the last shrimp went. (for those who are slow, look at Umaga's necklace) Extreme Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation, this summer on Spike TV. The slot machines these days are so complicated. It would take a while for "Edge after a Lobotomy" to get over with the crowd. Randy Orton's new theme music was "My Heart Will Go On." So, where do I send the bill for you getting me a new monitor? Seriously, these *killed* me, especially the Edge with a lobotomy caption. Re: Randy, I was telling a friend just last night that for the next 40 days, we're going to keep getting these cheesy "capture the wrestler nonchalantly in front of the WM23 sign" photos. |
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Post by hassanchop on Feb 20, 2007 15:26:56 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentleman, Trump Lesnar! More like Cena if you asked me. |
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Post by Banned Member on Feb 20, 2007 15:29:12 GMT -5
Babershop 2007 isn't the same without Brutus the Barber Beefcake. |
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 20, 2007 16:01:37 GMT -5
Vince tried hard not to laugh when Umaga asked him where the last shrimp went. (for those who are slow, look at Umaga's necklace) Extreme Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation, this summer on Spike TV. The slot machines these days are so complicated. It would take a while for "Edge after a Lobotomy" to get over with the crowd. Randy Orton's new theme music was "My Heart Will Go On." So, where do I send the bill for you getting me a new monitor? Seriously, these *killed* me, especially the Edge with a lobotomy caption. Re: Randy, I was telling a friend just last night that for the next 40 days, we're going to keep getting these cheesy "capture the wrestler nonchalantly in front of the WM23 sign" photos. What substance did you spit all over your monitor? lol I tend to show off when someone starts this thread other than me lol |
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Post by catwoman on Feb 20, 2007 17:02:44 GMT -5
So, where do I send the bill for you getting me a new monitor? Seriously, these *killed* me, especially the Edge with a lobotomy caption. Re: Randy, I was telling a friend just last night that for the next 40 days, we're going to keep getting these cheesy "capture the wrestler nonchalantly in front of the WM23 sign" photos. What substance did you spit all over your monitor? lol I tend to show off when someone starts this thread other than me lol Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. I should really know better than to read the boards at work while drinking something. Ah well, it was a stupid Dell desktop anyway.  Regardless, nicely done; your showing off might force my IT department to upgrade their monitors to flatscreens.... |
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Post by catwoman on Feb 21, 2007 0:33:26 GMT -5
One of my friends capped this from the promo and it was too good not to put up for Captioning...  |
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Feb 21, 2007 0:37:58 GMT -5
One of my friends capped this from the promo and it was too good not to put up for Captioning... Kids! Buy the new D-Generation-X DVD or Hunter and I will make sure Cena's push ends! |
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Regardless, nicely done; your showing off might force my IT department to upgrade their monitors to flatscreens.... 