How To Save ECW (THIS IS IT!!!)

[whineymcwhiner]

The only way to fix ECW:

1. build a time machine in Stamford, Conn. Get Keanu Reeves and the guy who played Bill and send them back with a list of ECW wrestlers and valets and the times they were there.
2. Go back in time to the ECW era and get all of the greats. Leave the current ECW roster in their place. Along with Johnny Ace and Kevin Dunn. Except Ariel. Keep her.
3. Bring everyone back to now. Lock them all in a cage so they don't kill Vince. Let only paul E. out of the cage, to book and promise everyone the money is there. Show checks and WWE stock for proof.
4. Re-record This is Extreme (the ECW theme) with the Wyld Stalyons playing.

and PRESTO! ECW is saved!

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

The main problem with this theory is that Keanu Reeves is involved.

[BorneAgain]

You're clearly ignoring the space-time paradox that would result of this trip.

[Ultimo Chocula]

Alex Winters is the man who played Bill.

Carry on.

[samachine]

"Oh my god.. They have a Keanu Reeves"

[whineymcwhiner]

borneagain said:

You're clearly ignoring the space-time paradox that would result of this trip.

damn. ok...

5. pay attention to space-time paradox

[Jiren]

I would rather get a time machine and give Paul Heyman Lottery numbers so he wins the jackpot/s and gets to fund ECW himself.

Oh and give Eric Bischoff a copy of Death of WCW

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Matt Striker looks like a Pepto Bismol bottle