FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 18, 2007 22:40:18 GMT -5
Bar Owner:
Long: You sir, look like you've had too much to drink.
Drunk: You don't tell me when I've had enough. I said I want another beer.
Long: Well, for that you just earned a one-on-meeting with my bouncer. The Undertakah! Now holla holla holla
Guy Playing Pool: Oh My!
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 19, 2007 20:20:47 GMT -5
Teddy as NFL Commisioner:
TL: Shawne playa, now you know I can't have you on the juice. For that dawg, you will go one on one......with THE UNDERTAKAH! Holla Holla Holla!
Troy Aikman: He can't do that!
John Madden: OH MY!
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 19, 2007 20:42:34 GMT -5
"Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"
"Did I tell you that you could get out of your seat playa? Just for that, you're going to have to go one on one with .. THE UNDERTAKAH"
"Really?"
"Uh... yeah"
*Taker calmly strolls in, looks at kid, looks at Teddy*
"Dammit Teddy, they're children"
"Do it"
*Taker choke slams little Timmy*
"Holla holla holla players, now shut up and get back to your work!"
*dances*
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 19, 2007 20:44:23 GMT -5
Teddy as a GLAAD representative:
Teddy: Isaiah Washington, playa, it says here you been making anti-gay remarks to your co-workers.
Washington: Yeah, it's true. I tried to deny it, but I admitted and apologized it in a public statement.
Teddy: Not good enough, playa.
Washington: Huh? What do you mean?
Teddy: I mean, you'll have to go one-on-one with THE GAY UNDERTAKER!
Washington: Wha...? (eyes bug out)
Teddy: Rest in peace, playa! Holla holla!
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 19, 2007 20:49:48 GMT -5
Teddy as the host of The Price is RIght:
TL: The actual retail value is $855 playas, Rod wins! As for the rest of you playas, you'll have to go one on one with......THE UNDERTAKAH!
Rich Fields: He can't do that!
Girls on stage: OH MY!
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 19, 2007 20:50:23 GMT -5
*Eric Bischoff and Teddy Long eat at a restraunt*
Long: Good eatin playa, thanks again for taking up the check.
Bischoff: What? I'm not taking it.
Long: I didn't know you ordered the haterade. Since you ain't picking it up, you'll be going one on one with... THE UNDERTAKAH!
*Taker shows up*
Cole: *At a nearby table* Oh my!
Bischoff: In that case then you'll be in a match tonight. You'll be in the ring with... KANE!
*Kane shows up*
JR: *At a nearby table* Good god almighty!
Long: Undertakah!
Bischoff: Kane!
*The two go back and forth. Tod Gordon shows up and shouts "911!", but no one pays attention to him. Taker and Kane then look at each other, shrug, and walk off.
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 19, 2007 20:52:06 GMT -5
*Eric Bischoff and Teddy Long eat a restraunt* Long: Good eatin playa, thanks again for taking up the check. Bischoff: What? I'm not taking it. Long: I didn't know you ordered the haterade. Since you ain't picking it up, you'll be going one on one with... THE UNDERTAKAH! *Taker shows up* Cole: *At a nearby table* Oh my! Bischoff: In that case then you'll be in a match tonight. You'll be in the ring with... KANE! *Kane shows up* JR: *At a nearby table* Good god almighty! Long: Undertakah! Bischoff: Kane! *The two go back and forth. Tod Gordon shows up and shouts "911!", but no one pays attention to him. Taker and Kane then look at each other, shrug, and walk off. HA! |
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Jan 19, 2007 20:54:26 GMT -5
*Eric Bischoff and Teddy Long eat at a restraunt* Long: Good eatin playa, thanks again for taking up the check. Bischoff: What? I'm not taking it. Long: I didn't know you ordered the haterade. Since you ain't picking it up, you'll be going one on one with... THE UNDERTAKAH! *Taker shows up* Cole: *At a nearby table* Oh my! Bischoff: In that case then you'll be in a match tonight. You'll be in the ring with... KANE! *Kane shows up* JR: *At a nearby table* Good god almighty! Long: Undertakah! Bischoff: Kane! *The two go back and forth. Tod Gordon shows up and shouts "911!", but no one pays attention to him. Taker and Kane then look at each other, shrug, and walk off. *Salutes BourneAgain* Awesome |
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Post by Banned Member on Jan 19, 2007 20:54:36 GMT -5
OMG these are so funny.
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Jan 19, 2007 21:02:50 GMT -5
Wizard of Oz Long:
Scarecrow: Wise Wizard. Please sir, my only wish is to have a brain.
Long: Now listen playa. You had a brain all along playa. An you can believe dat, holla holla.
Tin-Man: What about me? I wish to have a heart so that I can care about things.
Long: But playa, you had a heart all along. It's been Thuggin and Buggin all along.
Lion: Umm... sir. Please I require courage.... to be .... brave.
Long: PLAYA! YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN BRAVE, YOU JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT PLAYA! HOLLA!
Dorethy: Marvalous. Will it be possible for me to go home.
Long: Of course playa. All ya gotta do is holla your way up those ladder's and take those train ticket's down.
Dorethy: Gee sir. It's very tall.
Scarecrow: I'll do it Dorethy.
Tin-Man: I can get it.
Lion: Me too.
Long: NOW HOLD ON A SECOND PLAYA'S!
SC, TM, Lion: Huh?
Long: Now listen playa's, this challange Playa's, is for Dorethy playa's. But it look's like you playa's want to start something, holla holla. So now... this will be a 6 man tag team... LADDER ... match. Scarecrow... you'll go one on one against.... THA BOOGEYMAN! HOLLA!
Scarecrow: WHAT? NO!
Long: Tin-Man. You'll go one on one against.... KANE!
(Tin Man wave's arms around madly)
Long: And you Lion Playa. Tonight... you'll go one on one in this 6 man ladder match against... THE UNDERTAKAH!
(Shocked expression on Lion's face)
Long: AND THIS MATCH WILL BE COMING UP.... NEXT PLAYA! HOLLA HOLLA! (Dance's as Taker, Kane and Boogeyman step out from behind the curtain with Dimmed Lights, Fire and Red Smoke effects)
Dorethy: BOOGEYMAN, TAKER AND KANE?
Munchkin: OH MY!
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 20, 2007 0:26:06 GMT -5
*A concession stand*
Long: What's up playa, I'll have a medium popcorn please.
Concession Worker: That'll be six dollars.
Long: I'm not paying for that. For drinking the haterade and over charging me, you can go one on one with... the Undertakah!
*Josh Matthews appears*
Matthews: Actually Mr. Long, he's unavailable.
Long: No problem playa, I got a back-up. Sir, you'll be going go one on one with... the Underfakah!!
Todd Pentengill: *also as a concession worker* Oh my!
*Brian Lee appears*
Lee: Yes! A second chance!
*Lee tries a tombstone on the worker, but he collapses and falls back, knocking both of them out. Teddy grabs four bags of popcorn and heads to the theater, dancing for seemingly no reason on the way.*
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,077
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 20, 2007 0:36:18 GMT -5
Theodore R. Long as a meter maid:
Long: "You know you are illegally parked and I'm going to have to write you a ticket playa."
Guy: "I think you're full of it. I don't see where I'm illegally parked."
Long: "There's a sign right there, playa."
Guy: "I didn't see the sign."
Long: "I'll give you a chance go get out of the ticket, playa"
Guy: "How?"
Long: "By going one on one with the UNDERTAKAH! Now holla holla playa."
Guy walking by: "Oh my!"
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Post by Nickie James on Jan 20, 2007 7:11:18 GMT -5
Teddy Long in the I.R.S:
*T-Lo is seen in front of a husband and wife*
Teddy: *to husband* "Now, you didn't get to file your taxes properly, playah! Now the Internal Revenue SmackDown! just don't approve of that, dawg... So I tell you what.. Tonight, you're going one on one with... THE UNDERTAXER!"
Husband: "WHAT?!" *wails arms around wildly*
*Taker shows up in full business attire with a briefcase in hand*
Wife: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
I.R.S. employee walking by: "OH MY!"
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 20, 2007 21:25:52 GMT -5
Teddy as a talk show host
TL: Now playa, you claim the kid isn't yours.
Man: Yes Teddy
Woman: Now don't lie. You know that baby is yours *goes into ghetto gibberish*
TL: Hold on babygirl, we're going to find out the results, ya dig? When it comes to 3 month old Tyrone, .....you are NOT the baby daddy.
Man: Whooooo! *goes into dance*
TL: Now hold on fior a minute playa, only I dance here and cause you don't have a kid...you feeling high? Well it seems to me you need a one on one showdown with..................THE UNDERTAKAH! Holla at ya boy!
Man: *stops dancing* WHAT?!?!?!
Woman: You can't do that!
Someone in the crowd: OH MY!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 20, 2007 21:38:41 GMT -5
NBA commissioner Teddy Long:
Teddy: Shaq, playa, you've been on the shelf for too long, playa.
Shaq: But Teddy, I got a bad knee.
Teddy: We'll see about that, playa, because tonight, you are going to go one-on-one with.. THE UNDER-LAKERS! Now holla holla at dat, playa!
Cole (from under the table): OH MY!
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Post by The Freakin' Deacon on Jan 20, 2007 22:17:52 GMT -5
Wizard of Oz Long: Scarecrow: Wise Wizard. Please sir, my only wish is to have a brain. Long: Now listen playa. You had a brain all along playa. An you can believe dat, holla holla. Tin-Man: What about me? I wish to have a heart so that I can care about things. Long: But playa, you had a heart all along. It's been Thuggin and Buggin all along. Lion: Umm... sir. Please I require courage.... to be .... brave. Long: PLAYA! YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN BRAVE, YOU JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT PLAYA! HOLLA! Dorethy: Marvalous. Will it be possible for me to go home. Long: Of course playa. All ya gotta do is holla your way up those ladder's and take those train ticket's down. Dorethy: Gee sir. It's very tall. Scarecrow: I'll do it Dorethy. Tin-Man: I can get it. Lion: Me too. Long: NOW HOLD ON A SECOND PLAYA'S! SC, TM, Lion: Huh? Long: Now listen playa's, this challange Playa's, is for Dorethy playa's. But it look's like you playa's want to start something, holla holla. So now... this will be a 6 man tag team... LADDER ... match. Scarecrow... you'll go one on one against.... THA BOOGEYMAN! HOLLA! Scarecrow: WHAT? NO! Long: Tin-Man. You'll go one on one against.... KANE! (Tin Man wave's arms around madly) Long: And you Lion Playa. Tonight... you'll go one on one in this 6 man ladder match against... THE UNDERTAKAH! (Shocked expression on Lion's face) Long: AND THIS MATCH WILL BE COMING UP.... NEXT PLAYA! HOLLA HOLLA! (Dance's as Taker, Kane and Boogeyman step out from behind the curtain with Dimmed Lights, Fire and Red Smoke effects) Dorethy: BOOGEYMAN, TAKER AND KANE? Munchkin: OH MY! I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who was reminded of The Wizard of Oz by all of these "Oh My''s. |
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Post by normcoleman on Feb 19, 2007 23:54:08 GMT -5
Teddy as a DJ
Random Clubber: Yo man, I want to hear some Jay-Z
Teddy: Sorry playa, we only got Fergie
Clubber: Man, you whack
Teddy: Now hold on a minute, did I say you could disrespect the Dutchess? For that, you're going one on one with........THE UNDERTAKAH! Now get your shine on!
Clubber: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! *look of fear*
Manager: He can't do that?!?!
Random Goldigger: Oh my!
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