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Post by normcoleman on Jan 17, 2007 21:04:52 GMT -5
cause its only fair
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 17, 2007 21:05:43 GMT -5
You think that's fair, playa? Then let's see how fairly you're treated by THE UNDERTAKER!
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 17, 2007 21:06:42 GMT -5
WHAT?!?!?!?!?! *Hands waving wildly*
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 17, 2007 21:07:54 GMT -5
WHAT?!?!?!?!?! *Hands waving wildly* LOOK OF FEAR! |
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 17, 2007 21:08:47 GMT -5
am I facing Vintage Undertaker?
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Post by Iron Sheik Yerbouti on Jan 17, 2007 21:09:00 GMT -5
"I believe you have my undertaker"
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Post by mysterydriver on Jan 17, 2007 21:11:25 GMT -5
I wonder how Teddy would do AS an Undertaker?
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 17, 2007 21:14:18 GMT -5
I wonder how Teddy would do AS an Undertaker? "Playa...did I tell you that you could die? For that you get to face.......THE UNDERTAKAH! HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!" |
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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on Jan 17, 2007 21:18:38 GMT -5
Judge.
"Playa. I know you said your sorry but that just ain't gonna cut it. You murdered your wife therefore tonight, you gonna have a match .. with.. THE UNDERTAKER. *audience gasps* and you can belieeeve dat. Holla holla."
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 17, 2007 21:20:45 GMT -5
Judge. "Playa. I know you said your sorry but that just ain't gonna cut it. You murdered your wife therefore tonight, you gonna have a match .. with.. THE UNDERTAKER. *audience gasps* and you can belieeeve dat. Holla holla." Baliff: Oh My! |
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
R2C2 Reporting for duty
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jan 17, 2007 21:43:52 GMT -5
Husband: I would like the Surf and Turf and my wife would like the Chicken Parm.
Waiter Teddy Long: Holla holla playa. Who ya think ya are ordering for your wife. You think you're some kinda man with that. Well playa, tonight you can prove you're a man by going one on one...WITH THE UNDERTAKAH!
Husband: But that doesn't make any sense
*Lights go out. Taker's music hits.*
Husband: What the...?
*Taker chokeslams husband through the table.*
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 17, 2007 21:53:47 GMT -5
U.S. President Theodore R. Long Long: "My fellow Playas. Ask not what your General Manager can do for you; ask what you can do for your General Manager." Reporter #1: "Um, Mr. President? You're the President, not the General Manager." Long: "Well Playa, why don't you ask your President what he's called after you've gone one-on-one ... with ... THE BOOGEYMAN!" REPORTER #2: "Mr. President! Mr. President! Now that you've been elected, what do you plan on doing about the War in Iraq?" Long: "What do I plan to do? What do I plan to do? Playa, I plan on making tonight's episode of Friday Night Presidential Address the absolute best that I can for these fans. So tonight, the War in Iraq goes one-on-one ... with ... THE UNDERTAKA!" Can ya feel me, playa? HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA !!......" President Long is taken away by the Secret Service; scene fades to black.Can I win the internet now? Please??  |
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Post by MGH on Jan 17, 2007 22:00:13 GMT -5
Blockbuster employee!
Teddy: Listen playa, you're returning this 3 days late. Now you seem to have your shine on dawg, so I might just let it slide.
Guy: Cool man, I also have this one.
Teddy: Two late movies? Now hold on just a minute now playa. All the thuggin and buggin in the world ain't getting you out of this one.
Guy: I can't understand you, let me speak to your manager.
Teddy: The manager isn't around now playa, but I'll let you speak with my UNDAHTAKAH!
Random guy walking across the street from Blockbuster: *YELLS* OH MY!
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 17, 2007 22:11:35 GMT -5
Husband: I would like the Surf and Turf and my wife would like the Chicken Parm. Waiter Teddy Long: Holla holla playa. Who ya think ya are ordering for your wife. You think you're some kinda man with that. Well playa, tonight you can prove you're a man by going one on one...WITH THE UNDERTAKAH! Husband: But that doesn't make any sense *Lights go out. Taker's music hits.* Husband: What the...? *Taker chokeslams husband through the table.* I think I can go slightly better than that. Man: "Uh, excuse me...I ordered this bigger well done, and it's actually somewhat rare! Can you-" Waiter Teddy: "Now hold on, Playa!" *picks up cheeseburger* "Now, burger, I bet you think you're pretty funny! Tryin' to give this playa some kind of thuggin' an' buggin' undercooked meat disease!" Man: "Uh...what are you doing?" Waiter Teddy: "Holla holla, playa! Tonight, undercooked hamburger, you are going one on one with...DA UNDATAKA! Holla holla holla holla!" *Undertaker comes out from...somewhere...wearing a chef hat, and eats the cheeseburger* Taker: "If I wasn't already dead, this undercooked burger would make me REST...IN...PEACE!" *Lightning.* |
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 18, 2007 0:26:54 GMT -5
Teddy Long as a McDonalds employee
TL: What can I get ya playa?
Customer: I would like a #3 with a Pepsi
TL: Now hold on just a minute, did I say we had Pepsi products?
Customer: I'll just get a coke
TL: Sorry playa, you just earned yourself a one on one showdown with.........THE UNDERTAKAH! Holla Holla Holla!
Customer: *has the look of fear* You can't do that!
Kids in play area: OH MY!
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Murf
Dennis Stamp
Neverending Storrrrr-yyyyy
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Post by Murf on Jan 18, 2007 0:45:04 GMT -5
Teddy Long as a Doctor.
Patient: What is it, doc?
Dr. Long (aka. D-Lo?): I hate to say this, but it appears to be terminal, and therefore, it looks like you'll be going one-on-one WITH THE UN-ooooo. Inappropiate.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 18, 2007 0:47:19 GMT -5
Teddy Long as UFC's Dana White
Professional rivals Tito Ortiz and Ken Shamrock are having a scuffle after an Ortiz match.
Long - 'Hold on there, playas! I see we've got Tito Ortiz and Ken Shamrock lookin' like they wanna start somethin', so why don't we do this, playas. We'll have .... Tito Ortiz .... versus .... Ken Shamrock .... versus .... THE UNDERTAKER!!'
Undertaker - *strolls into octagon, rolls eyes back in his head, grimaces*
Tito Ortiz - 'A wrestler, huh? You think some gimmicky fake fighter scares me? I'll kick his ass!'
*chokeslam, triangle choke*
Long - 'Mackin' and money stackin', playas! Holla!'
Joe Rogan - 'OH MY!'
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
R2C2 Reporting for duty
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jan 18, 2007 1:08:25 GMT -5
Husband: I would like the Surf and Turf and my wife would like the Chicken Parm. Waiter Teddy Long: Holla holla playa. Who ya think ya are ordering for your wife. You think you're some kinda man with that. Well playa, tonight you can prove you're a man by going one on one...WITH THE UNDERTAKAH! Husband: But that doesn't make any sense *Lights go out. Taker's music hits.* Husband: What the...? *Taker chokeslams husband through the table.* I think I can go slightly better than that. Man: "Uh, excuse me...I ordered this bigger well done, and it's actually somewhat rare! Can you-" Waiter Teddy: "Now hold on, Playa!" *picks up cheeseburger* "Now, burger, I bet you think you're pretty funny! Tryin' to give this playa some kind of thuggin' an' buggin' undercooked meat disease!" Man: "Uh...what are you doing?" Waiter Teddy: "Holla holla, playa! Tonight, undercooked hamburger, you are going one on one with...DA UNDATAKA! Holla holla holla holla!" *Undertaker comes out from...somewhere...wearing a chef hat, and eats the cheeseburger* Taker: "If I wasn't already dead, this undercooked burger would make me REST...IN...PEACE!" *Lightning.* I bow to your superior comedy intellect [/Ben Stein] |
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 18, 2007 1:14:05 GMT -5
I mark for Ben Stein references.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 18, 2007 21:16:03 GMT -5
As do i.
Now, my addition.
T.Lo as a trashman
Teddy: Aight, playas, lets dump this garbage. *dances to garbage cans*
Teddy gets a look of annoyance on his face.
T.Lo: Paper & plastics not seperated? *walks to door of the house, knocks on the door*
House Owner: yeah?
Teddy: For not seperating ya garabge, playa, you goin one-on-one with THE UNDERTAKAH!
Wife: Oh my!
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