The Official WWE Magazine March 2007 Thread.

[Cactus Jack]

Is there any demand for these? I like the new 80% less kayfabe magazine. They do what few other magazines do and actually provide information that I couldn't find elsewhere.

10 By the Numbers: Breaking down Joey Mercury's pummeled proboscis.
11 Moment of Impact: Flash Funk's head is crushed like a can of Fresca.
12 Would You Buy This?: MysteriOs!; Did You Buy This?: The Smoking Gunns' 25-gallon hats; Superfan SmackDown: Whose WWE collection will reign supreme?
13 Oh No You Ditn't!: TL Hopper plumbs the depths of idiocy; Amuse Us!: Mick Foley jests.
14 My Three Favorite Matches: Chris Masters' top picks; Amazing, but True...: Bet you can't name the first ECW champ; From the Vault: Return to WWE circa 1985.
15 May We Speak to Jim Ross, Please?: Meet the other J.R., a salty sea captain from Rockledge, FL.
18 Sexy Superfan of the Month: She's hot and loves WWE. No, you're not dreaming.
22 Activity Corner: Look at the two pics and spot the errors, eagle eyes.
24 You Got the Mic: Your letters and signs, and Jerry Lawler's artwork.
26 Jimmy Wang Yang: Meet the cowboy from the Wild, Wild East.
28 Edge's Rap Sheet: Edge takes on the law and the law wins.
30 Jeff Hardy: The highflier explains his love of Vanilla Ice.
32 Johnny Nitro: Our jerk of the month is called on the red carpet
34 Feast and Furious: 12 things to help you throw the ultimate WWE screening party.
38 Superstar Gaming Contest: Paul London and Chris Masters go one-on-one in NBA Jam.
40 Divas Uncensored: Are you a first-timer? Let our Divas guide you.
42 Cash For Questions: CM Punk reads your letters, responds, remains entirely awesome.
44 Under Maria's Hood: Cars that'll make the ladies swoon.
46 The Ultimate Animal Quiz: How well do you know WWE's famous mascots of yesteryear?
48 Genius Advice: Words of wisdom from a concussed Tommy Dreamer.
50 Batista: The Exclusive WrestleMania Preview: The Animal jaws about the year's biggest event, and the most meaningful match of his career.
54 Solid Gold: A look back at the greatest belts of all time.
56 101 Things Every Fan Should Do Before He Dies: Check off everything on this list before you ship off to that squared circle in the sky.
64 Unearthed: Vince's Secret Treasure Trove!: After years of searching, we finally find the fabled WWE warehouse.
68 Need a Spot?: Kenny Dykstra's lower body workout ensures that you look good before you leap.
70 How to Treat A...Burn: MVP (and WWE's resident doctor) discuss treating fried flesh. Hot jambalaya!
74 Games: PS3's new racer, MotorSport, plus Bullet Witch, Sonic the Hedgehog and more!
77 Music: Reviews of Jesse Malin, Modest Mouse and Good Charlotte. We call Layla and ask, "What's playing on your iPod?"
78 DVDs and Movies: First looks at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and 300. And don't miss Mr. Kennedy's three favorite DVDs of all time.
80 Gear: Editors test-drive the Toshiba Portege R400-S4931 and battle-ready Aliph Jawbone headset.
84 Between the Ropes: The Donald schools Rosie; Raw returns to Iraq.
89 Tale of the Tape: Stat-o-rama!
90 All Access: Shaq meets Dusty; Arena Scout: We travel to Mohegan Sun and lose our shirts.
91 Fantasy Warfare: Batista and Brock Lesnar trade drubbings.
92 Calendar: Find out when WWE is coming to your town; Remembering... Bam Bam Bigelow.
93 The Night the Title Changed Hands: The Texas Tornado shocks Mr. Perfect; Beef of the Month: Ric Flair fends off young whipper-snapper Kenny Dykstra.
94 Guess the Match: Answer correctly and earn a chance to win a charcoal grill signed by Carlito.
96 You Had to Be There: The police get a slice of Regal pie.

Also included in this issue is Part 3 of 3 of the lifesize Maria poster.

There are numerous articles in this that are very interesting to me. Also, in true WWE subtle fashion, they published the lifesize Maria poster out of order so the boobs and vagina area are last (that's this month).

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I actually like the new magazine. I love all the non-kayfabe interviews and photos.

[Cactus Jack]

jinxed said:

I actually like the new magazine. I love all the non-kayfabe interviews and photos.

Ditto.

[Person With A Hat]

cactusjack said:

30 Jeff Hardy: The highflier explains his love of Vanilla Ice.

Did we REALLY need another reason to hate the guy?

[Brick Killed a Guy]

bookerhatman said:

cactusjack said:

30 Jeff Hardy: The highflier explains his love of Vanilla Ice.

Did we REALLY need another reason to hate the guy?

I think that's another reason to test him.

[MiLB Fan]

It's funny: I was JUST about to start a new thread concerning some interesting stuff I discovered in this month's WWE Magazine, but I'll use this one.

The first can be found in the article about WWE's secret warehouse, where they store props and stuff. Here's some of the text from that article:

THE SEARCH
Problem was, no one seemed to know much about its exact location. Some even questioned its existence, with many Titan Tower vets insisting it was just a myth -- the kind of place every fan wished were real but wasn't.
It was still real to me, damn it.

Hmmmm, that last line looks kinda familiar. Didn't some fan say something like that at a convention or somesuch?

The other item of note is in the "Solid Gold" article, which has pictures of the various championships through the years. Take a close look at the Hardcore Title, and see if you notice anything unusual..

I remember getting the first issue of the "revamped" WWE Magazine with Batista on the cover. My first thought was, "Did I just get the new WWE Magazine...or a copy of FHM?" The video game and music reviews reminded me of the magazine circa 1995, when it had "That's EntertainMAT!" But now, I don't mind it so much. Plus, you gotta think someone on staff visits the WrestleCrap site, with the monthly sections called "Oh No You Didn't!" and "Did You Buy This?"

[Cactus Jack]

milbfan said:

It's funny: I was JUST about to start a new thread concerning some interesting stuff I discovered in this month's WWE Magazine, but I'll use this one.

The first can be found in the article about WWE's secret warehouse, where they store props and stuff. Here's some of the text from that article:

THE SEARCH
Problem was, no one seemed to know much about its exact location. Some even questioned its existence, with many Titan Tower vets insisting it was just a myth -- the kind of place every fan wished were real but wasn't.
It was still real to me, damn it.

Hmmmm, that last line looks kinda familiar. Didn't some fan say something like that at a convention or somesuch?

The other item of note is in the "Solid Gold" article, which has pictures of the various championships through the years. Take a close look at the Hardcore Title, and see if you notice anything unusual..

I remember getting the first issue of the "revamped" WWE Magazine with Batista on the cover. My first thought was, "Did I just get the new WWE Magazine...or a copy of FHM?" The video game and music reviews reminded me of the magazine circa 1995, when it had "That's EntertainMAT!" But now, I don't mind it so much. Plus, you gotta think someone on staff visits the WrestleCrap site, with the monthly sections called "Oh No You Didn't!" and "Did You Buy This?"

Thank you. I think it would be really cool if we had a monthly official thread.


And it's out over there already? Wow.

[Person With A Hat]

uncivilized82 said:

bookerhatman said:

Did we REALLY need another reason to hate the guy?

I think that's another reason to test him.

Someone get me the name of a drug that is also known as ice. Quick!

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bookerhatman said:

uncivilized82 said:

I think that's another reason to test him.

Someone get me the name of a drug that is also known as ice. Quick!

Methamphetamine

[Vice honcho room temperature]

cactusjack said:

40 Divas Uncensored: Are you a first-timer? Let our Divas guide you.

First timer of what

[tartsonawire]

milbfan said:

It's funny: I was JUST about to start a new thread concerning some interesting stuff I discovered in this month's WWE Magazine, but I'll use this one.

The first can be found in the article about WWE's secret warehouse, where they store props and stuff. Here's some of the text from that article:

THE SEARCH
Problem was, no one seemed to know much about its exact location. Some even questioned its existence, with many Titan Tower vets insisting it was just a myth -- the kind of place every fan wished were real but wasn't.
It was still real to me, damn it.

Hmmmm, that last line looks kinda familiar. Didn't some fan say something like that at a convention or somesuch?

Why, I do believe he did...

officialfan.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=wrestling&thread=1171685958

But yeah, I really like the magazine. Funny, interesting articles and interviews, neat stats, and just the right amount of nostalgia.

[Cactus Jack]

theone6643 said:

cactusjack said:

40 Divas Uncensored: Are you a first-timer? Let our Divas guide you.

First timer of what

I wonder!

[Slim Loves Lily]

The story of Jimmy Wang Yang going to DDP's house for Halloween made me chuckle.

[willywonka666]

so how much does this thing cost now?

[Dean-o]

willywonka666 said:

so how much does this thing cost now?

I think it's about $6 an issue on the newstand, but you can subscribe for $20 a year.

[willywonka666]

it may be less kayfabe, but the writers seem to think they can be dicks more when they write now

[Cactus Jack]

willywonka666 said:

it may be less kayfabe, but the writers seem to think they can be dicks more when they write now

I noticed this too, meh.