hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Feb 15, 2007 11:08:29 GMT -5
David Arquette vs Drew Carey vs K-Fed vs The Great Khali in a Viagra on a Pole match
The Yeti vs The Zombie vs Little Bastard
3 Count vs Men on a Mission and John Cena
Scott Hall vs Jake Roberts in a Bottle of Beer on a Pole match
Earl Hebner vs Charlie Haas (the winner gets a new house)
Goldberg vs Lawrence Taylor
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 15, 2007 11:39:35 GMT -5
Here's one have John Cena face everyone in the WWE, including developmental talent and indy guys like Colt Cabana in one match. He gets a record of 354-0 at Wrestlemania and the last guy he beats is Undertaker. Just to demolish Undertaker's record to make 355-0 at Wrestlemania. Than the crowd riots and maims John Cena's body like Donald Sutherland in The Day of the Locusts.
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Feb 15, 2007 11:47:59 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio vs Zombie Eddie Guerrero In an Inferno Casket Buried alive match.
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Jeff
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Jeff on Feb 15, 2007 12:01:27 GMT -5
TLC Match for WWE Title
Great Khali vs. Giant Gonzales
60 Minute Iron Man Ultimate Submission Match
The Miz vs. Boogeyman
Evening Gown Match
Vito vs. Todd Grisham
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Feb 15, 2007 12:45:37 GMT -5
PHIL COLLINS VS THE BOOGEYMAN!
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 15, 2007 12:49:11 GMT -5
Boogeyman vs Scotty 2 Hotty in a three hour ironman match where the stipulation in it's The Worm vs Worms.
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Post by tna on Feb 15, 2007 14:40:47 GMT -5
TLC Match for WWE Title Great Khali vs. Giant Gonzales 60 Minute Iron Man Ultimate Submission Match The Miz vs. Boogeyman Evening Gown Match Vito vs. Todd Grisham WWE should hire you stat! |
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Post by bjboston on Feb 15, 2007 14:47:50 GMT -5
I having trouble thinking at the moment so I will just go the Vince Russo approach and have the mainevent: Something Devastating On A Pole Match. How about Undertaker's streak on a pole match? But Undertaker isn't in the match. Ha - when I first read that, I thought it said Undertaker's steak on a pole. I just imagine he and Batista going after it with barbecue tongs. |
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Post by royboy8 on Feb 15, 2007 14:50:23 GMT -5
Why go into details about a fictional wrestlecrap Mania when I can just sum mine up in one simple phrase....Wrestlemania 11
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AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on Feb 15, 2007 14:59:35 GMT -5
Hmm..this IS hard..but I think I can do it...
Cruiserweight match: Gobbledy Gooker vs. Chavo Guerrero (w/Pepe the Hobbyhorse)
Tag Team Championship Match: The Evil Billionaires (McMahon and Trump) vs DX (Shawn Michaels and Trips' Mjollnir)
"Grab Them Cakes" Eating Contest: Viscera vs Umaga
War of the Decades: Deuce and Domino vs Disco Inferno and "that 70s Guy" Mike Awesome
"Small vs Tall" Hardcore Match: Lil' Bastard vs. Great Khali
Bobby Lashley vs. Hacksaw's 2x4 (watch as the 2x4 gets a bigger pop than Lashley)
The Ultimate Warrior vs. Sanity
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Post by catwoman on Feb 15, 2007 15:07:13 GMT -5
War of the Decades: Deuce and Domino vs Disco Inferno and that 70s Guy, Mike Awesome Small vs Tall Hardcore Match: Lil' Bastard vs. Great Khali The Ultimate Warrior vs. Sanity I actually love the idea of a Decade Gimmick match. Throw Hogan in there for the ultimate representation of the 80's and we're good to go. Also the immediate visual image of Lil Bastard vs. the Great Khali cracked me up; he'd have to lean down pretty low to Brain Chop LB. Unfortunately, Sanity jobbed to the Warrior a long time ago. |
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Post by seanwalsh on Feb 15, 2007 17:21:31 GMT -5
I believe this WrestleMania would need a gimmick battle royal with wrestlers who had no gimmicks.
Jim Powers, Tom Zenk, Iron Mike Sharpe, Pug Porteau, Furnas & Lafon, Johnny Parisi, etc......
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Post by thejustice on Feb 15, 2007 18:08:30 GMT -5
Undertaker beats Batista for the title. But then Real American starts up & Hogan comes out, Paul Bearer (who has returned for this match) trys to throw the contents of Taker's Urn in Hogan's eyes but he misses & hits Taker. Hogan levels him with the big boot, then the leg drop for the 1-2-3. This one totally wins it for me. I'm a Hogan fan but that would defenitley suck reliving WM 9 again. My idea for a crap wrestlemania? Ok cancel a tag team championship match and move it to heat, shorten the cruiserweight title match, also be sure to cut short a triple threat tag and then fill it in with...... two girls pulling down the Coach's pants while mispronouncing Hogan and McMahon (HOLGAN AND MCMAWN Anyone?) and have not one but two preformances by Limp Bizkit to be replaced with stock themes on the DVD re release in 10 years. Ooops that was WM 19 bad joke there sorry. Ok , but booking a crap wrestlemania with today's roster? Shawn Michaels takes a finger poke of doom from cena and they make a new DX. HHH comes out to confront them while walking with crutches and beats both of them. Then Undertakr loses his streak to Batista (when Batista will retire in a few years its pointless) And for the ECW title......Lashley vs Kamala in an EXTRREEEEEEEEME Countouts only match. |
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 15, 2007 18:19:39 GMT -5
Lashley vs Kamala? I actually would like to see it for some perverted reason.
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Post by Hensley on Feb 15, 2007 18:28:19 GMT -5
Let's bring back the gimmick battle royal! Classic five-star material...
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Post by the Masked Resident on Feb 15, 2007 18:40:11 GMT -5
I think Dusty should book himself against Dusty. It should have the Dusty finish as well. |
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Post by thejustice on Feb 15, 2007 23:49:14 GMT -5
I think Dusty should book himself against Dusty. It should have the Dusty finish as well. with special guest referee Golddust? |
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