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Post by somedensefish on Feb 15, 2007 13:10:09 GMT -5
Would his Borg species designation be a billion 'cause that's how powerful the Batista Bomb is/are?
Would his arteries have hardened so much from the years of roids and red meat as to render penetration by assimiliation tubules impossible?
Would he assist in the assimilation of Pendari Rock or Orion Big Show?
Would he recognize them for some reason?
Would he get to do the Borg Queen?
so many questions...
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Post by hollywood on Feb 15, 2007 13:12:48 GMT -5
Batista all "borg'ed up" would be scary as hell...
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Post by somedensefish on Feb 15, 2007 13:15:02 GMT -5
Batista all "borg'ed up" would be scary as hell... i'm really hopin for a photoshop before the thread gets bumped off the 1st page |
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Post by RandomHero on Feb 15, 2007 13:15:34 GMT -5
And the award for geekiest thread ever goes to...
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Post by hollywood on Feb 15, 2007 13:16:24 GMT -5
I'd do it if I was more apt with Photoshop
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Post by Zombie Mod on Feb 15, 2007 13:21:17 GMT -5
you mean he isnt a borg already?.........
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Post by hollywood on Feb 15, 2007 13:25:08 GMT -5
And the award for geekiest thread ever goes to... Probably somewhere in the Off-Topic realm.  |
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 15, 2007 13:26:32 GMT -5
Borgtista>Batista
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Post by hollywood on Feb 15, 2007 13:31:00 GMT -5
Borgtista marching to the ring and Batista-Bombing Michael Cole, then grabbing a mic and saying, "We are the Borg. Your...federation...will be absorbed into our own Collective. Resistance is futile." = markout
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 15, 2007 13:37:08 GMT -5
The Borg are more mobile than Batista. Plus, they can regenerate and adapt instead of sitting on the shelf for six months after nicking their pinky.
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Post by somedensefish on Feb 15, 2007 13:40:09 GMT -5
The Borg are more mobile than Batista. Plus, they can regenerate and adapt instead of sitting on the shelf for six months after nicking their pinky. And sometimes they're really hot |
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Post by hollywood on Feb 15, 2007 13:43:27 GMT -5
The Borg are more mobile than Batista. Plus, they can regenerate and adapt instead of sitting on the shelf for six months after nicking their pinky. Being more mobile and having the ability to regenerate and adapt instead of sitting on the shelf for six months after nicking their pinky is irrelevant. |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 15, 2007 14:19:02 GMT -5
The Borg are more mobile than Batista. Plus, they can regenerate and adapt instead of sitting on the shelf for six months after nicking their pinky. Being more mobile and having the ability to regenerate and adapt instead of sitting on the shelf for six months after nicking their pinky is irrelevant. YOU'RE irrelevant. |
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Post by The Boss on Feb 15, 2007 14:21:35 GMT -5
And the award for geekiest thread ever goes to... Beam me up Scotty.  |
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 15, 2007 14:21:40 GMT -5
Since I know nothing about this topic other than it's a Star Trek reference, I'd much rather see Batista get assimilated by the Gorgs
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Post by Michael Coello on Feb 15, 2007 14:22:09 GMT -5
The British guys would be doomed.
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Post by mysterydriver on Feb 15, 2007 15:06:30 GMT -5
This has made it to two pages...and still no photoshop?
Depressing.
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Post by Rob Scorpio, 2 time BCW Champ on Feb 16, 2007 0:20:21 GMT -5
This may be the best idea anyone's ever had!
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Post by oltrelamorte on Feb 16, 2007 0:24:08 GMT -5
"If Batista Were Assimiliated By The Borg..."
He'd still suck a whole lot.
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