If you went on a date with Maria........

[willywonka666]

...would you want her to keep kayfabe and act like she does on Raw? I would ;D

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

I'd ask if I could trade her in for Victoria or Ariel.

[Mr Captain Falcon]

I'd keep her in her dumb role, that way you can convince her to do ANYTHING you wanted, and she'd be like, "Oh, Ok!!!"

[Brother Photino]

godz said:

I'd ask if I could trade her in for Victoria or Ariel.

QFT

Victoria or Ariel > every other diva, except Kristal

[THE Dinobot]

I think I'd pass on any of the WWE Streetwalkers Divas.

[bigHEADinc]

mrkennedy said:

I'd keep her in her dumb role, that way you can convince her to do ANYTHING you wanted, and she'd be like, "Oh, Ok!!!"

"Hey Maria, listen, there's a trouser snake in my pants!"

"OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?!"

"Listen, it's scared of women, but the way to kill it is by trying to swallow it whole. Once you suck out the insides it'll go away."

"But won't it poison me?"

"No, women are fine, you can't be poisoned, but if you let it go any longer it might kill me!"

[elushon]

bigheadinc said:

mrkennedy said:

I'd keep her in her dumb role, that way you can convince her to do ANYTHING you wanted, and she'd be like, "Oh, Ok!!!"

"Hey Maria, listen, there's a trouser snake in my pants!"

"OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?!"

"Listen, it's scared of women, but the way to kill it is by trying to swallow it whole. Once you suck out the insides it'll go away."

"But won't it poison me?"

"No, women are fine, you can't be poisoned, but if you let it go any longer it might kill me!"

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!