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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 29, 2007 0:11:10 GMT -5
wed string together some of the all time worst promos and build a story around it. and then when we get to the promos, the guys playing lex and patera, etc, will SING! be moved to tears during ken patera's heart wrenching number "red seaded hep son"! bret hart sticks up for his buddy El Dandy when hes being bullied by a local gang with "Don't dont El Dandy"! lex lugers sings " Tight T-Shirts and Life" to close the show! youll laugh, you cry! fun for the whole family! a new hit for braodway! WOOOOO!!!
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jan 29, 2007 0:14:19 GMT -5
what about Mr. Fuji singing dixie?
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 29, 2007 0:15:13 GMT -5
right of course, how could i forget, lol  any other ideas are welcome guys |
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jan 29, 2007 0:18:31 GMT -5
Oh Shit I got one! Harvey Whimpleman singing affectionately about Bertha Faye!
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 29, 2007 0:21:30 GMT -5
Matt Hardy's return promo would be interesting.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 29, 2007 0:46:05 GMT -5
Worst. Musical. Ever.
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Post by Agent P on Jan 29, 2007 0:57:45 GMT -5
I keep wanting to edit together:
Who are you to doubt El Dandy? I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOW!
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Post by ghettooverlord on Jan 29, 2007 1:05:02 GMT -5
Matt Hardy's return promo would be interesting. YOU SCREWED MY GIRL OF SEVEN YEARS BUT I SHALL NOT RESENT CAUSE I'M SURE THAT IN THIS MESS I'LL GET THE MAIN EVENT AND EDGE, MY FRIEND, YOU ARE A DICK AND MY RESOLVE WILL CEMENT ON THE DAY, HOPEFULLY SOON, YOU DIE IN A CAR ACCI-DENNNNNNNNT EDGE: I HAVE TO ASK, SIR TAG TEAM CHAMP WHY DO YOU EVEN WHINE? EVERYONE KNOWS THIS GIRL'S BEEN A TRAMP SINCE SIXTEEN SEVENTY-NINE LITA: WHY DO YOU GO AND SAY THAT EDGE THAT HURT'S TOO MUCH TO BEAR IT'S AS THOUGH THE BOND BE-TWEEN US, HAS GONE LIKE SEAN O'HAIRE EDGE: THAT MAN REALLY SUCKED, DIDN'T HE THE FANS JUST DID NOT CARE AND NOW HIS BODY'S GONE TO HELL JUST LIKE (NOT GOING THERE) MATT: THAT'S NOT THE POINT, YOU LOUSY BUM, THIS DIATRIBE IS REALLY DUMB I DON'T KNOW WHY IT WENT THIS WAY AND WHILE YOU MAY HAVE SCREWED MY GIRL I'LL STILL SAY YOU ARE GAY, OHHHHH ALL: THIS IS THE STORY OF A LOVE TRIANGLE THAT BLEW UP THE INTERNET THOSE FAT GEEKS THAT CALL US NAMES AND complain and/or rude female AND WHINE AND FRET THAT OUR PROGRAMMING SUCKS, BUT QUITE FRANKLY, WE SIMPLY DO NOT CARE CAUSE WE GET THEIR MONEY FROM OUR SHIRTS, THAT THEY WILL AL-WAYS WEAR LITA: TO THE MALL EDGE: TO THE HOOD MATT: TO A CAR ACCIDENT WHICH I HOPE YOU DIE IN EDGE |
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 29, 2007 1:17:52 GMT -5
TO A CAR ACCIDENT WHICH I HOPE YOU DIE IN EDGE
that made me laugh SO hard! lol ;D
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 29, 2007 1:44:10 GMT -5
I'm gonna kick!
Hey!
I'm gonna kick!
Ho!
I'm gonna kick my leg outta your...................leeeeeeeeeeeg!
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Post by sarnold on Jan 29, 2007 7:55:33 GMT -5
Any such musical would start... and end... wih the Iron Sheik
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jan 29, 2007 14:49:12 GMT -5
Don't forget the show-stopping number which closes the first act, the Great Khali's "Brain Chop Waltz."  |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 29, 2007 14:57:22 GMT -5
Don't forget the show-stopping number which closes the first act, the Great Khali's "Brain Chop Waltz." Khali should sing a variation of "I'm the Transylvanian Transvestite" from Rocky Horror Picture Show, dubbed" I'm a Punjabi Stud Muffin" Except it'd still sound like "DEFeneREGRGIEWVFGWFDIUKI gah!" |
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Post by 01 Mark! on Jan 29, 2007 15:27:11 GMT -5
Somehow I feel Sid Vicous should have a Spot in this musical
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 29, 2007 15:41:11 GMT -5
Somehow I feel Sid Vicous should have a Spot in this musical (In the theme of Stewie's rendition of Gilbert and Sullivan) Sid: I'm the greatest big man in WCW history! Chorus: And your record will stand as proof!* Sid: Being twice the man as Nash with a brain the size of a pea Chorus: And your promos are totally aloof** Sid: My powerbombs are key to ensuring victory, 'cept when I break my ankle on cue/And despite your point of view, I can draw a buck or two***..........But I'd rather have a feud with you! Sid dances a jig while chorus members, made up of jobbers such as Kwee Wee, The Stro, and Norman Smiley dance around him. * Reference to his amazing win streak that kept doubling every 5 minutes ** Reference to his wacky promos - "Steiner, you have a fictitious name!" ***Reference to that WO interview (or was it PWT) where he claimed he was a bigger draw than Austin was. |
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 29, 2007 15:43:59 GMT -5
Somehow I feel Sid Vicous should have a Spot in this musical Yeah, but he'd forget the lyrics and have to start over. |
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jan 29, 2007 15:59:47 GMT -5
oh don't forget about The Ultimate Warrior!
Especially his pre-wrestlemania promo where he would hijack Hogan's plane and crash it! Oh Warrior!
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jan 30, 2007 21:42:35 GMT -5
Somehow I feel Sid Vicous should have a Spot in this musical (In the theme of Stewie's rendition of Gilbert and Sullivan) Sid: I'm the greatest big man in WCW history! Chorus: And your record will stand as proof!* Sid: Being twice the man as Nash with a brain the size of a pea Chorus: And your promos are totally aloof** Sid: My powerbombs are key to ensuring victory, 'cept when I break my ankle on cue/And despite your point of view, I can draw a buck or two***..........But I'd rather have a feud with you! Sid dances a jig while chorus members, made up of jobbers such as Kwee Wee, The Stro, and Norman Smiley dance around him. * Reference to his amazing win streak that kept doubling every 5 minutes ** Reference to his wacky promos - "Steiner, you have a fictitious name!" ***Reference to that WO interview (or was it PWT) where he claimed he was a bigger draw than Austin was. That's, uh, not what "aloof" means... Let's also not forget a performance recorded by Owen Hart just in case this musical ever came to fruition, "How I Kicked Your Leg (Out Of Your Leg)". (pours two 40's) |
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 30, 2007 21:46:23 GMT -5
man i loved owen, but that was SUCH a funny moment, lol. to his credit he doesnt crack up and keeps the same deadly serious expression on his face, but thats what made it all the more funny, lol. |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 30, 2007 21:53:35 GMT -5
(In the theme of Stewie's rendition of Gilbert and Sullivan) Sid: I'm the greatest big man in WCW history! Chorus: And your record will stand as proof!* Sid: Being twice the man as Nash with a brain the size of a pea Chorus: And your promos are totally aloof** Sid: My powerbombs are key to ensuring victory, 'cept when I break my ankle on cue/And despite your point of view, I can draw a buck or two***..........But I'd rather have a feud with you! Sid dances a jig while chorus members, made up of jobbers such as Kwee Wee, The Stro, and Norman Smiley dance around him. * Reference to his amazing win streak that kept doubling every 5 minutes ** Reference to his wacky promos - "Steiner, you have a fictitious name!" ***Reference to that WO interview (or was it PWT) where he claimed he was a bigger draw than Austin was. That's, uh, not what "aloof" means... Let's also not forget a performance recorded by Owen Hart just in case this musical ever came to fruition, "How I Kicked Your Leg (Out Of Your Leg)". (pours two 40's) Sorry, I was desperate for rhymes. I actually gave Sid waaaaaay more credit than he deserves. He'd botch this number on the first note. |
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any other ideas are welcome guys 
