I just found Khali's new gimmick....

[Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture]

I know how some people feel about FOX News, but this story caught my eye....

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,243001,00.html

The investigation into the Delhi deaths has offered a gory insight into the minds of two alleged serial killers. Newspapers carried in graphic detail yesterday the news that Surendra Koli, one of the accused in the “house of horrors” case, may have eaten the organs of some of his victims, “even making kebabs out of them”. Police said that they had found flesh in the fridge of the bungalow in the upmarket suburb of Noida, where the skulls and bones of the children, thought to have vanished from a nearby slum, were found inside storm drains.

This incident took place in Punjab

Respell "Koli" into "Khali" and we've got ratings gold.

[Next Level was WRONG]

A Jeff Hardy feud would be great.