nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
Posts: 89
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 18, 2006 18:38:30 GMT -5
... You're gonna face the UNDATAKAH?
I'd say oh my
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Post by normcoleman on Dec 18, 2006 18:39:59 GMT -5
can it be a casket match?
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manx21
Team Rocket
I Heart Hayley
Posts: 756
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Post by manx21 on Dec 18, 2006 18:40:20 GMT -5
itd be "for christs sake teddy there are other guys on the friggin roster!"
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nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
Posts: 89
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 18, 2006 18:40:25 GMT -5
can it be a casket match? ya ok
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
Posts: 37,742
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 18, 2006 18:40:30 GMT -5
Holla holla holla!
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mo
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 16,972
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Post by mo on Dec 18, 2006 18:41:21 GMT -5
I'd go "WHAT!" and move my arms around and look all around with my eyes wide open
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
Posts: 8,371
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Dec 18, 2006 18:42:28 GMT -5
"YOU MEAN I GET TO JOB TO HIM?! SWEET!!!!"
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Post by Hall & Oates+250 IQ=Hulk Down on Dec 18, 2006 18:42:49 GMT -5
I'd hide behind JBL and let him explain why it isn't fair.
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Post by normcoleman on Dec 18, 2006 18:45:56 GMT -5
I'd ask to face Bobby Lashley
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Post by hutter on Dec 18, 2006 18:46:06 GMT -5
I'd crap my pants.
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salTy
El Dandy
Posts: 8,425
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Post by salTy on Dec 18, 2006 18:49:21 GMT -5
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT, TEDDY!"
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Post by samachine on Dec 18, 2006 18:50:17 GMT -5
Give Teddy a Booker kick
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 18, 2006 18:53:56 GMT -5
Not without my bag of voodoo!
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Bill.
ALF
Miser Brothers > Rated RKO
Posts: 1,185
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Post by Bill. on Dec 18, 2006 18:55:35 GMT -5
GIve Teddy a LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Dec 18, 2006 18:56:11 GMT -5
Teddy: *dances*
ME: "The Undertaker? The Deadman? The guy with the undefeated streak at mania, who's won the title, what three times now? Who's been with the business longer than anyone else? Holy hell, that's incredible! Win or lose, it'll be an honor to compete against a veteran like him, man, thank you Teddy, thank you! This is amazing! Oh god! Oh wow!"
Teddy: *slooooooowly stops dancing*
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Post by MGH on Dec 18, 2006 18:56:36 GMT -5
DAMN IT! YOU RACIST!
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Post by Error on Dec 18, 2006 18:59:46 GMT -5
Really Teddy? The Undertaker? Come on peanut headed Gerorge Jefferson wannabe, you can't be more original than that? As a matter of fact, I just sitting in the stands watching the damn show, why are making matches between fans and wrestlers any way? You've lost it.
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Post by seanwalsh on Dec 18, 2006 19:14:38 GMT -5
... You're gonna face the UNDATAKAH? I'd say oh my Invisible liquid makes my pants all wet.
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Dec 18, 2006 19:15:30 GMT -5
Me: *shrug* 'mmkay' Teddy: .... that's it playa? Mmkay. Me: Yeah. I would have had to face him sooner or later anyway. Best get it out of the way now. Really, I have nothing to loose. He's a legend and I just want to make a name for myself. Even if he does beat me, it's not like it's going to hurt my image. It is the Undertaker after all. Teddy: .... I.... don't.... understand, playa. Holla.... that.... makes no......holla.....senseplaya. Holla............. doesnotHOLLAcompute...........HOLLAHOLLAHOLLLAHOLAHOLAHALALSLA.... (head explodes)
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
Posts: 17,593
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Post by Grendel on Dec 18, 2006 19:29:42 GMT -5
**I would be hanging out backstage talking to several of the Divas, even some from Raw. My visitor pass would be in plain view, attached to the front of my jacket. Teddy Long would then strut up ...**
Teddy Long: "Hold up, Playa! Tonight you will be doing battle one on one with The Undertaker!"
**The crowd would go wild and start cheering.**
Me: "But I don't wrestle for you, I'm not even a wrestler. I'm just visiting backstage. What are you trying to prove!"
**Theodore Long would strut off doing his George Jefferson impersonation as I would sit there with a confused look on my face. I'd hold my hands up to the heavens as if to say, Why God, Why? And then I'd feel a hand on my shoulder. I'd turn to look into the eyes of Maria. She has that little pout on her face.**
Maria: "It wasn't fair when I got squashed by Umaga, and none of the people back in the locker room would help. And it wasn't fair when that meanie Victoria victimized me on Raw. So as someone who has taken some beatings for this company, can I give you some advice?"
Me: "Sure."
Maria: "Faint right away. As soon as The Undertaker enters the ring and the lights come up, just faint. He'll probably go for the pin."
Me: "But wouldn't that make me look like a wuss?"
Maria: "You have a choice. Look like a wuss, or get your ass handed to you by the best striker in WWE History. The choice is yours."
Me: "You're smarter than you let on, you know that?"
Maria: "Of course I am. I'm more than just a pretty face, you know."
Me: "Well yes, but I'm just talking about how they portray you on television."
**Before she can answer, she looks over my shoulder and gives me a concerned look. I see a rather large shadow on the ground and I slowly turn around. I then have to tilt my head to look up into the eyes of The Undertaker.**
The Undertaker: "I'm in a foul mood tonight. Prepare for the match of your life."
Me: "But I'm not even a wrestler, I'm just visiting backstage."
**The Undertaker doesn't listen and turns around and walks away. I turn back and look at Maria.**
Me: "So I faint right as soon as the lights come up, right?"
**Maria starts nodding as Smackdown prepares to goes to commercial. Suddenly she gets a look on her face.**
Maria: "Is that pee that I smell?"
**I look really surprised.**
Me: "I don't know what you're talking about."
**Maria shrugs and puts on her cute smile and walks away. I wait until she's out of earshot.**
Me: "Now I'm going to have to change my pants, too. Serves me right for winning that radio contest for a backstage pass to Smackdown."
**I suddenly feel a presence of someone watching me. I turn around and there stands Ron Simmons with a disgusted look on his face.**
Ron Simmons: "DAMN!"
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