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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Dec 18, 2006 19:36:34 GMT -5
Me: *shrug* 'mmkay' Teddy: .... that's it playa? Mmkay. Me: Yeah. I would have had to face him sooner or later anyway. Best get it out of the way now. Really, I have nothing to loose. He's a legend and I just want to make a name for myself. Even if he does beat me, it's not like it's going to hurt my image. It is the Undertaker after all. Teddy: .... I.... don't.... understand, playa. Holla.... that.... makes no......holla.....senseplaya. Holla............. doesnotHOLLAcompute...........HOLLAHOLLAHOLLLAHOLAHOLAHALALSLA.... (head explodes) You essentially just took my idea and added an exploding teddy long. In other words... BRILLIANT! |
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Dec 18, 2006 19:37:59 GMT -5
Teddy: *dances* ME: "The Undertaker? The Deadman? The guy with the undefeated streak at mania, who's won the title, what three times now? Who's been with the business longer than anyone else? Holy hell, that's incredible! Win or lose, it'll be an honor to compete against a veteran like him, man, thank you Teddy, thank you! This is amazing! Oh god! Oh wow!" Teddy: *slooooooowly stops dancing* Four times. |
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Garee
King Koopa
I miss the old days
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Post by Garee on Dec 18, 2006 19:49:51 GMT -5
No thank you
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Post by ReliXIV on Dec 18, 2006 19:59:09 GMT -5
Me: "But I don't wrestle for you, I'm not even a wrestler. I'm just visiting backstage. I was curious how long it would take for this quote to appear somewhere on here. Kinda scary. [glow=red,2,300]QUICK REALITY CHECK:[/glow] When WWE says that we fans are the most important part of the show, they're only talking about our money. |
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 19, 2006 21:57:00 GMT -5
Me: "But I don't wrestle for you, I'm not even a wrestler. I'm just visiting backstage. I was curious how long it would take for this quote to appear somewhere on here. Kinda scary. [glow=red,2,300]QUICK REALITY CHECK:[/glow] When WWE says that we fans are the most important part of the show, they're only talking about our money.Well, the question was what would my first reaction be when I'd be told that I'd be wrestling The Undertaker (paraphrased), and I'm not a wrestler, so ... I thought I'd go for comedy. Were you not entertained? |
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Post by SLAYER!!! on Dec 19, 2006 21:58:32 GMT -5
Which Diva is the easiest?
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Dec 19, 2006 22:12:06 GMT -5
Long: You're gonna wrestle...
*all the guys in the back who have been told to fly to the show but don't have a match hold their breath*
Long: The Undertaker!
*all the guys slump a little bit and go back to counting the days until they can beat Jarret for the NWA title*
Me: Eh, I'd get my ass kicked by anyone on the roster. At least Taker'll make it quick.
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Dec 19, 2006 22:20:37 GMT -5
I would go up to the Undertaker on the plane flying to the Playboy mansion, because thats where our match is gonna be no matter what anyone says, and Ill say to him...........
"I hope you wanna blade."
He would stare at me, call me a few thousand bad names, and I break my ass, fingertips, neck, and my funny bone in the match at the Playboy mansion, and Im laughing the entire trip to the emergency room because I broke my funny bone
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Dec 19, 2006 22:21:42 GMT -5
"VINTAGE UNDAHTAKAH! Playa."
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 19, 2006 22:25:21 GMT -5
Do I at least get to stalk Sara beforehand?
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Post by jcdenton on Dec 19, 2006 22:28:47 GMT -5
*super kick Teddy*
HA!
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cronker
AC Slater
I asked him what came at the end of a sentence, and he said "parole"
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Post by cronker on Dec 19, 2006 22:37:58 GMT -5
Who?
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algertman
Hank Scorpio
Heroes Die. Legends Live Forever.
Posts: 5,486
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Post by algertman on Dec 19, 2006 22:48:45 GMT -5
Me: "Is it Vintage Undertaker?"
Teddy: "You got that right playa"
Me: "OH MY!"
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 8, 2007 1:54:50 GMT -5
JBL....That's not right!!!
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Jan 8, 2007 1:57:08 GMT -5
"f*** this, I'm off to TNA!"
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
Posts: 5,282
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Post by Ken Ivory on Jan 8, 2007 1:58:27 GMT -5
"f*** this, I'm off to TNA!" Either that or I'd Channel the spirit of Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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mo
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by mo on Jan 8, 2007 1:59:00 GMT -5
EDIT: WTF is this thread, wow...wrong one, very wrong one
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Post by ronsimmons on Jan 8, 2007 1:59:05 GMT -5
I'd say....
DAMN!
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 8, 2007 1:59:35 GMT -5
"NO!! NOT THIS WAY!! DAMMIT!!"
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 8, 2007 2:02:59 GMT -5
I'd sock Teddy right in the adam's apple!
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