Pro-Celebrity Wrestling Finishers

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

Bored here, when I got to thinking: Vince has always liked to throw celebs into the mix. I think it makes him feel more 'mainstream'. And while a number of those famous faces to pop up on WWE have also sometimes gone on to have a match or two as well, I think Vince has missed an opportunity by not coming up with Celebrity Finishing move names.

So, pick a celeb, doesnt matter if theyve appeared in the E yet or not, and come up with a finisher name.

My first two are:

Jay Leno, wins by the Chinfall

Bill Gates, wins by Dragon Drop.


Anymore for any more? ;D

[Feargus McReddit]

Bill Gates finisher would actually be 'The Blue Screen of Death'. Nothing can stop it!!!

And don't forget K-Fed's Elbow of Doom

[Solid Stryk-Dizzle]

K-fed's finisher is a modified spinning toe hold that he calls The 'Baby Mama Drama'

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

K-Fed's should be called the Bundy Bomb: Married with children and no life of his own

[Porky's Butthole]

Rosie O'Donnel: The Dyke Drop

Donald Trump: Hell Toupee'

Britney Spears: The Sideways Sloppy Joe

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

Britney: The Pinkface