This Week in Wrestling....

[RedSmile]

Singles Wrestler of the Week- Mr Kennedy (SD)- Freaking ruled this week. Period.

Tag Team of the Week- Rated RKO (RAW)- Outsmarted DX again to lay out the Nature Boy

Diva of the Week- Jillian Hall (SD)- Her trash talk of Ashley was priceless

Best Match of the Week- Chavo vs Kane (SD)- Great back and forth match, with a really good ending.
Honorable Mention: Kennedy vs Benoit (SD)

Worst Match of the Week- Maria vs Melina (RAW)- Absolutely terrible. A complete borefest where they manage to botch a roll-up.
Honorable Mention: Kevin Thorne vs Balls Mahoney (ECW)- Even Jillian vs Ashley was less boring. On top of that, an Elbow Smash finisher? Thats what i would expect from a no talent diva, not a bad ass vampire. What happened to the Razor's Edge or the Elevated DDT??

Sickest Move of the Week- Hernandez Border Tossing Spike Dudley onto a ladder (TNA)
Honorable Mention: Edge's One Man ConChairTo onto Ric Flair (RAW)

Best Promo of the Week- Mr Kennedy's pre and post match (SD). The final "KENNEDY!!" was perfect.
Runner-up: James Mitchell berating Abyss (TNA)

Worst Promo of the Week- Bobby Lashley (ECW). Poor guy is broke in this department.
Runner-up: Hardcore Holly(ECW). He looked like an idiot trying to look badass.

Best surprises of the Week- Mr Kennedy's performance. (SD)
Runner-up: The Smackdown card in general. Stephanie wrote that?!

Letdown of the Week- Bobby Lashley vs RVD. (ECW). What an awful finish. These guys are pretty solid in the ring, I was looking forward to way better.
Runner-up: PCS skit (TNA). Musical chairs was quite unfunny.

Hypocrite of the Week- Victoria (RAW)- Hates divas enough to make a hitlist, then goes face to face with the "diva of divas" in Melina, only to backdown and go after Lillian. Lame.

Waste of the Week- Anything involving K-Fed and John Cena (RAW). The mess began the RAW show, and then it ended the RAW show. It did not get better with age.
Runner-up: Ashley (SD). Ruins the post match of Brian Kendrick vs Paul London, by sticking her nose into the middle of it. Then commits her best efforts into create a suckfest that Jillain Hall had to deal with.

Losers of the Week:
-John Cena (RAW) - Pinned by K-Fed, then loses the Handicap match by DQ. Thats two losses in one night for Johnny Boy.

-Robert Roode (TNA) - This guy is really good at losing. What a waste of hype. Loses again this week to Rhyno.

-Rob Conway (RAW) - Lasts all of 12 seconds against Jeff Hardy. Then becomes victim to Vince's cliche.

-Val Venis (HEAT) - Jobbed to Eugene. Thats low even for Val.

Quotes of the Week
-Vlad Koslov (ECW): "Double Double E" (Nikolai Volkoff is somewhere cringing)

-JBL (SD): "There are few people on this planet, who can say they've beaten Kane" (Ummmm..........no, even Xpac has beaten Kane)

-Todd Grisham (HEAT): "Patented Val Venis chops" (WHAT?!?!)

-Don West (TNA): "He just threw Angle into those wooden crates" (No those are wood palettes, Don)

-Another from DW: "He's attacking him with that sheet of plywood!!" (NO!! Thats panelling. See it flex and bend like crazy? Nevermind...)

**Ive been wanting to do this kind of thing for awhile, hope its recieved well. I must note that I am only able to watch WWE and TNA, and no PPVs.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Dude, the only reason the Balls/Thorn match ended with the elbow was because it looked like it legit hurt Balls, and Thorn ended the match.

[RedSmile]

Even if thats so, the match was painful to watch IMO.

[THE Dinobot]

There's no way at all Kennedy's performance was the best outing of the week. Anyone, you, me, some dead hobo on the side of the road, could do what Kennedy did/does.

[Nickie James]

SmackDown!'s booked by Michael Hayes now. Not Stephanie. He is doing a great job at it, too.

[RedSmile]

dinobotbprime said:

There's no way at all Kennedy's performance was the best outing of the week. Anyone, you, me, some dead hobo on the side of the road, could do what Kennedy did/does.

I was most entertained by Kennedy. Who would you have picked instead?

[mo]

Quote of the week for me has got to be Vlad Koslov's "I can beat them both" when asked about the Lashley/RVD match, good stuff

[4real]

I like this, it's a good read.

Would have put MVP as best promo though, just cos i can't stand that rogue Thedius Long.

[RedSmile]

4real said:

I like this, it's a good read.

Would have put MVP as best promo though, just cos i can't stand that rogue Thedius Long.

I did consider MVP's promo. It was real good. But Ive been high on Kennedy all week.

[RedSmile]

nicole said:

SmackDown!'s booked by Michael Hayes now. Not Stephanie. He is doing a great job at it, too.

Ah now that makes sense. He's a good writer/booker from what I remember. At least when he's not drunk.

[Ace Diamond]

redagony said:

nicole said:

SmackDown!'s booked by Michael Hayes now. Not Stephanie. He is doing a great job at it, too.

Ah now that makes sense. He's a good writer/booker from what I remember. At least when he's not drunk.

I think it could be safe to say that a drunk Michael Hayes could still book better matches than a sober Stephanie McMahon

[OtisMaximus]

Good write up, I look foward to seeing more next week.

[emoney3265]

*Sigh* The only depressing part of your overview was the PCS as I thought it was funny.

Another from DW: "They're fighting over that blowhorn!" (Tenay: "....It's bullhorn")

I love DW for his reactions. He was pumping his fist like 3 times when Cornette let Angle and Joe fight. He had a confused look on his face for like 7-9 seconds.

[The Scuba Guy]

This was actually fun to read. Do it again next week, please

[romafan87]

Cool stuff. It brings out the mark in me, in a good way. Ya know, like reading PWIs when you are a kid.

-Ian

[AmandaJ]

Good list, good read
I disagree in that I though musical chairs was funny, but I agree that Ashley is worthless and everything she gets involved in turns to shit.