Godhand
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Post by Godhand on Dec 11, 2006 6:32:02 GMT -5
Granted but Bret is the unfortunate participant in an Owen on a pole match which features an oversized cardbard cutout of his dead brother. The worst Part? The match is against David Arquette!!!!!!!
I wish Joey Mercury would have a good push on either samckdonw or ecw which rivels Nitros.
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lackingintaste
Trap-Jaw
RKO: 70% of the time...it works all the time. That's a scientific fact.
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Post by lackingintaste on Dec 11, 2006 7:35:41 GMT -5
Granted but Bret is the unfortunate participant in an Owen on a pole match which features an oversized cardbard cutout of his dead brother. The worst Part? The match is against David Arquette!!!!!!! I wish Joey Mercury would have a good push on either samckdonw or ecw which rivels Nitros. granted, but it happens in ECW, so after mercury beats johnny nitro he has to do the job to choc lesnar. i wish joey styles to be wished well in future endeavors and picked up by tna.
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Post by Eugene Gurkin on Dec 11, 2006 7:55:12 GMT -5
Granted, but Mike Tenay or Don West will have to leave TNA.
I wish they let The Undertaker keep his WrestleMania winning streak.
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nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 11, 2006 8:05:38 GMT -5
Granted, but he becomes the new Hogan and refuses to job any time.
I wish Chris Benoit could cut a promo
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manx21
Team Rocket
I Heart Hayley
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Post by manx21 on Dec 11, 2006 8:09:01 GMT -5
granted but then the wwe would realise he cant have everything and assign him the overdrive as his new finisher
i wish punk was ecw champ, kennedy was whc and edge was wwe champ
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Post by Eugene Gurkin on Dec 11, 2006 8:11:34 GMT -5
granted but then the wwe would realise he cant have everything and assign him the overdrive as his new finisher i wish punk was ecw champ, kennedy was whc and edge was wwe champ Granted, but Punk keeps the title for 5 months, Kennedy keeps it for 7 months, and Edge keeps his title until he jobs to Cena in a stip match. I wish that SummerSlam was hosted at War Memorial Stadium in Little Rock, Arkansas.
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manx21
Team Rocket
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Post by manx21 on Dec 11, 2006 8:54:26 GMT -5
granted but it becomes ecw summerslam with test vs lashley for the ecw world title in a 3 hour iron man match as the only match on the card.
i wish ecw had a good booking team and a 2 hour show
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PSJ
Don Corleone
If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?
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Post by PSJ on Dec 11, 2006 10:04:12 GMT -5
Granted.... However, within 6 months the booking team becomes best friends with RVD & Sabu. After a few weeks of hilarious off the wall random stupidity the team falls into a docile state and the 2 hour show is filled with commercials.... I assume it would be hard to book a full two hours when the only papers you have to write on come from EZ Wider.
I wish Paul Heyman was REALLY in charge of ECWs content.
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Post by amsiraK on Dec 11, 2006 10:15:17 GMT -5
Granted. But unfortunately, he's not in charge of hiring and has to make a decision that will cause fans to wail in agony: ECW Champ Ashley Massaro.
I wish Vince would finally retire and let the kids run things.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 11, 2006 10:28:46 GMT -5
Granted, but the 'kids' are Vince Russo and Kevin Sullivan.
I wish Boogeyman would hold all SmackDown titles simultaneously.
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Dec 11, 2006 10:32:16 GMT -5
Granted, but he loses them all to the Miz in a 2 minute squash
I wish War Games would return
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PSJ
Don Corleone
If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?
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Post by PSJ on Dec 11, 2006 10:32:30 GMT -5
Granted, but the 'kids' are Vince Russo and Kevin Sullivan. I wish Boogeyman would hold all SmackDown titles simultaneously. Granted... but he hands them all back to Supreme Champion Funaki when hes finished tying his shoe. I wish some idiot parents would buy their kids the dozen Gymini figures my store couldnt give away if we tried.
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Godhand
Team Rocket
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Post by Godhand on Dec 11, 2006 10:52:43 GMT -5
Granted but the parents are.......YOURS!!!!!!
I wish Lashley was more like New Jack
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Post by gsguy on Dec 11, 2006 10:57:50 GMT -5
Granted but whenever he does something hardcore, he giggles like a school girl.
I wish Big Dick Johnson would vanish.
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Post by amsiraK on Dec 11, 2006 10:58:13 GMT -5
Granted, but as a trade-off, New Jack is now more like Viscera.
I wish the women's division wasn't considered/booked as a huge joke.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 11, 2006 11:00:13 GMT -5
Granted, but as a trade-off, New Jack is now more like Viscera. I wish the women's division wasn't considered/booked as a huge joke. Granted, but the newest female star is John Cena's sister and she is pushed heavily just like John is
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 11, 2006 11:01:03 GMT -5
Granted, but now there's a new female world champ: Joan Cena.
I wish Mickie james was a crazy lesbo again.
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Post by shemmy86 on Dec 11, 2006 11:13:09 GMT -5
Granted, but now there's a new female world champ: Joan Cena. I wish Mickie james was a crazy lesbo again. Granted, but they bring Anne Heche as the celebrity she stalks and eventually has to carry in a match. I wish Little bastard was US champ.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Dec 11, 2006 11:29:19 GMT -5
Granted, but then he jobs to Eugene the next night, which leads to Eugene becoming the #1 contender for the WHC. He faces Batista, who he beats in under 2 minutes.
I wish the real DX (HBK, HHH, Chyna, Rick Rude) would get back together again.
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Post by leemir on Dec 11, 2006 11:36:11 GMT -5
Granted, but then he jobs to Eugene the next night, which leads to Eugene becoming the #1 contender for the WHC. He faces Batista, who he beats in under 2 minutes. I wish the real DX (HBK, HHH, Chyna, Rick Rude) would get back together again. Granted, but Rude is a zombie
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