WWE Corrupt-a-Wish...back again?

[The G.O.A.T.]

Granted, but we also get to see Cena not lose until the year 2011

I WISH RAW STOPPED SUCKING

[Sim]

Granted, but then it would have to start blowing.

I wish Stone Cold and The Rock came back for one night and go on a rampage on the entire WWE roster.

[owenpeterson]

Granted, but the "Rampage" is cut short when the lights in the arena go out and the whole WWE roster would tar and feather Stone Cold and The Rock.

I wish that Yokozuna was in WCW back in 1997 to feud with Hollywood Hogan and the nWo.

[owenpeterson]

Granted, but in Yoko's matchup with Hogan, the entire ring breaks when Yoko misses the Banzai Drop.

I wish that the WWE brought back the Event Center and Update.

[Sim]

Granted, but they also bring back Lex Luger.

I wish ECW on Sci Fi was more like it's namesake

[owenpeterson]

Granted, but that means that if a wrestler loses a match, he gets kidnapped by martians.

I wish that Wrestlemania was held at the Tokyodome in Tokyo, Japan.

[Tiger Millionaire]

Granted, but the Main Event is Scott Norton vs nWo Sting

I wish Bad News Brown stared on the Fresh Prince of Bellair instead of James Avery.

[King Fox -1017 Bricksquad]

Granted, but Alfonso Ribera(Carlton) would show up every mon night on Raw and do his stupid little dance

I wish HHH and HBK would respond to the VKM million dollar challenge.

[owenpeterson]

Granted but all the money they win is fake.

I wish that Nailz would come back to the WWE and choke out the entire McMahon Family.

[Sim]

Granted, but they blame Heyman anyway.

I wish WWE wasn't trying to embarass their fans with the shows they put on.

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

granted, but they consider big dick johnson non-embarassing tv

i wish finlay would punch micheal cole so hard he would look like micheal jackson, and would start talking like him too for no apparent reason.

[Sim]

Granted, but this means he talks about his sleepovers with Little Bastard

I wish Carlito started spitting apples in people's faces more often.

[owenpeterson]

Granted but he spits apple in peoples faces so often that he even spits at himself in the mirror.

I wish Renegade never committed suicide and was hired by the WWF back in 1998/1999.