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Post by paragon on Jan 1, 2007 0:20:57 GMT -5
Granted, but Cena strikes oil, buys WWE, fires Punk, and then books himself versus every white rapper that ever existed.
I wish the bWo came back to make ECW more humorous.
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Post by owenpeterson on Jan 1, 2007 0:34:09 GMT -5
Granted, but the bWo miss their flight to the show that they are booked to return to.
I wish that WWE would have shows at The Palace of Auburn Hills again (they can still have shows at Joe Louis Arena) when they have shows in Detroit.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 1, 2007 0:35:33 GMT -5
Granted, but the main event at every show there will be Khali vs. The Boogeyman in a 60 minute Iron Man Match.
I wish WWE would fire Daniel Rodimer... out of a cannon.
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Post by owenpeterson on Jan 1, 2007 1:55:08 GMT -5
Granted, but he makes a hole in the roof of the arena which then collapses on everyone.
I wish that Wrestlemania was held at The Royal Albert Hall in London England.
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Post by owenpeterson on Jan 1, 2007 15:54:51 GMT -5
Granted, but all the theme music is to be played by a philharmonic orchestra.
I wish that Repo Man would turn face and tie up Ted Dibiase and repo all of Dibiase's money.
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Post by owenpeterson on Jan 1, 2007 16:53:23 GMT -5
Granted, but he drops the bag full of money trying to escape and Dibiase recovers his cash.
I wish, I didn't have to corrupt my own wishes.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 1, 2007 17:24:18 GMT -5
Granted, but all of the corruptions will involve Kevin Federline in some way.
I wish that WWE would finally do something substantial with Gregory Helms.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2007 17:33:41 GMT -5
Granted, but it's making him the homosexuall manager of Vito, where they appear in the main event and do "sex tape" promos.
I wish Ric Flair stumbled upon something that restored his youth, and he became mid-30's quality again.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 1, 2007 17:47:44 GMT -5
Granted, but a side effect is that he turns into a dead-in-the-bed-Fred.
I wish Johnny Nitro would change his name.
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Post by Cactus Jack on Jan 1, 2007 18:05:35 GMT -5
Granted. Say hello to Johnny Superstars of Wrestling.
I wish that Stephanie McMahon would appear naked in Playboy.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2007 18:38:06 GMT -5
Granted, but it's after a massive weight-gain.
I wish that ECW closed up shop once and for all.
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Post by krazysane on Jan 1, 2007 18:43:48 GMT -5
granted
i wish i had something funny to say about this
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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Jan 1, 2007 18:46:00 GMT -5
Granted. But HHH will come to your house and make you look at the next issue...... with Big Dick Johnson in it
I wish Matt Hardy would beat Batista and become WHC
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 1, 2007 18:53:36 GMT -5
Granted, but the next night on smackdown special referee arn anderson says batistas foot was under the rope, and reverses the desicion
I wish Benoit,Finlay and Regal became a stable and went to ECW to feud with RVD,Sabu and CM Punk
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Post by The G.O.A.T. on Jan 1, 2007 19:50:15 GMT -5
Granted, but then all six of the wrestlers mentioned constantly get squshed by the ECW Champ The Great Khali
I wish Teddy Long could find a different superstar than the Undertaker to run his errands
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jan 1, 2007 19:53:28 GMT -5
Granted, but the wrestler is a long-haired Kane who turns out to be......... THE UNDAHTAKAH!
I wish that Alex Wright would come back and wrestle in the Americas.
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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Jan 1, 2007 20:08:58 GMT -5
Granted. But he jobs to Eugene every Monday night in 2007.
I wish Shawn would turn heel again.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jan 1, 2007 20:28:56 GMT -5
Granted, but in addition to using the heel hook as his finisher, he starts wearing gum guards in the ring, swallowing copious amounts of painkillers, and bragging about Whisper's prowess at anal sex.
I wish Neil Patrick Harris got involved in cross-promotion with WWE.
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Jan 1, 2007 20:41:52 GMT -5
Granted but its only to bring back Dr. Heiny
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 1, 2007 20:58:25 GMT -5
Granted but its only to bring back Dr. Heiny I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it? Granted, but the turkey will be a little dry. A LITTLE DRY?!?! I wish there was a way make Cena funny.
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