Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2006 0:31:57 GMT -5
Granted, but then becomes Heavyweight champ. And do you want that?
I wish ROH purchased WWE.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 16, 2006 0:40:45 GMT -5
Granted, but the purchase gets shot down by the SEC after Rob Feinstein claims to be the real owner, laughing out loud and pretending Vince said $18 million.
I wish the Booty Man and Paul Birchall teamed.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 16, 2006 9:25:36 GMT -5
Granted, but the 'Butt Pirates' tag-team fails to get over at all.
I was Vicki Guerrero would have to face THE UNDERTAKER, playa.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2006 9:30:13 GMT -5
Granted, but she squashes him at Wrestlemania 23.
I wish that Ron Simmons won a few matches on Raw, in repeated weeks.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 17, 2006 19:18:00 GMT -5
Granted, but they'd all be by countout after John Cena destroyed the scheduled opponents for a good 20 minutes each.
I wish Brock Lesnar and A-Train came back and had some whomp-ass matches against each other.
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Post by rrm15 on Dec 17, 2006 19:59:57 GMT -5
Granted, to punish him for how he left Vince makes it a naked mud-wrestling match.
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Post by owenpeterson on Dec 18, 2006 20:27:18 GMT -5
I wish that there would be a 1 on 1 match-up between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Papa Shango.
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Bill.
ALF
Miser Brothers > Rated RKO
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Post by Bill. on Dec 18, 2006 20:28:48 GMT -5
I wish that there would be a 1 on 1 match-up between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Papa Shango. Granted, but it's 2 minutes long, ends in a DQ due to Austin using a "closed fist" and post-match, Papa Shango makes Austin vomit.
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Post by owenpeterson on Dec 19, 2006 21:27:00 GMT -5
I wish that as far as steel cage matches go, the WWE would go back to Square grid bars instead of chainlink (I can't climb chainlink fences).
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2006 21:29:21 GMT -5
Granted, but the cages are made of cheap Kazahkstani plastic.
I wish that there was a new voodoo witchdoctor gimmick, but with a more "wild" feel.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 20, 2006 2:47:31 GMT -5
Granted, but the wrestler keeps getting booked in "First to Invoke Curses Leaves Town" matches.
I wish Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz and the Goon teamed up and conquered WWE.
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Post by owenpeterson on Dec 20, 2006 12:06:22 GMT -5
Granted but their contract expires by the time they complete the task.
I wish that the WWE would release on home video some WWF sing a long songs to several past WWF theme songs.
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Post by krazysane on Dec 20, 2006 12:58:45 GMT -5
granted but all the themes are done by kamala
i wish the wwe put out a best of test dvd
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rko
Don Corleone
DANCE MONKEY! DANCE!
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Post by rko on Dec 20, 2006 13:04:36 GMT -5
granted but the before the dvd goes out on sale, ol' hoarse face fails a drug test so all the dvd's are pulled.
i wish hulk hogan was really imortal.
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Post by owenpeterson on Dec 20, 2006 13:22:44 GMT -5
Granted, but then he will continue to want to be in the Main Events for years to come.
I wish that Papa Shango would go one on one with the Undertaker in a casket match.
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rko
Don Corleone
DANCE MONKEY! DANCE!
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Post by rko on Dec 20, 2006 13:36:23 GMT -5
granted, but this will lead to a boogeyman run in and eventually a worm eating contest between the three.
i wish that warriror was hired to be part of creative.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 21, 2006 14:41:12 GMT -5
Granted, but it's the Road Warrior, who proceeds to inexplicably show up at the office every day in pads. He gets fired two days later for poking out Stephanie McMahon-Humperdink's eye... because he didn't know who she was.
I wish Mike Awesome came back to WWE and went on a tear, putting other wrestlers through tables left and right.
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Post by krazysane on Dec 21, 2006 14:49:47 GMT -5
granted but he ends up hurting his back after putting big vis through the table an he cant wrestle ever again
i wish the cast of saved by the bell got into the ring to battle the cast from family matters in a hell in the cell
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Post by thegame415 on Dec 21, 2006 15:00:52 GMT -5
Granted, but Vince decides he thanks Slater is a hoss and gives him a run with the WWE title
I wish The Rock would return to WWE full time
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 21, 2006 15:04:03 GMT -5
Granted, but he's in the master control department, and quits when he finds out he doesn't get to manipulate Chris Masters.
I wish Earl Boykins and the Great Khaleeto teamed up.
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