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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 13, 2006 12:56:17 GMT -5
Granted, but he rips his arm tendon punching a limo window, and is out for ten years.
I wish Kevin Thorn would suck Bob Orton's blood and get hepatitis.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 13, 2006 13:12:51 GMT -5
Granted, but it will be revealed later that vampires aren't actually affected by disease. But Kevin Thorn doesn't realize this until 2 months later, and you get to watch him panic... EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT ON ECW on SCI-FI, 8/7central!
I wish Paul Heyman replaces Vince McMahon, when McMahon kicks the bucket.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 13, 2006 14:41:01 GMT -5
Granted, but he kicks the bucket directly into Heyman's eyes, giving you your new ECW general managers, Paul Heyman and His Seeing-Eye Dogs.
I wish every ECW match was contested under Extreme...ly Enforced Rules.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 14, 2006 11:38:29 GMT -5
Granted, but they bring back New Jack and he blades CM Punk like he did Mass Transit and the IWC explodes.
I wish "Makin' a difference" Fatu would return and turn Cryme Tyme into upstanding citizens.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Dec 14, 2006 11:57:25 GMT -5
agreed, but he does so wearing nothin' at all
nothin' at all
NOTHIN' AT ALL
i wish linda mcmahon had to join the kiss my ass club
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 14, 2006 12:03:41 GMT -5
Granted, but she gets a little too enthusiastic and comes down with a case of dysentery.
I wish another wrestler on Smackdown honored the legacy of Heidenreich by anally violating Michael Cole on a regular basis.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Dec 14, 2006 12:07:56 GMT -5
Granted, but she gets a little too enthusiastic and comes down with a case of dysentery. I wish another wrestler on Smackdown honored the legacy of Heidenreich by anally violating Michael Cole on a regular basis. Granted, but the result is a two hour Live Sex Celebration with Michael Cole and The Great Khali. I wish C.M. Punk would use more Puro moves.
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V.R.Punk
AC Slater
Punk is god
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Post by V.R.Punk on Dec 14, 2006 12:08:03 GMT -5
Granted but he loses to Miz and quits WWE because of the embarassment
I wish Ariel had wardrobe malfunctions every week
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 14, 2006 12:12:07 GMT -5
Granted, but this is after she has a sex change and turns into 'Arron'.
I wish Molly Holly would marry Khali.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Dec 14, 2006 12:12:30 GMT -5
Granted but he loses to Miz and quits WWE because of the embarassment I wish Ariel had wardrobe malfunctions every week Granted, but her new gimmick as a robot causes elecrical discharges that kill everyone within a mile radius and turn her into Ariel Doom, who then takes over the United States. I wish Rob Conway was used on television as more than a jobber.
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V.R.Punk
AC Slater
Punk is god
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Post by V.R.Punk on Dec 14, 2006 12:14:20 GMT -5
Granted but the result is Vince turning him into a face gay male stripper who teams with big dick johnson
I wish WWE censors went on strike
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Dec 14, 2006 12:19:39 GMT -5
Granted, but we get MORE FAT MALE ASS.
I wish Cena would lose the belt and stop gunning for it.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Dec 14, 2006 12:25:53 GMT -5
granted, but then k-fed wins it and keeps it for a 7-year reign, each week squashing his arch rival, cm punk.
i wish that roderick strong and austin aries get signed by wwe and win the tag titles.
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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 14, 2006 12:29:46 GMT -5
Granted, but it is the Junior Division Tag Titles and they lose them the next week to Super Porky and "The World's Tallest Junior" Khali.
I wish Kwang the Ninja would return.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 14, 2006 16:30:12 GMT -5
Granted, but Kwang reveals himself to be none other than... HORNY MANATEE!
I wish Dave Taylor, Fit Finlay, and William Regal teamed up for a series of handicap matches against the Miz, who has to take them on each week blindfolded, or with one leg tied behind his back, or some other restraint.
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Post by Bobafett on Dec 14, 2006 16:41:33 GMT -5
Granted but the Miz soon after wins the heavuweight belt then defeats cena to unify the belts
I wish Stephanie would divorce HHH and he'd be throen outta wwe
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 14, 2006 16:47:22 GMT -5
Granted but the Miz soon after wins the heavuweight belt then defeats cena to unify the belts I wish Stephanie would divorce HHH and he'd be throen outta wwe Granted, but WWE assumes you mean Stephanie Smith in the WWE marketing division who proceeds to divorce her husband Henry Hughes Holloway who is subsequently fired from his duties as groundskeeper of WWE Headquarters. I will grant my wish to someone else.
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griffin117
Tommy Wiseau
Yeah, so i mark out for Cage, so what?
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Post by griffin117 on Dec 14, 2006 16:51:45 GMT -5
I wish WWE would give Scotty 2 Hotty the WWE title.
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Post by owenpeterson on Dec 14, 2006 19:53:38 GMT -5
Granted, but then he jobs the next show and loses the belt to the Great Khali.
I wish that we would have gotten to see a 1 on 1 match between Rick Martel and Tito Santana on PPV back in 1990.
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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 14, 2006 20:13:16 GMT -5
Granted, but somehow Brutus the Barber Beefcake wins, pinning both men.
I wish Mo from Men on a Mission would return to team up with Viscera.
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