Who deserves a non-sensical main event push?

[seanwalsh]

And please be generous with details.

For example, retcon the "Austin driver" to be KC James (who suddenly insists on being called "Kippy") and continues his murderous ways by trying to run down Smackdown main eventers. Maybe make Finlay and Little Bastard his cohorts who are always drunk in the passengers seat. (I'm Irish and thus can say this without harm!)

[Byakugan]

Porn star could still be wwe champ

[Bub (BLM)]

seanwalsh said:

And please be generous with details.

For example, retcon the "Austin driver" to be KC James (who suddenly insists on being called "Kippy") and continues his murderous ways by trying to run down Smackdown main eventers. Maybe make Finlay and Little Bastard his cohorts who are always drunk in the passengers seat. (I'm Irish and thus can say this without harm!)

Kippy James? I know people read too much into stuff WWE says as taking shots at Voodoo Kin Mafia, but KIPPY JAMES? Vince would sue someone for using a name as close to one of his wrestlers'.

And to answer this actual thread, STEVIE!!!!!

[seanwalsh]

theshow said:

Kippy James? I know people read too much into stuff WWE says as taking shots at Voodoo Kin Mafia, but KIPPY JAMES? Vince would sue someone for using a name as close to one of his wrestlers'.

How about...Gipper James?

And he can talk like Ronald Reagan!

[Chainsaw]

Push Tony Mamaluke to Smackdown champ after his best friend and mentor, Joey Numbers, is found dead.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

LOL, you guys sure do love Stevie Richards around here!

Anyway i vote for Lance Cade. I don't agree with his white pants, but everything else about him is pretty badass.

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Val Venis FTW

[Austin's Middle Finger]

I swear Val could be Smackdown's number one heel if he got such a push. Great, great performer.

[seanwalsh]

nichotine said:

Val Venis FTW

But that's his gimmick already - f***ing the wom.....

....oh, WORLD. Sorry, sorry.




Yeah, that's pretty wild. But the logistics seem quite vast.....unless they radiate him and turn him into a 5000 foot tall giant...

[Bub (BLM)]

seanwalsh said:

nichotine said:

Val Venis FTW

But that's his gimmick already - f***ing the wom.....

....oh, WORLD. Sorry, sorry.




Yeah, that's pretty wild. But the logistics seem quite vast.....unless they radiate him and turn him into a 5000 foot tall giant...

Or you could take "F*** The World" to mean Val's mission was to have sex with every female on the planet Earth between the ages of 18 and 40.

[seanwalsh]

theshow said:

seanwalsh said:

But that's his gimmick already - f***ing the wom.....

....oh, WORLD. Sorry, sorry.




Yeah, that's pretty wild. But the logistics seem quite vast.....unless they radiate him and turn him into a 5000 foot tall giant...

Or you could take "F*** The World" to mean Val's mission was to have sex with every female on the planet Earth between the ages of 18 and 40.

That's not technically non-sensical, is it? Merely a goal shared by many men all over the Earth.

Gamma radiation, however, IS.

[Wheresmy5bucks]

Stevie.

Here's how I'd do it-

Stevie cuts a promo about how about he hasn't accomplished much in his career- and he's going to set forth to change that.

He challenges Shawn Michaels to a 1 on 1 match on RAW. Micheals Wins. However- Stevie gives him a hell of a fight, ala the Shelton Benjamin match in Spring 05.

He comes out the next week. Challenges Umaga. Same thing happens- Stevie loses, but puts up a hell of a fight.

He repeats with other main event calibur wrestlers who aren't champion. Stevie starts to get the fans behind him as the ultimate Underdog. He never wins- but there's always...always that semblance of a chance he'll pull it off.

He challenges Cena. Another Nailbiter for Stevie. However, this time...he squeaks it out. He slides off Cena for the FU, gets a Steviekick on Cena, and somehow gets the 3 count. Stevie is WWE Champion.

They do an underdog reign done right. He keeps facing challengers, all of his matches are nail biters. Stevie somehow survives everytime. Somehow, someway, he does.

This IMO, would be good for ratings- because we all expect Cena to win, we don't care. But if the Champion was vulnerable, beatable, and made you think every match was his last defense, I'd be glued to my seat.

[TripleMerc]

TONY MAMA F-N LUKE. GOD YES!

And make him whip Batista. In the face.

[BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED!]

Stevie Richards.

Have him just show up on Raw one week in a backstage segment wanting to join the Rated RKO stable. Edge and Randy laugh at Stevie and call him nothing more than a jobber. Stevie walks out yelling "I'll show you! You'll see!

The next segment shows Super Crazy in the ring awating his opponent. Stevie's music hits and he beats Super Crazy after a Stevie Kick..

The next week Stevie confronts Rated RKO again and asks to be part of their group, they again laugh at him. This week Stevie beats Carlito.

The next week on Raw Rated RKO is scheduled to face DX, but DX jumps Orton early in the night sending him to the hospital. Edge is forced to go it alone until Stevie's music hits and he gets on the mic and says Coach has allowed him to be Edge's partner. Edge and Stevie beat DX after Stevie pins HBK after a spear by Edge.

Next week's Raw starts out with Edge and Orton in the ring saying they are announcing a new member of Rated RKO. They call Stevie to the ring, who thinks he's the new member. Only for Daniel Rodimer to jump Stevie from behind in the ring. Rated RKO beat down Stevie until DX makes the save. DX/Stevie vs Rated RKO w/new member Rodimer is made for the main event.

The main event sees Stevie pin Orton after a Stevie kick.


Stevie enters into a short feud with Rodimer who he destroys, and wins the MITB at Wrestlemania

[Rocky Angle]

Funaki. Have a backstage segment where he is shown with a time machine. Then, in his next match, he wins by an incredible stroke of good luck. Say, his much larger opponent knocks himself out on the ringpost. Funaki is obviously altering history to ensure he wins every match. Have this kind of thing happen in every one of his matches, until his unbeaten streak wins him a title shot and victory.

The defeated former champion will face funaki in a time machine on a pole match at the next PPV.

[thegame415]

wheresmy5bucks said:

Stevie.

Here's how I'd do it-

Stevie cuts a promo about how about he hasn't accomplished much in his career- and he's going to set forth to change that.

He challenges Shawn Michaels to a 1 on 1 match on RAW. Micheals Wins. However- Stevie gives him a hell of a fight, ala the Shelton Benjamin match in Spring 05.

He comes out the next week. Challenges Umaga. Same thing happens- Stevie loses, but puts up a hell of a fight.

He repeats with other main event calibur wrestlers who aren't champion. Stevie starts to get the fans behind him as the ultimate Underdog. He never wins- but there's always...always that semblance of a chance he'll pull it off.

He challenges Cena. Another Nailbiter for Stevie. However, this time...he squeaks it out. He slides off Cena for the FU, gets a Steviekick on Cena, and somehow gets the 3 count. Stevie is WWE Champion.

They do an underdog reign done right. He keeps facing challengers, all of his matches are nail biters. Stevie somehow survives everytime. Somehow, someway, he does.

This IMO, would be good for ratings- because we all expect Cena to win, we don't care. But if the Champion was vulnerable, beatable, and made you think every match was his last defense, I'd be glued to my seat.

this is what they should've done with mysterio

[Garee]

Val Venis is a guy who has stuck with the WWE no matter what they gave him to do. And the truth is, he does it with a smile. He could use a main event run, and he would deserve it.

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thegame415 said:

wheresmy5bucks said:

Stevie.

Here's how I'd do it-

Stevie cuts a promo about how about he hasn't accomplished much in his career- and he's going to set forth to change that.

He challenges Shawn Michaels to a 1 on 1 match on RAW. Micheals Wins. However- Stevie gives him a hell of a fight, ala the Shelton Benjamin match in Spring 05.

He comes out the next week. Challenges Umaga. Same thing happens- Stevie loses, but puts up a hell of a fight.

He repeats with other main event calibur wrestlers who aren't champion. Stevie starts to get the fans behind him as the ultimate Underdog. He never wins- but there's always...always that semblance of a chance he'll pull it off.

He challenges Cena. Another Nailbiter for Stevie. However, this time...he squeaks it out. He slides off Cena for the FU, gets a Steviekick on Cena, and somehow gets the 3 count. Stevie is WWE Champion.

They do an underdog reign done right. He keeps facing challengers, all of his matches are nail biters. Stevie somehow survives everytime. Somehow, someway, he does.

This IMO, would be good for ratings- because we all expect Cena to win, we don't care. But if the Champion was vulnerable, beatable, and made you think every match was his last defense, I'd be glued to my seat.

this is what they should've done with mysterio

Yes. That is an OUTSTANDING idea.

[adamclark52]

I gotta go with Val only because he came into the Deny's my brother used to work at and ordered 12 eggs...that's a lot of eggs.

[Sim]

Val Venis. And have the WWE belt with spinning boobies. RATINGS