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Post by stevolution on Jan 4, 2007 22:06:47 GMT -5
As much as I respect and admire brother Stevie I'd have to with CW Anderson cause I was impressed with what little I saw of him in ECW.
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 4, 2007 22:32:52 GMT -5
But that's his gimmick already - f***ing the wom..... ....oh, WORLD. Sorry, sorry. Yeah, that's pretty wild. But the logistics seem quite vast.....unless they radiate him and turn him into a 5000 foot tall giant... Or you could take "F*** The World" to mean Val's mission was to have sex with every female on the planet Earth between the ages of 18 and 40. lol, i'll pretend you said 35
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Post by H-Fist on Jan 5, 2007 0:44:41 GMT -5
The Big Valbowski. He's charismatic as hell, a good in-ring performer, and the kind of guy who could make the IC title important again. It's not so much that they've forgotten the belt; it's that they haven't created any midcard wrestlers who can draw money on their own. Val Venis was soooo over in his prime. From "Me Choppa Choopa You PeePee" through the Right to Censor (Stevie...Val...Papa Shango...Godly!), Val could make a crowd care about him. He has a past that says he can be successful (kayfabe success) - bust out clips on the "This Week in History" to show him kicking ass in the ring and getting some out of the ring...an edgy character for an edgy Raw show. Heel Val wins the IC Belt, keeps calling himself the Number One Contender...Cuts a promo: "You know, everywhere I go, people tell me, 'Val, you're Number One.' 'Val, you deserve a shot.' 'Val, why haven't they given you a chance?' The rankings say I'm number one. The win-loss records over the last few months say I'm number one. Hell, when I was in bed last night with your girlfriend, John Cena, all I kept seeing when I looked down was one big Number One after another [does pelvic thrusts]." Cena gives him a title shot, Val hits Money Shot. Champion for life.
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Post by angryfan on Jan 5, 2007 0:49:20 GMT -5
Val's a company guy, as is Stevie, so giving either a push is deserved on the type of people they are, saying nothing about the talent they both have.
Thing is, part of me wants to vote for CW, if only for the fact that he's the guy who, when told "we're going to finish the match with you in a crossface, only with razorwire wrapped around your eyes", said "sure, that's fine".
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Post by shemmy86 on Jan 5, 2007 0:50:51 GMT -5
Stevie Richards, he should win the rumble.
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Post by Ass Dan on Jan 5, 2007 0:56:25 GMT -5
Where is my René Duprée option?
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 5, 2007 0:58:40 GMT -5
Rob Conway returns, saying that he spent the last year losing every match. Now he's going to win every match for 2007.
He works his way up through the ranks, first having a hard-fought victory over fellow jobber Funaki, then has a slightly easier time with Scotty 2 Hotty. He wrestles on both shows, and after a month he's ready to take on his HEAT nemisis, Val Venis. Twenty minutes and a liter of blood later, Rob Conway wins with the Ego Trip.
And so it goes, with him gradually becoming better and better. He secures a US title shot, wins the belt. He secures an IC title shot, wins. Halfway through the year, he beats Batista for the WHC. And to cap it off, in December he pins John Cena clean for the WWE Heavyweight Championship.
Just as a side note, he drops a few pounds and beats Gregory Helms for the Cruiserweight title, and competes on both RAW and SmackDown in the same week in a handicap match against both sets of tag champs, winning both sets. He ends Umaga's undefeated streak, as well as beating the Undertaker at Wrestlemania, eliminating five men at Survivor Series, and winning the Royal Rumble by entering at Number One. He then faces himself at Wrestlemania in 2008 in the first ever SIX STAR match that brings a happy tear to Ric Flair's eye.
Rob Conway - your undefeated World/WWE Tag Team Cruiserweight United States Inter-Continental World Heavyweight WWE Heavyweight Champion.
BOOYAH!
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