More things dirtsheet insiders deserve blame for

["IcePic" Rick Cobos]

It's that time again.

The rules: since the Internet Wrestling Community, from RD Reynolds to Dave Meltzer to Scott Keith to YOU, my fellow posters, is responsible for the decline in recent years of the popularity of the industry, it is time to admit the mistakes of the biggest cancers to the business: dirtsheet insiders. They're the reasons why Nielsen ratings aren't in the 5s and 6s anymore, and they are also responsible for many other lowlights in the industry as well.

I'll start:

It's Mike Johnson's fault that Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are about to be divorced.

[MGH]

MOre than likely, it is Buck Woodward's fault that Daniel Roddimer is being brought up now.

[Lance Uppercut]

wow what a coincidence, I was thinking about some comment some guys made about the roh board thread about John Cena and "you think he gave everyone aids" hate, and thinking about things we're mad at John Cena about...

well...

It'd RD's fault that Trish Left WWe, she had to go in Hiding in fear after reading some bizarre ode to trish on some creepy wrestling website dedicated to teh Worst of Wrestling...

["IcePic" Rick Cobos]

Dave Scherer sent a letter to the writing team recently. He's just too ashamed to admit it.

"To whom it may concern:

As you know, I have been very unhappy with the ECW brand recently. Many critics of my work would say that it is due to my association with the original Extreme Championship Wrestling company; however, nothing could be farther from the truth.

I just want some entertaining television with some nice, long matches to build up some drama. And I have a match in mind for you guys to book for Wrestlemania 23, with the ECW championship on the line.

Bobby Lashley vs. Great Khali."

Yes, folks, you read it here first. Scherer requested Lashley vs. Khali.

["IcePic" Rick Cobos]

Meltzer is responsible for Konnan's current kidney issues.

[Andrew is Good]

Internet reporters are responsible for digging into the personal lives of wrestlers, and exposing them for everyone to see.

Oh wait, that's not sarcasm.

[Tyfo]

supersonic said:

Meltzer is responsible for Konnan's current kidney issues.

I heard he only gave Konnan's latest dialysis appointment ***1/4. That stupid son of a Hootie Hoo!!! It was **** easy!

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(I know this thread isn't serious, but)

I love how everyone is always willing to jump on an anti-media bandwagon. Not just here, but in general. I find it odd since the media are often among the most educated of individuals on the planet.

["IcePic" Rick Cobos]

andrewisgood said:

SOME Internet reporters are responsible for digging into the personal lives of wrestlers, and exposing them for everyone to see. These douche-bags give a black eye to the reporters in the same field who actually have some common decency.

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[Ace Diamond]

Steve Gerweck is responsible for Joey Mercury becoming a jobber

["IcePic" Rick Cobos]

Last time, he gave it to me.

This month, my mother was also diagnosed with chlamydia thanks to Scherer.

[Andrew is Good]

supersonic said:

andrewisgood said:

Dave Meltzer was responsible for digging into the personal lives of wrestlers (Trish Stratus and her retirement and her marriage), and exposing them for everyone to see.

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THAT was corrected for accuracy.

[Crappler El 0 M]

Wrestling journalists and fans are responsible for the failure of ECW and December to Dismember because they largely disliked the direction in which Vince, Steph, and Kevin Dunn wanted to go, a direction which Vince and company knew was best for the fans. Vince et al know what is right. How dare the fans and wrestling journalists not agree with them.

In a similar note, Vince and company only made the Armageddon tag match a ladder match with MNM and the Hardy Boys included because the fans were so vocal about their displeasure with December to Dismember. If those pesky fans knew what was good for them, the match would have simply been a regular tag match between London and Kendrick and Regal and Taylor. Morever, the fans are responsible for Joey Mercury's face!
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["IcePic" Rick Cobos]

andrewisgood said:

supersonic said:

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THAT was corrected for accuracy.

THAT I do not recall, and I've had a subcription for several months. I honesty just do not remember him pointing that out at all.

[Andrew is Good]

supersonic said:

andrewisgood said:

THAT was corrected for accuracy.

THAT I do not recall, and I've had a subcription for several months. I honesty just do not remember him pointing that out at all.

He was the one who said, I think he wanted to reveal it on a Monday, that two divas were retiring, that being Trish Stratus and Lita. I think it was WON that was reporting that.

I think it was also Scott Keith who started up the death watch.

["IcePic" Rick Cobos]

andrewisgood said:

supersonic said:

THAT I do not recall, and I've had a subcription for several months. I honesty just do not remember him pointing that out at all.

He was the one who said, I think he wanted to reveal it on a Monday, that two divas were retiring, that being Trish Stratus and Lita. I think it was WON that was reporting that.

I think it was also Scott Keith who started up the death watch.

I believe that it was actually Keller who pulled that death watch fiasco.

[Andrew is Good]

supersonic said:

andrewisgood said:

He was the one who said, I think he wanted to reveal it on a Monday, that two divas were retiring, that being Trish Stratus and Lita. I think it was WON that was reporting that.

I think it was also Scott Keith who started up the death watch.

I believe that it was actually Keller who pulled that death watch fiasco.

Ohh, ok. Yeah, I get them mixed up. Wade Keller is a douche.

["IcePic" Rick Cobos]

andrewisgood said:

supersonic said:

I believe that it was actually Keller who pulled that death watch fiasco.

Ohh, ok. Yeah, I get them mixed up. Wade Keller is a douche.

To be honest, all of the dirtsheet insiders are douche-bags in their own ways. However, that's what makes them human imo.

With that said, I don't respect anybody whose agenda was once to prevent a company from getting on PPV.