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Post by Doodoo McAllister on Dec 31, 2006 21:53:05 GMT -5
If you could book the worst match in WWE history, what would you book?
In one corner I would put my friend and yours, Virgil, the other corner the Indian grumbling machine The Great Khali, in the third corner, the man they call Super Porky, and in that last and final corner, the one...the only...Giant Gonzalez. The match would be contested under fatal four way elimination rules, with elimination occurring in case of a disqualification, pinfall, submission, or even simply leaving the ring. As a matter of fact, only five moves would be legal...chop, punch, kick, arm ringer, and sleeper.
And what would be your classic?
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Post by kickassforumguyme on Dec 31, 2006 21:54:41 GMT -5
Hogan VS Warrior, has to be an october ppv though.......
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Post by heffer111 on Dec 31, 2006 21:54:44 GMT -5
@thegenesnitsky v. Mae Young in a first to anally penetrate Moolah wins
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Post by K7 - WC's Crowd Extra on Dec 31, 2006 21:56:01 GMT -5
Khali vs Luger
1 hour Ironman match
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Post by Painz_Daughter:HD on Dec 31, 2006 22:48:00 GMT -5
The Great Khali vs Ultimate Warrior vs Hogan vs Mark Henry in 4 way elimination match.
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Post by REDUNBECK~! on Dec 31, 2006 22:53:58 GMT -5
El Gigante vs. Great Khali vs. The Yet-ay in a three way (object) on a pole, Kings of the Road match.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2006 23:02:45 GMT -5
Michelle McCool vs Kristal Marshall in a sandwixh on a pole match. They'd see it, get repulsed, and just stand there...
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Post by Doodoo McAllister on Dec 31, 2006 23:06:48 GMT -5
Michelle McCool vs Kristal Marshall in a sandwixh on a pole match. They'd see it, get repulsed, and just stand there... Brilliance! |
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 31, 2006 23:22:00 GMT -5
Giant Gonzelez vs. The Giant Khali in a 1 hour Iron Man Match. Two men who can't wrestle. Try and do that in a Hour.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2006 23:23:48 GMT -5
Giant Gonzelez vs. The Giant Khali in a 1 hour Iron Man Match. Two men who can't wrestle. Try and do that in a Hour. They can at least punch till the end. Unlike how my match'd go... |
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 31, 2006 23:25:58 GMT -5
Ultimate Warrior and Great Khali vs. El Gigante and Glacier : Kennel From Hell, Triple Decker Cage, Giant Oversized Copy of Chyna's Biography on a Pole Match, at The Great American Bash
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Post by odanobunaga on Dec 31, 2006 23:27:06 GMT -5
John Cena vs. Chris Jericho. Jericho loses.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 31, 2006 23:36:05 GMT -5
@thegenesnitsky v. Mae Young in a first to anally penetrate Moolah wins Got any sticks? Cause I'm going to need some for this tent I just pitched  |
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Post by wwerules60 on Dec 31, 2006 23:39:25 GMT -5
John Cena vs. Kevin Federline
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Post by paragon on Dec 31, 2006 23:41:50 GMT -5
John Cena vs. Kevin Federline Book it. |
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Post by Ultimate Reality on Dec 31, 2006 23:56:22 GMT -5
John Cena vs. Kevin Federline I was going to suggest The Ultimate Warrior vs. Batista 60 Minute Iron Man Match, but YOU WIN. |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 1, 2007 0:39:37 GMT -5
Ok this should be fun. In the conclusion to their epic feud Freddy Face is going to face Harry Heel in a blindfold handcuff key on a poll match, in which the two are blindfold than there hands are tied together and one of the wrestler needs to get the key off in order to remove their handcuffs and blindfold. Once the blindfold is off a ref will come to the ring and the match will become a conventional one. Outside the ring Freddy's lovely valet/manager, Vikki Valet is in a shark cage suspended some twenty feet above the ring, as is Harry's loud mouth heel manager, Mickey Manager. The cage(s) are lowered by a key and opened by another. All of these keys are on a poll above a ring post with no way to tell which is which. The match starts as Freddy and Harry stumble and fall a lot because they can't see well. Harry is able to work in some body shots and gets an ackward surfboard to kill any heat as his manager yells things. Freddy powers out and gets a short arm closeline but forgets the he's tied to Harry and gets tackled allowing Harry to get a modified chin lock. Freddy reverses into his own rest hold but then Harry counters with his own resthold. Eventually Freddy powers out for good and they get to a verticle base and get into a slug fest which Freddy wins. Freddy runs Harry around the ring as he feels for the keys on the post. He shoulder blocks Harry into a ring post and the key chain falls into the ring. Freddy hears the keys falls and dives for them but loses them in a scuffle and Harry gets control of them Harry is able to drag Freddy to the key boxes and sticks a key into a slot, but it's the one the lowers Vikki's cage. Harry walks toward the cage as the valet cowers in the counter, because Harry might try to finish the job on her. As Harry reaches inside the cage Vikki is able to grab the keys and uses it to untie the two men. Freddy takes off his mask quickly and hits a ddt as the ref runs down to count the pin. But Mickey the manager distracts the ref by yelling at him as he runs down the isle. Freddy gets up to see what is happening and when the ref turns his back to tell Freddy to stand in his corner Mickey throws something into the ring that Harry gets. Harry attempts to use the object but Freddy hits him and Harry loses it outside the ring. Freddy than hits his finisher but there's a ref bump. Freddy goes to the concil and opens Vikki's cage. As he goes to kiss Vikki she throws some white powder in his face that temporarly blinds him, than throws him back into the ring. Harry hits a swinging neckbreaker on Freddy as a new ref comes down to count the pin. Harry, Mickey and Vikki leave together.
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Post by hitmanhart321 on Jan 1, 2007 0:55:53 GMT -5
harry "beaver" cleavage w/ mrs. cleavage in his corner vs. Eugene with hacksaw jim duggan in his corner.
Macho libre vs. The Zombie.
Oh yeah i hate rene dupree.
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