Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on May 30, 2007 16:17:43 GMT -5
Funaki raped Michael Cole backstage during an episode of Smackdown! Funaki unfroze Heidenreich from his block of ice.
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Post by robnoxious on May 30, 2007 19:47:52 GMT -5
Funaki conspired to surrender Westpoint to the hated British
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Post by Xander Xplosion on May 31, 2007 0:24:09 GMT -5
I'm gonna say Steph. Random firings just to prove "I'm the new bitch in town."....that doesn't fly in my books. As Carlito would say "That's not cool."
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on May 31, 2007 0:30:02 GMT -5
The biggest a-hole in town is Vince McMahon for approving the crap ideas that Steph, Kevin Dunn, Johnny Arse and the rest of the creative muppets come up with.
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Post by HomewreckerEdge on May 31, 2007 1:05:33 GMT -5
When Funaki enters a room, The Great Kahli says in clear english "please don't hurt me sir."
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Kae
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Kae on May 31, 2007 4:46:53 GMT -5
Funaki was going to be the Rated-R superstar, but he was such an asshole that they banned him all together.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 31, 2007 5:09:11 GMT -5
funaki- come on, give russo another chance.
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sebulba
Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
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Post by sebulba on May 31, 2007 5:15:55 GMT -5
Funaki tore the Undertaker's bicep and I have it on good authority that Jericho will not return unless he is given watertight assurances that Funaki will not interfere with is push.
Also, Funaki erected the glass ceiling.
Funaki slammed the 5, 988lb giant at Wrestlemania.
Funaki also wrothe Brock Lesnar's no-complete clause AND he unmasked Kane - thereby robbing him of all his heat.
Damn, he's evil....
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 31, 2007 5:32:55 GMT -5
funaki's hobbies include pushing nuns down stairs, and telling small children that the ice cream man only plays music when he's out of ice cream.
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on May 31, 2007 9:02:42 GMT -5
Funaki convinced McMahon that a Rosie/Trump fight between impersonators would really get people jazzed for Wrestlemania.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on May 31, 2007 9:07:32 GMT -5
Funaki was the one who started throwing potted plants across the Hilton after Wrestlemania XXI.
When Vince looked over, he pointed at Rhyno.
Rhyno was fired shortly after.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on May 31, 2007 9:44:57 GMT -5
Funaki beat up Debra and framed Austin.
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on May 31, 2007 9:55:01 GMT -5
Funaki convinced Tajiri to retire from wrestling and become a reporter.
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The QC Loser
Hank Scorpio
Come on follow my Twitter I'm cool!
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Post by The QC Loser on May 31, 2007 10:07:04 GMT -5
Funaki was the one dropped the paint/slime on the Spirit Squad. He had ordered blue, but DX switched it so they could get all the glory. Now both members are hurt and out of action.....hmm put 2 and 2 together there.
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bigjimmy
Don Corleone
WWF Attitude
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Post by bigjimmy on May 31, 2007 10:56:50 GMT -5
funaki stopped stamp from being booked
and was responsible for the diva search!
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Post by iamthegamewjwf on May 31, 2007 11:37:02 GMT -5
It was Funaki who sexually harassed that young man years ago...not Pat Paterson. Funaki wore a white wig and used his best Canadian accent
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
I Miss You Peanutš„
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on May 31, 2007 12:23:37 GMT -5
Michael Moore is doing Fahrenheit 9/11 "Part Deux: The Funakiing," which really hammers home the Funaki/terrorist attacks conspiracy theory.
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
I Miss You Peanutš„
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on May 31, 2007 12:24:39 GMT -5
Funaki sticks his wiener in your mouth while you sleep, thus turning you into one of your greatest fears; a Funakisexual.
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on May 31, 2007 13:33:54 GMT -5
Funaki gave alcohol to Lindsey.
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Post by Zed "Whack-A-Troll" Heckler on May 31, 2007 14:20:35 GMT -5
If you play Funaki's theme music backwards, you can hear the following subliminal message:
"Keep watching WWE or I'll skull-rape you, doo-dah, doo-dah"
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