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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 31, 2007 14:23:19 GMT -5
Is Funaki the new Chuck Norris? If so, this should be made an angle on WWE poste haste. Don't even have him wrestle, necessarily, just let him be in backstage segments where everyone cowers and hides when he walks into a room.
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Post by Zed "Whack-A-Troll" Heckler on May 31, 2007 14:39:12 GMT -5
Funaki To Chuck Norris: "I can get you a part in 'Sidekicks', but in exchange you must destroy all my enemies."
Chuck Norris: "Done deal, thank you!"
And that is why you don't mess with Funaki.
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Your t-shirts are too tight too Billy!
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Post by kinkymagic on May 31, 2007 14:46:34 GMT -5
Funaki fired Droz.
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on May 31, 2007 14:48:41 GMT -5
Funaki keeps his Inoke pimp hand strong.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 31, 2007 18:09:08 GMT -5
Then shoved him down the steps.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 31, 2007 18:19:49 GMT -5
Funaki actually told Vince that if he ignored the Cruiserweight division, eventually it would go away.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on May 31, 2007 18:27:03 GMT -5
Funaki is secretly planning to sabotage Jimmy Jacobs chances with Lacey.
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That which does not kill me makes me stranger.
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Post by JerryArr: Hat! on May 31, 2007 18:45:55 GMT -5
The Money in the Bank contains a "Get Out Of Funaki's Wrath" card. Unfortunately, only Funaki knows the combination.
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Post by Zed "Whack-A-Troll" Heckler on May 31, 2007 22:34:01 GMT -5
Funaki walked up to Kenny Dykstra before RAW and draped a piece of roadkill on his shoulders. Kenny knew better than to try and remove it.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jun 1, 2007 7:42:18 GMT -5
funaki told coach to give colour commentary a try.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jun 1, 2007 7:43:55 GMT -5
The Money in the Bank contains a "Get Out Of Funaki's Wrath" card. Unfortunately, only Funaki knows the combination. This may be the best Funaki fact yet.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 1, 2007 8:34:06 GMT -5
The Money in the Bank contains a "Get Out Of Funaki's Wrath" card. Unfortunately, only Funaki knows the combination. This may be the best Funaki fact yet. I concur. ![](http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/3051/mtgfunakiwrathnq2.jpg)
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jun 1, 2007 8:40:17 GMT -5
This may be the best Funaki fact yet. I concur. ![](http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/3051/mtgfunakiwrathnq2.jpg) Gold covered with sprinkles.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 1, 2007 8:52:16 GMT -5
I concur. ![](http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/3051/mtgfunakiwrathnq2.jpg) Gold covered with sprinkles. Funaki Invented Sprinkles.
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Post by VRM: LET'S GO BLUESHIRTS!! on Jun 1, 2007 11:59:12 GMT -5
Funaki told Brock to do his shooting star press at WM XIX, and told Angle to be just far enough away, as an excuse to get the move banned.
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Post by Al Wilson Lives: Thread Killer on Jun 1, 2007 16:37:35 GMT -5
Funaki knew exactly where the Undertaker was from January through August of 1994 but refused to tell anybody else. Not even Leslie Nielson.
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 1, 2007 16:51:30 GMT -5
Funaki once took Terry Taylor to visit a chicken farm and convinced him a change would do him good.
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Post by Zed "Whack-A-Troll" Heckler on Jun 2, 2007 15:44:07 GMT -5
When a match ends in the exact opposite way that the internet spoilers say it will, this is known as a Funaki Finish. A person who falls for this trick is is said to have been "Funaki'd".
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Post by HomewreckerEdge on Jun 2, 2007 17:17:35 GMT -5
Funaki loans out white Humvees and supplies masks to suspended wrestlers.
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Post by VRM: LET'S GO BLUESHIRTS!! on Jun 2, 2007 23:11:31 GMT -5
Funaki to Bischoff: Give Goldberg the WCW title on Nitro. Your ratings will skyrocket because the match.
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