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Post by anticonscience on Aug 31, 2007 12:48:36 GMT -5
I know that this is a serious situation and all but c'mon, why not lighten the mood a little. I'll start it off:
1. When Funaki injects himself with steroids, he turns into Takeshi Morishima
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 31, 2007 12:55:01 GMT -5
2. Shane Helms prefers Sandy Duncan to Valerie Harper on 'Valerie'.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Aug 31, 2007 13:03:10 GMT -5
3. William Regal's british accent diminishes every time he uses roids, but his magic stats go up, so it's a risk he has to take.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 31, 2007 13:14:41 GMT -5
4. Chavo thought Nandrolone would turn him white for real so he could live the Kerwin gimmick. He's just that dedicated.
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Post by Cibernético II on Aug 31, 2007 13:18:18 GMT -5
5. Ken Kennedy also injects steroids into his hair.
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Post by anticonscience on Aug 31, 2007 13:26:26 GMT -5
6. The Simon System? Nothing but horse testosterone.
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Aug 31, 2007 13:50:50 GMT -5
7. The steriods that Funaki believes that he's been buying are nothing more then Flintstone's Push Pops, sprinkled with salt.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Aug 31, 2007 13:51:47 GMT -5
8. Charlie Haas's pre-match ritual: write "RUSS" on wrist tape, extract adrenal gland from production assistant for massive dose of adrenochrome.
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