Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
Amy Pond's #1 fan
Hail Hydra!
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Post by Legion on Sept 1, 2007 15:45:33 GMT -5
How much of a cock do you need to be to sue your best mate?
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Lick Ness Monster
Dennis Stamp
From the eerie, eerie depths of Lake Okabena
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Post by Lick Ness Monster on Sept 1, 2007 15:54:16 GMT -5
how do you plead? "well, ya know mean gene..." *four hours later* "... brother!" he is so gonna get sentenced to death if they let him speak for himself. As mean as that is - that is hilarious. Serious Post of the Year consideration.
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Post by smartcenadude on Sept 1, 2007 15:59:10 GMT -5
hes not suing, hes getting sued. Exactly he wont need to come back the guy is worth more than 50 million dollars He's right. He's not just some average wrestler. Flair may be a custom made, but he's not a pop icon like Hogan. The guy has made money in plenty of places besides wrestling, and still could if he wants to. I can imagine Hogan being introduced by Howard Finkel to the witness stand before giving his testimony complete with the red and yellow boas and the Rick Derringer music. Gimme that Orange Fanta, dude!
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Post by psychotix5000 on Sept 1, 2007 16:07:44 GMT -5
Photoshop thread, anyone?
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El Dandy
Don Corleone
Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
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Post by El Dandy on Sept 1, 2007 16:42:18 GMT -5
The photos in this thread are awesome.
But back on topic, Hogan never encouraged street racing. Yet another attempt by these ignorant smarks trying to slander Hulk. He supported Nick racing and drifting on tracks. When did you ever see him encouraging his son to do illegal street racing?
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Sept 1, 2007 16:44:49 GMT -5
I can see Hogan in the courtroom now... I OBJECT, BROTHER!How did he get busted open? Regardless, LAWLZ.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2007 17:05:39 GMT -5
I can imagine Hogan being introduced by Howard Finkel to the witness stand before giving his testimony complete with the red and yellow boas and the Rick Derringer music. I'd like to remind the court that I am a real American who fights for the right of every man.... brother. Whatcha gonna do when justice runs wild on you! *poses*
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Post by Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch on Sept 1, 2007 17:09:51 GMT -5
I can see Hogan in the courtroom now... I OBJECT, BROTHER!Is he leg dropping the podium or the guy next to it?
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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 1, 2007 17:11:42 GMT -5
Hopefully Hogan will resist his exaggerating ways when Nick appears in court.
"Your honor was it was a $300,000 car. He drove it 200mph faster than anyone in Miami had ever gone in front of 80,000 people, in fact one passerby was blown away so much he died three days later."
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Warwolf
Unicron
Fear the Wolf
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Post by Warwolf on Sept 1, 2007 17:16:28 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan has been seen on "Hogan Knows Best" encouraging Nick's street racing. If it's found that Hulk has used the "Hogan" name to get Nick out of traffic tickets Hulk would inheret even more liability. In the recent issue of RIDES Magazine, Nick speaks about getting out of speeding tickets after being pulled over two seperate times by different officers in one drive because he is a "Hogan". The third time he got pulled over on that day he got a ticket for going 123 MPH in a 50 MPH zone. " Nick got pulled over THREE TIMES IN ONE DAY!?! If everything in this paragraph is true and Hulk and his wife knew about it, I'm sorry if your a Hogan apologist, but that's just terrible parenting no matter how you slice it. This is PWTorch guys. It's a NEWZ site. I would take anything they say with a grain of salt
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Sept 1, 2007 17:34:41 GMT -5
Nick got pulled over THREE TIMES IN ONE DAY!?! If everything in this paragraph is true and Hulk and his wife knew about it, I'm sorry if your a Hogan apologist, but that's just terrible parenting no matter how you slice it. This is PWTorch guys. It's a NEWZ site. I would take anything they say with a grain of salt Because, DAMMIT, Hogan can do no wrong.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 1, 2007 17:35:04 GMT -5
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Post by thesunbeast on Sept 1, 2007 17:42:39 GMT -5
he encouraged street racing? what a dumbass. Hogan dosen't encourage Nick's street racing, to the best of my knowledge. Hogan has tried to scare the living hell out of his son with the fear of death by having him actually watch videos of real dead people after they got into car accidents. Hogan seemingly halted nick getting his drivers liscense forever. Looks like Nick should have never gotten his drivers liscense.
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Post by skillz on Sept 1, 2007 17:52:29 GMT -5
This is PWTorch guys. It's a NEWZ site. I would take anything they say with a grain of salt Because, DAMMIT, Hogan can do no wrong. Actually, on this message board, Hogan can never do right, so that's misplaced sarcasm on your part. People were (and still are) blaming Hulk for what his son did. When Benoit murdered his family, smarks were in denial and wanted to blame it on everything other than Chris until they didn't have a choice. Thankfully, with Hogan, he's at fault regardless of the situation, so it's easier for everyone.
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Post by thesunbeast on Sept 1, 2007 17:52:39 GMT -5
I'm sorry to say, but this is all freakin retarted. Yeah lets use this tragic situation in real life to bash and judge someone we aren't a fan of in the scripted wrestling business. No Hogan's not going to cut promos in court, No Hogan's WRESTLING ego isn't to blame for this, no Hogan isn't a bad parant because of his wrestling politics, and no, Hogan getting sued for every dime he's worth and being humbled and taking a hit to his ego isn't a good thing because his son was involved in a tragic car accident.
Accidents happen every day, and always involve an irresponsible person. Weather or not Hogan (or Linda, yes, he has two parents) are partly responsible for this is up for debate, but to cast judgement like this over everyone's feelings about someone we've seen on wrestling and have heard about backstage in wrestling, is just rediculous.
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Post by jcdenton on Sept 1, 2007 18:01:41 GMT -5
he encouraged street racing? what a dumbass. Hogan dosen't encourage Nick's street racing, to the best of my knowledge. Hogan has tried to scare the living hell out of his son with the fear of death by having him actually watch videos of real dead people after they got into car accidents. Hogan seemingly halted nick getting his drivers liscense forever. Looks like Nick should have never gotten his drivers liscense. Well, if that is the case, I wonder why nick was so damn set on street raceing if hogan kept teaching him not to.
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Post by brutuscheesecake on Sept 1, 2007 18:31:09 GMT -5
Hogan dosen't encourage Nick's street racing, to the best of my knowledge. Hogan has tried to scare the living hell out of his son with the fear of death by having him actually watch videos of real dead people after they got into car accidents. Hogan seemingly halted nick getting his drivers liscense forever. Looks like Nick should have never gotten his drivers liscense. Well, if that is the case, I wonder why nick was so damn set on street raceing if hogan kept teaching him not to. Because Nick Hogan is an idiot
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Post by thesunbeast on Sept 1, 2007 18:33:17 GMT -5
Hogan dosen't encourage Nick's street racing, to the best of my knowledge. Hogan has tried to scare the living hell out of his son with the fear of death by having him actually watch videos of real dead people after they got into car accidents. Hogan seemingly halted nick getting his drivers liscense forever. Looks like Nick should have never gotten his drivers liscense. Well, if that is the case, I wonder why nick was so damn set on street raceing if hogan kept teaching him not to. I just think It's another one of those "kids being kids" things, unfortunetely. Alot of times teens will learn their lesson, but when they get a little older, they think they're grown, and will do the same things they were doing before, now thinking that they're "more responsible". Especially If they've grown up in a life full of privelege.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Sept 1, 2007 19:12:09 GMT -5
"WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIIIIIIIIDE!"
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Post by Juggalo/Hulkamaniac on Sept 1, 2007 19:23:10 GMT -5
Man, Hogan would leg drop the judge, then pose on the podium for 20 minutes, and then leave.
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