Parrish
El Dandy
Banana Man Wouldn't Book That!!!
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Post by Parrish on Sept 4, 2007 1:01:01 GMT -5
Terry Gordy is a sick, sadistic man. Someone used to tell me that Gordy would steal all of the wrestlers' pants and underwear when they were wrestling and he would cut holes out of the front of the pants and underwear. So when the wrestlers got back to put on their clothes and went out to take pictures with the young kids backstage, they were treated with full frontal action. is that actually true? Yeah Lancers got that straight from Dave Meltzer's book. "The Wrestling Observer: The Full Length Novel" Gordy was notorious for cutting the front out of the boys tights. There was one story of him filling the back of his tights with chocolate pudding and then reaching back there and smearing it all over the face of the guy he was wrestling. The fans ate it up and almost rioted.
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Post by PTBartman on Sept 4, 2007 1:19:04 GMT -5
For the record...I'm the "danny" who posted the link a few posts back. Logged in with my old account on that one. Sorry. Done a little research in the last few minutes. THINGS ARE LOOKING UP is a song in a musical titled Crazy For You. The song "Things Are Looking Up" is sung by a character named Bobby. I have some doubts that this means that Bobby Lashley (or Heenan) is going to be the bastard McMahon son. It just seems a little to vague for WWE Creative. THE SEARCH CONTINUES! NOTE: Why do I feel like Leslie Neilson looking for the Undertaker? Could it be Super Crazy (for you)?
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Trey Thomas
Bubba Ho-Tep
WC's Walking Highlight Reel
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Post by Trey Thomas on Sept 4, 2007 1:26:05 GMT -5
I'm still saying Kennedy. He had that dude come out and say that stuff to plant a decoy. And ordered the drugs from the internet pharmacy as a decoy too, right? You have no clue when they he got those, don't be so quick to write him off. Everyone was quick to say Orton was getting suspended because of that list and look who's main eventing Unforgiven.
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Beav
Hank Scorpio
OMG... I just realized I'm a Brony.
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Post by Beav on Sept 4, 2007 1:38:43 GMT -5
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Post by King Of Kings on Sept 4, 2007 1:44:20 GMT -5
Easy answer...it's jericho...I'll bet you 8$
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Post by Raja Lion on Sept 4, 2007 1:51:43 GMT -5
Its going to be X-Pac.
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Post by brotherbruti on Sept 4, 2007 2:28:29 GMT -5
wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=things+are+looking+up&t=1000All the anagrams for "Things are looking up". Run through them and see if any make sense. One of the anagrams is "A Egg Hurts Pinko Lion". Who has a lion tattoo on their back and is from a pinko (socialist) country? Santino. And who hurt Santino and is shaped like an egg? Umaga is Vince's son.
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Post by Fandjango Unchained on Sept 4, 2007 2:29:44 GMT -5
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Sept 4, 2007 5:44:46 GMT -5
*glass shatters*
REPO MAAAAAAAAAAN!
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Sept 4, 2007 7:10:18 GMT -5
It's either Mae Young, or the hand that Mae Young gave birth to. Think about it.
THINGS are looking up.
In the Addams Family, there was a living hand called Thing.
A hand was something that Mae Young gave birth to.
All the pieces are coming together now.
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vinnie245
Bubba Ho-Tep
The Vinster
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Post by vinnie245 on Sept 4, 2007 8:30:54 GMT -5
Kennedy,they'll just delay it another month
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Sept 4, 2007 8:45:09 GMT -5
I say Paul London. That's the only way to explain the stupid smile on his face when Vince was walking to his explosion.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Sept 4, 2007 8:48:08 GMT -5
Colt Cabana, this picture proves he is the spitting image of a Mcmahon!
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Sept 4, 2007 9:44:28 GMT -5
Yeah Lancers got that straight from Dave Meltzer's book. "The Wrestling Observer: The Full Length Novel" Gordy was notorious for cutting the front out of the boys tights. There was one story of him filling the back of his tights with chocolate pudding and then reaching back there and smearing it all over the face of the guy he was wrestling. The fans ate it up and almost rioted. That didn't go over so well when he tried the same trick with tapioca pudding in the front of his tights. What made it even worse was that after his match, they didn't clean up the tapioca pudding and Missy Hyatt got a little too excited and started doing snow angels all over the ring.
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Post by Widow's Peak on Sept 4, 2007 10:32:28 GMT -5
Well, we could do a process of elimination. Its probably someone who 1) was standing at ringside during the first announcement 2) is not on the suspension list and 3) isn't a second generation star.
I have no idea which direction they'll go in, but I'm hoping it isn't HHH. *shudder*
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Mark4HBK
Unicron
How to kill a guy in three easy steps.
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Post by Mark4HBK on Sept 4, 2007 10:37:23 GMT -5
All these people who are suggesting people like Colt Cabana, Sid Vicious or X-Pac are forgetting something very important -- IT HAS TO BE SOMEONE ON THE CURRENT RAW ROSTER! I know we're dealing with WWE Creative (and their A.D.D. storylines), but even they aren't going to forget what Stephanie said two weeks ago.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 4, 2007 10:40:15 GMT -5
It's going to either be HHH, or Snitsky. Snitsky would be the darkhorse, but Vince has to contend with a giant ogre of a man being his son, and would be able to sic him on anyone he wants.
But HHH, as I've said before, works twofold. It gives him a feud with legs with Vince, it finally officially brings Trips into the McMahon family, and Vince gets to satisfy his sick need to see his daughter involved in an incest angle.
Plus, Trips can always turn heel and align with the McMahons against Cena.
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Mark4HBK
Unicron
How to kill a guy in three easy steps.
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Post by Mark4HBK on Sept 4, 2007 10:59:41 GMT -5
It's going to either be HHH, or Snitsky. Snitsky would be the darkhorse, but Vince has to contend with a giant ogre of a man being his son, and would be able to sic him on anyone he wants. But HHH, as I've said before, works twofold. It gives him a feud with legs with Vince, it finally officially brings Trips into the McMahon family, and Vince gets to satisfy his sick need to see his daughter involved in an incest angle. Plus, Trips can always turn heel and align with the McMahons against Cena. As much as I would hate the incest aspect of the angle, there are two other elements that add to this making sense. 1. The paternity suit was filed in Connecticut; Trips is billed as hailing from Greenwich, CT. 2. How many times during DX's second run did they use the "look up" gag, leading to the someone getting slimed (or worse)? There's your "Things are looking up" clue...
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wwod
Mike the Goon
The Wonderful World Of Danny...the most important podcast EVER!
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Post by wwod on Sept 4, 2007 11:02:54 GMT -5
Has anyone mentioned J.R. yet?
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Post by Widow's Peak on Sept 4, 2007 11:07:17 GMT -5
It's going to either be HHH, or Snitsky. Snitsky would be the darkhorse, but Vince has to contend with a giant ogre of a man being his son, and would be able to sic him on anyone he wants. But HHH, as I've said before, works twofold. It gives him a feud with legs with Vince, it finally officially brings Trips into the McMahon family, and Vince gets to satisfy his sick need to see his daughter involved in an incest angle. Plus, Trips can always turn heel and align with the McMahons against Cena. As much as I would hate the incest aspect of the angle, there are two other elements that add to this making sense. 1. The paternity suit was filed in Connecticut; Trips is billed as hailing from Greenwich, CT. 2. How many times during DX's second run did they use the "look up" gag, leading to the someone getting slimed (or worse)? There's your "Things are looking up" clue... There's also the outside possibility that there is no kid and the whole thing is just an elaborate DX prank.
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