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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 4, 2007 11:08:13 GMT -5
It's quite obvious that it's going to be Snitsky. I called it back when I saw the spoilers, and I'm sticking to my guns. Vince can clean him up, make him look more like himself, but he can keep the whole "pain is my pleasure" attitude. It would work about as good as any of their other storylines. I say go for it. |
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Post by Gillberg: 0-175 on Sept 4, 2007 11:51:00 GMT -5
As much as I would hate the incest aspect of the angle, there are two other elements that add to this making sense. 1. The paternity suit was filed in Connecticut; Trips is billed as hailing from Greenwich, CT. 2. How many times during DX's second run did they use the "look up" gag, leading to the someone getting slimed (or worse)? There's your "Things are looking up" clue... There's also the outside possibility that there is no kid and the whole thing is just an elaborate DX prank.  Oh God. You do realize this is probably the most logical thing I've heard regarding the angle? Isn't HBK do back anyway? I see it now, next week it's revealed that HBK is the son and Vince doesnt get the hint, they tell him to look up and he gets slimed. Then it turns out to be a giant gag on Vince by his family to get back at him for trying to fake his death. Steph joins HHH and DX, and we all die a little. I'm hoping for Snitsky though, because it's the least they can do for the guy. I mean he stopped showering and bleached his teeth yellow for his job. Where else is the guy gonna find work now? |
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Post by Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch on Sept 4, 2007 11:56:39 GMT -5
I'm hoping for Snitsky though, because it's the least they can do for the guy. I mean he stopped showering and bleached his teeth yellow for his job. Where else is the guy gonna find work now? There's always a need for masked S&M Whipping Men down at the local sex club.............thus Snitsky gets paid and why not enjoy pain while he's at it? He can always get paid with Colgate Whitening Strips |
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Post by Miz-Wannabe on Sept 4, 2007 12:01:14 GMT -5
I've narrowed it down to Snitsky.
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Sept 4, 2007 12:08:56 GMT -5
I'm calling it a DX prank. What better way to get themselves out of a storyline that has had so many bad luck interruptions that you figure karma is kicking vince in the arse.
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Sept 4, 2007 12:18:20 GMT -5
I am holding out for the possibility of the son being Cena. remember a couple of weeks ago when Vince told Orton that he had to do something to earn his second shot at Cena's belt. Then Orton preceded gave Cena's dad the "comcussion kick". Perhaps Mcmahon wanted to eliminate the man who claims to be Cena's dad so that he can be the father whom Cena will listen to. My main reasoning for this theory is Mcmahon's all of a sudden out of the blue involvment in the Cena/Orton feud. with the exception of this segment, I can't think of any other time Mcmahon was involved in this feud. I could be wrong. How does Cena tie into the "things are looking up" clue? I don't know.
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Post by moocow on Sept 4, 2007 12:18:24 GMT -5
Vince McMahon's illegitimate child is the Gobbeldy Gooker.
You see, Vince stated that he only cheated on Linda once with another WOMAN. What he failed to mention was that sometime in 1989, he got very drunk and inadvertently had intercourse with a chicken.
When Vince woke up the next morning, he found the egg in his house and didn't know what to make of it. It was unusually large and Vince thought that whatever was inside would give him mainstream publicity (mind you, he was so drunk that he didn't know where it came from and why it was there.) So for Vince, the only sensible thing to do was to allow it to hatch on live TV for everyone to see.
When the egg hatched and the Gooker (half man, half chicken) was met with negative response, Vince cut off all ties. But now, at the age of 16, the Gooker has finally figured out that Vince is his father and will seek out revenge on Vince for abandoning him because he was a freak who nobody liked.
Meanwhile, in an even bigger swerve, Gene Okerlund will confront Vince because Okerlund was the one who adopted and raised the Gooker. Okerlund did it as payment for the newborn Gooker teaching Okerlund how to dance.
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Post by jamofpearls on Sept 4, 2007 12:24:34 GMT -5
I would think it mighty funny if indeed it turned out to be snitsky, and Vince is going through the process of making him more like Vince. IE, vince gets snits a toupe that looks just like vince's hair. Vince could even buy him some grey suits to wear that are a few sizes too small. Hilarity ensues.
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Post by wwod on Sept 4, 2007 12:52:26 GMT -5
There's a major flaw in that logic. Gobbledy Gooker was half man/half TURKEY...not chicken.
Vince having sex with a chicken would at least make sense, but if he had sex with a turkey that would just be wrong.
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 4, 2007 12:54:06 GMT -5
As much as I would hate the incest aspect of the angle, there are two other elements that add to this making sense. 1. The paternity suit was filed in Connecticut; Trips is billed as hailing from Greenwich, CT. 2. How many times during DX's second run did they use the "look up" gag, leading to the someone getting slimed (or worse)? There's your "Things are looking up" clue... There's also the outside possibility that there is no kid and the whole thing is just an elaborate DX prank. I have never even considered that. Genius. It would make the whole thing totally worthwhile if Trips and HBK completely swerved the McMahons. Especially if next week, Vince gets a message that the mother of the child wants to meet him someplace secluded to reveal to him who the father was, and it leads Vince to a gay bar where he gets surrounded by a bunch of "daddies". As tired as I am of DX, this would be gold to me. |
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