erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Sept 11, 2007 13:07:09 GMT -5
Was that ever revealed?  |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 11, 2007 13:08:18 GMT -5
No, apparently that's not important.
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
Posts: 13,829
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Post by Corporate H on Sept 11, 2007 13:09:37 GMT -5
The incest storyline lives on. How else would Stephanie know it was a WWE Superstar?
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EJS
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 18,857
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Post by EJS on Sept 11, 2007 13:09:43 GMT -5
It'll be great if the whole "paternity suit" part is never mentioned again.
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BIG DUNC
Trap-Jaw
Wrestlecrap's #1 duncan Ferguson Mark
Posts: 445
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Post by BIG DUNC on Sept 11, 2007 13:16:09 GMT -5
I don't understand why linda doesn't go mental.
"Vince has an illegitimate child."
But we're still having chicken for tea?"
"Yes but Vince has an illegitimate child"
That's ok then
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EJS
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 18,857
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Post by EJS on Sept 11, 2007 13:19:25 GMT -5
Linda locked him out of the house and wants a divorce.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Sept 11, 2007 13:21:02 GMT -5
I believe the mother is either Glinda, Snow White, or Martha Stewart.
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Joekishi
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,490
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Post by Joekishi on Sept 11, 2007 13:21:05 GMT -5
Vince did it with a midget...lol
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
Posts: 6,702 
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Post by Squirrel Master on Sept 11, 2007 13:25:01 GMT -5
My guess is she's Bridget the Midget, porn star.
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
Posts: 50,249
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Post by Steveweiser on Sept 11, 2007 13:27:04 GMT -5
Doesn't have to be a midget - maybe Vince expects one, but it turns out to be a leggy Irish blonde, who looks like an older, slightly porkier Nadine Coyle. Turns out that she has a gene defect where she can possibly give birth to a small person, which explains Hornswoggle.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Sept 11, 2007 13:28:04 GMT -5
Yeah, you don't have to be a midget to give birth to a midget--it just happens, just like two healthy people can conceive a person with a mental disease.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Sept 11, 2007 13:28:27 GMT -5
He was one of those test tube babies, he didnt break his way out of the tube in time though hence him being so small
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EJS
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 18,857
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Post by EJS on Sept 11, 2007 13:30:01 GMT -5
What I don't get is the whole "I've only been unfaithful once" thing.
Unless that means he only considers actual sexual intercorse as being unfaithful, and that he never had sex with any of the divas he was romantically linked to in storylines, like Trish, Candice, and Melina.
And if he has only "cheated" once, then shouldn't he know who this woman is? He could have already figured out the whole thing if he just did some detective work.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Sept 11, 2007 13:30:59 GMT -5
...Dude, he was lying that one time.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Sept 11, 2007 13:31:00 GMT -5
But... he's not a "midget"... he's a leprechaun...
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 11, 2007 13:31:50 GMT -5
No, apparently that's not important. Unless they wheel out another little person...SO THE PYRAMID OF COMEDY...*wipes away tear from eye*...WILL CONTINUE! |
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candybar
Trap-Jaw
are you freakin' kidding me?
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Post by candybar on Sept 11, 2007 13:41:27 GMT -5
maybe it's the mom from little people big world
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Post by poi zen rana on Sept 11, 2007 13:43:32 GMT -5
who's the mother?  |
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Post by mysterydriver on Sept 11, 2007 13:59:04 GMT -5
He's a leprechaun.
How long before the "Pot of Gold" innuendo?
I'm hoping that the sight of Hornswoggle "flips the switch" and turns on Linda's maternal instinct just for the heck of it.
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doytch
Trap-Jaw
hahaha
Posts: 298
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Post by doytch on Sept 11, 2007 14:07:18 GMT -5
the mother is stephanie which means the story is insect
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