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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 19, 2007 18:57:37 GMT -5
1. First off, Kevin Thorn seems to be gradually losing his vampire gimmick. While he still has the trademark outfit, his pulling his hair back and taking out his fangs seems to me like they're going to pull back on the whole vampirism thing (although he probably took the fangs out to cut his promo last night.) The only problem is, with his hair pulled back, and his face looking bigger, now he's starting to look like Hugh Morris/Bill DeMott.
2. Every time I see John Cena's dad, he looks like a completely different man each time. Which leads me to believe he is in fact a troupe of actors playing him.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Sept 19, 2007 18:59:13 GMT -5
Every time I see John Cena's dad, he looks like a completely different man each time. Which leads me to believe he is in fact a troupe of actors playing him. John Cena Senior can never die! Only the actors who play him! |
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Sept 19, 2007 19:00:15 GMT -5
I think Thorn looked more like Robert Roode than Bill DeMott when his hair was pulled back.
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 19, 2007 19:03:04 GMT -5
I think Thorn looked more like Robert Roode than Bill DeMott when his hair was pulled back. I didn't think about that, but you're right. How great would it be if Thorn suddenly came into a fortune and adopted a Millionaire gimmick overnight. |
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Sept 19, 2007 20:04:52 GMT -5
I think Thorn looked more like Robert Roode than Bill DeMott when his hair was pulled back. How great would it be if Thorn suddenly became Mordecai again and grew his sidrburns, wore a yarmulka, and pretended each promo was his time to practice for his barmitzvah! Fixed for hilarity and money. |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Sept 19, 2007 21:24:09 GMT -5
How great would it be if Thorn suddenly came into a fortune and adopted a Millionaire gimmick overnight. Too bad they didnt think of this a few months ago! They could have gave him a black haired big-boobed valet Ms Martinez. |
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Sept 19, 2007 22:33:10 GMT -5
Every time I see John Cena's dad, he looks like a completely different man each time. Which leads me to believe he is in fact a troupe of actors playing him. John Cena Senior can never die! Only the actors who play him! Awesome. |
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Post by Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch on Sept 19, 2007 22:37:05 GMT -5
John Cena Senior can never die! Only the actors who play him! Awesome. He claims slight gimmick infringement  |
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Post by jayjaystyles on Sept 21, 2007 3:08:17 GMT -5
I think Thorn looked more like Robert Roode than Bill DeMott when his hair was pulled back. I didn't think about that, but you're right. How great would it be if Thorn suddenly came into a fortune and adopted a Millionaire gimmick overnight. didnt this happen in like 1987.(cough cough Ted DiBiase cough cough) well since that was 20 years ago its beyond the so-called 7 year cycle.......... |
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Post by mrrotten on Sept 21, 2007 17:28:55 GMT -5
I think Thorn looked more like Robert Roode than Bill DeMott when his hair was pulled back. I didn't think about that, but you're right. How great would it be if Thorn suddenly came into a fortune and adopted a Millionaire gimmick overnight. Or comes out and says his name is really Kevin Thorn, but Hugh G. Rection |
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Post by PTBartman on Sept 21, 2007 18:18:18 GMT -5
I didn't think about that, but you're right. How great would it be if Thorn suddenly came into a fortune and adopted a Millionaire gimmick overnight. Or comes out and says his name is really Kevin Thorn, but Hugh G. Rection And he can have a midget manager named Harry Ballzac |
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Post by Old School Heel mark4Morishima on Sept 21, 2007 22:21:20 GMT -5
2. Every time I see John Cena's dad, he looks like a completely different man each time. Which leads me to believe he is in fact a troupe of actors playing him. And at least one of them is THIS GUY:  |
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Post by Big L on Sept 21, 2007 22:22:56 GMT -5
yea they're probably not gonna hang onto the vampire gimmick that much longer
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 22, 2007 0:16:49 GMT -5
2. Every time I see John Cena's dad, he looks like a completely different man each time. Which leads me to believe he is in fact a troupe of actors playing him. And at least one of them is THIS GUY: That is a big bowl of Win right there. |
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Sept 22, 2007 0:21:40 GMT -5
I think Thorn looked more like Robert Roode than Bill DeMott when his hair was pulled back. I've always thought Thorn looked like Roode for a while now. And BTW, wasn't his name spelled "Thorne" at one point or am I imagining things? Kinda like the short-lived stint of "Tommie Dreamer" in 02. |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 22, 2007 12:31:04 GMT -5
1. First off, Kevin Thorn seems to be gradually losing his vampire gimmick. While he still has the trademark outfit, his pulling his hair back and taking out his fangs seems to me like they're going to pull back on the whole vampirism thing (although he probably took the fangs out to cut his promo last night.) The only problem is, with his hair pulled back, and his face looking bigger, now he's starting to look like Hugh Morris/Bill DeMott. 2. Every time I see John Cena's dad, he looks like a completely different man each time. Which leads me to believe he is in fact a troupe of actors playing him. 1 ) I think he's going to switch to an emo gimmick, entering the ring to The Cure and refusing to wrestle Stevie Richards cause he's too sad. B ) Is that the posse Cena's always hinting towards? A posse of his look a like dads? Frightening. |
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Post by Smarky on Sept 22, 2007 13:00:03 GMT -5
The part of John Cena's father will now be played by Muhammed Muhammed Muhammed.
Points for whoever gets the reference.
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Post by millionurkle on Sept 22, 2007 13:40:04 GMT -5
The part of John Cena's father will now be played by Muhammed Muhammed Muhammed. Points for whoever gets the reference. nice head of state reference |
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Sept 22, 2007 17:53:58 GMT -5
Every time I see John Cena's dad, he looks like a completely different man each time. Which leads me to believe he is in fact a troupe of actors playing him. John Cena Senior can never die! Only the actors who play him! John Cena's dad is duffman? |
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