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Post by Raja Lion on Sept 18, 2007 2:04:37 GMT -5
I think WWE really needs to do one. Can you imagine the matches? Here's my card...
Match 1: Carlito vs a flag pole
Match 2: Cade/Murdoch vs two 1988 Nissan Sentras (cage match)
Match 3: Mickie James vs Candice Michelle vs a grocery cart
Match 4: Daivari vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan's 2 x 4 (this deserved a high place on the card IMO)
Match 5: Batista vs a 10 foot high/5 foot wide pillar of cheese
Match 6: CM Punk vs a Pepsi Machine
Match 7: Triple H vs Randy Orton vs Cena vs a dead tree
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Sept 18, 2007 2:05:28 GMT -5
Goldberg vs. The Ring Post
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Post by "Nature Boy" Ric Moranis on Sept 18, 2007 3:46:56 GMT -5
At this point, I'm pretty sure that John Cena could pin a working Bear Trap without suffering permanent disfigurement. So I'd add a Bear Trap to the main event four-way.
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EJS
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by EJS on Sept 18, 2007 3:48:08 GMT -5
The Irrestistable Force vs The Inanimate Object
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Sept 18, 2007 3:49:28 GMT -5
Match 3: Mickie James vs Candice Michelle vs a grocery cart The Cart wins the IQ test.
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Post by hulkblood on Sept 18, 2007 4:46:34 GMT -5
John Cena Vs. Inanimate Carbon Rod Go Rod
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Sept 18, 2007 5:18:05 GMT -5
Batista vs. A basketball.
Too easy.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2007 5:53:28 GMT -5
Kahli vs a pirate ship
for the hell of it
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Sept 18, 2007 6:06:55 GMT -5
Lex Luger Vs a T Shirt
Ah, it's still funny!!
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Sept 18, 2007 6:25:23 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio versus The Great Khali.
... wait... so Khali ISN'T an inanimate object?
Heh
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Post by chickenwhopper on Sept 18, 2007 7:38:04 GMT -5
Santino vs. Kendo Stick
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 18, 2007 7:41:31 GMT -5
Chris Masters VS Sombreo in a "Loser is the Valet of the Winner Match"
Scott Hall VS 36 Vodka Martini's "Last Man Standing Match"
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Frontne
Trap-Jaw
"I don't care about yer stinkin' Gooker awards!"
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Post by Frontne on Sept 18, 2007 7:46:44 GMT -5
Khali vs. absolutely anything.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 18, 2007 11:00:14 GMT -5
Big Daddy V vs. a child's swimming pool full of hot dogs.
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Post by shiranui on Sept 18, 2007 11:01:31 GMT -5
Kahli vs a pirate ship for the hell of it Which one is the inanimate object?
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Sept 18, 2007 11:01:55 GMT -5
For years, I've always heard that Ric Flair in his prime could carry a broomstick to a 4-star match. I want to see that theory put to test.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2007 11:12:22 GMT -5
For years, I've always heard that Ric Flair in his prime could carry a broomstick to a 4-star match. I want to see that theory put to test. I was just about to post Ric Flair vs broom, heh.
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wrasslinmachine
Don Corleone
Savagely protecting the innocent since 1987.
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Sept 18, 2007 12:20:30 GMT -5
Big Daddy V vs. a scale
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Sept 18, 2007 12:23:38 GMT -5
Matt Striker vs. a Banana
GO BANANA!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 18, 2007 12:24:39 GMT -5
Lex Luger Vs a T Shirt Ah, it's still funny!! Exactly what I was thinking. ;D There's your main event.
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