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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2007 2:45:25 GMT -5
As we all know, "good ol' JR" has plenty of catchphrases that he uses.. but I was wondering to myself what kinds of phrases I would mark out for savagely should I hear them come from JR's lips next Monday, for a change of pace and all. And I came up with:
* (after a particularly stiff shot) "He got knocked back into daylight savings time!"
* (after another Ron Simmons mini-promo): "Ron still searching eternally for that perfect second syllable."
* (to a heel after cheating behind the ref's back): "Why, that scum-sucking montebanque!"
* (After Santino Marella's music hits): ".. and if you didn't hate opera music enough, ladies and gentlemen, .." [really, anything not using the phrase 'outpunted his coverage' is fine by me]
* (After Beth Phoenix's music hit): ".. and here comes the honorary mayor of Moose Jaw, .." (seriously, man.. that mandible is 90 degrees, I tell you)
I know JR will never change, and his cliches will be predictable enough to generate a good number of "JR Drinking Game" bingo cards on, but still..
anyone else have any ideas for "next generation JRisms"?
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Oct 26, 2007 5:12:27 GMT -5
"BAH ALLAH KING!"
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Oct 26, 2007 5:24:22 GMT -5
"By Buddha's brass breasts, Orton has gone too far, Kang.."
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Post by The Missing Manic on Oct 26, 2007 9:57:17 GMT -5
"By Buddha's brass breasts, Orton has gone too far, Kang.." hahahahaha ;D |
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Oct 26, 2007 9:58:58 GMT -5
"Sufferin’ succotash!"
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 26, 2007 10:14:09 GMT -5
I'm still waiting for JR to bust out SWEET SASSY MOLASSEY!
Althought I'd love to hear him call a suplex a "suplay", like Gordon Solie used to.
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Post by Branimal on Oct 26, 2007 10:22:47 GMT -5
Does anyone else remember his legendary call at Wrestlemania 2000 when I think Triple H piledrove The Rock on the steel steps and JR screamed:
"JESUS..............CRIMENY!"
I laughed for quite some time at that.
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Post by Limey on Oct 26, 2007 10:24:40 GMT -5
"STEVIE RICHARDS!!! STEVIE RICHARDS!!! STEVIE RICHARDS!!! STEVIE RICHARDS!!! STEVIE RICHARDS!!! STEVIE RICHARDS!!!"
"HOOK 'EM, LONGHORNS!!!" (Being British, I am ashamed to know that)
"That ladder ain't covered in Diijon Mustard and fine rosbif with a little red wine sauce, so you KNOW that ain't gonna taste good!"
"HE JUST PUT HIM THROUGH THE SWAHILI ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!!!"
"Skittles SUCK!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2007 10:27:15 GMT -5
"STEVIE RICHARDS!!! STEVIE RICHARDS!!! STEVIE RICHARDS!!! STEVIE RICHARDS!!! STEVIE RICHARDS!!! STEVIE RICHARDS!!!" "HOOK 'EM, LONGHORNS!!!" (Being British, I am ashamed to know that) "That ladder ain't covered in Diijon Mustard and fine rosbif with a little red wine sauce, so you KNOW that ain't gonna taste good!" "HE JUST PUT HIM THROUGH THE SWAHILI ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!!!" "Skittles SUCK!" agreed with all but the last one... he should never break keyfabe like that  |
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Post by RedSmile on Oct 26, 2007 10:27:23 GMT -5
"that Santino isn't the spicy a-meat-a-ball-a that he thinks he is"
"I'd be surprised to find Umaga on a golf course or in a supermarket, but Im not surprised to find him in Mr. McMahon's limo/office/payroll/etc..."
"Normally when a man gets thrown into a wall, the wall wins, but Big Daddy V might beg to differ"
"Edge has got that smile on his face, King. You know what that means. No, it doesn't mean Lita is in the building. If Lita were in the building YOU would have that smile on your face."
"Jumpin' June Bugs!!! I think Bob Holly just smiled!"
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Post by Zane on Oct 26, 2007 10:48:16 GMT -5
Way to take some things from Family Guy original poster. I'm sure the writers of the show are happy some punk on the internet is using them as his ideas.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 26, 2007 11:45:04 GMT -5
"What in the name of Horace Hogan is going on?"
"Jillian Hall's singing sounds like when my hog gave birth."
"He's running like a squirrel on crack."
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Post by default on Oct 26, 2007 11:46:40 GMT -5
THE V IN BIG DADDY V DEFINITELY DOESN'T STAND FOR VEGETARIAN!
HERE COMES CANDICE MICHELLE. I WOULDN'T MIND DIPPING HER IN BBQ SAUCE AND LICKING HER DRY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN KING!
SANTINO IS KICKING THAT MAN LIKE A SOCCER BALL!
HERE COME THOSE DAMN HIGHLANDERS! WE NEED ANOTHER CONNOR MACLEOD TO EVEN THEM OUT!
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Post by gimmieabreakbrain on Oct 26, 2007 13:01:54 GMT -5
"Holy Swamp Balls King! Mickie wakes me up in my pantaloons!"
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Oct 26, 2007 13:03:03 GMT -5
"Sweet sassy molassy!"
"Hot pot of coffee, Keeng!"
"Uncle Jonathan's Corn Cob Pipe!"
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Oct 26, 2007 13:05:50 GMT -5
"JOHN CENA WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE! BY GAWD, BOOGER WHITE'S A HOUSE A-FIRE!!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2007 14:35:35 GMT -5
Way to take some things from Family Guy original poster. I'm sure the writers of the show are happy some punk on the internet is using them as his ideas. wait, wait.. what on earth are you talking about? |
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Post by seano on Oct 26, 2007 14:44:11 GMT -5
"Bah Zenu's crotch, kang!" "Sweet Sally Syonide!" "What the zang is goin' on here?!" "Holy Swamp Balls King! Mickie wakes me up in my pantaloons!" LMFAO.  Ok, I'll send the WWE a blank check if JR ever says the word "pantaloons." |
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Post by AriadosMan on Oct 26, 2007 14:48:01 GMT -5
I never thought I'd say this, but...they should really consider replacing JR. At this point he's just coasting and relying on cliches that seem like they're a decade old (at least). When you can't tell Beth from Jillian its time to consider retirement.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2007 15:24:49 GMT -5
Ok, I'll send the WWE a blank check if JR ever says the word "pantaloons." I'd have offered to send a blank check if JR used "montebanque" but I'd hate to be accused of sending the profits I earned from ripping off Family Guy ;D |
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