Pushed to the Moon
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Oct 25, 2007 18:42:40 GMT -5
Candice's voice is so nasal it makes me sad inside.
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Post by Raja Lion on Oct 25, 2007 21:23:30 GMT -5
Ill give Candice a pass because shes from Wisconsin, a good buddy of mine is from there and it sounds like he has a softball lodged in his nose. Plus she's sexier.
Lita is a good call, nails on chalkboard she is.
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Post by The OP on Oct 25, 2007 21:25:17 GMT -5
That's less his voice and more the fact that he appear to not posess a soul. My wife has to be up early in the morning so I'm dicking around on the computer 'cos I can't sleep. Anyway, I had to walk away from the screen because I couldn't stop laughing at that. That one's going to keep me going for a few days. Nice work! EDIT - no-one's mentioned John Morrison's yet? He looks like a rock star, has the body of a God and talks like a fourteen year old? John Morrison is the Rock compared to Bobby Lashley. |
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Post by molson5 on Oct 25, 2007 21:26:46 GMT -5
Lashley's bad, but at least he doesn't talk much.
John Morrison is actually given lengthy promos, which is complete insanity.
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Post by The OP on Oct 25, 2007 21:27:50 GMT -5
I would rather listen to John Morrison give a three hour lecture on microeconomics than ever see Lashley on TV again.
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Post by erik316wttn on Oct 25, 2007 22:00:08 GMT -5
Luna Vaschon.
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Post by GaTechGrad on Oct 25, 2007 22:03:12 GMT -5
Jameson
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Post by Tapout on Oct 25, 2007 22:03:13 GMT -5
Poor Bobby.
Poor, poor Bobby.
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Post by The OP on Oct 25, 2007 22:04:28 GMT -5
Do we love Bobby?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2007 22:08:44 GMT -5
ima go with Linda Mcmahon... whenever she was on i was fast forwarding
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Post by Tyfo on Oct 25, 2007 22:10:40 GMT -5
I could say Lashley, but it seems thats been taken care of. So I'll go with Brock Lesnar. He has a similar problem, though not as bad as Lashley.
But he was a big, bad ass looking guy, and his voice just didnt fit him. BIG mistake when they dropped Heyman as his mouthpiece. His face promos were like hell to sit through.
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Post by angryfan on Oct 25, 2007 23:54:23 GMT -5
So many, but most have been mentioned already.
Linda's, for her delivery. My God, could she sound any more wooden? All she's lacking is someine, in the ring, on camera even, holding a cue card, which she reads while holding a pointer to trace the words as she goes.
Brother Love. Yes, his voice was supposed to be annoying, but I'm pretty sure every time he squeaked out "I loooooooove you" animals began committing ritual suicide at the sound.
Lashley. Yes, we give him crap for it non-stop, and no, he can't help how his voice sounds naturally, but good GOD, would someone, anyone, get a clue and ban him from ever touching a microphone, ever? Please? I'm willing to pay. If he didn't talk, he'd be intimidating and all that good stuff, but when you let him talk, he's like the f***ing Beaver from BALCO. I'm waiting for the words "Gee Willikers" or something to pop out during a promo.
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Post by bergkatse on Oct 26, 2007 0:31:21 GMT -5
Jim Cornette. I like him, but sometimes his voice is irritating.
Jimmy Snuka.
Mick Foley as Mankind.
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Post by Raja Lion on Oct 26, 2007 1:15:52 GMT -5
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Post by The Ichi on Oct 26, 2007 13:08:39 GMT -5
I have to second John Morrison. It's a shame because I try to like the guy, but when he speaks I feel violated. At least Lashley keeps is short and sweet (well ok, not sure about the sweet...).
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Oct 26, 2007 13:12:05 GMT -5
Actually, I kind of like the bratty tone of Morrison's voice.
But Lashley still wears the Worst Voice Crown, even though sadly he can't help it.
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Post by humorousled on Oct 26, 2007 14:15:04 GMT -5
Steph and Linda all time for sure. Steph's voice sounded like an animal dying while Linda can't speak at all.
Currently, it has to be Lashley, Morrison, Miz, and Kahli. Lashley at least can't help the type of voice that he was born with, but the others make no sense at all to me. The Miz, while his voice isn't annoying, his delivery is as boring as hell. Kahli's gibbrish is just silly and makes him appear to be someone that you shouldn't take seriously and Morrison comes out posing and looking like a bad porn star and when he speaks, he goes on and on while I can't understand half of what he is saying and the other half of the time, it doesn't make any sense at all.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 26, 2007 14:40:35 GMT -5
Lashley. Yes, we give him crap for it non-stop, and no, he can't help how his voice sounds naturally, but good GOD, would someone, anyone, get a clue and ban him from ever touching a microphone, ever? Please? I'm willing to pay. If he didn't talk, he'd be intimidating and all that good stuff, but when you let him talk, he's like the f***ing Beaver from BALCO. I'm waiting for the words "Gee Willikers" or something to pop out during a promo. His catchphrase should be "Jiminy Jillikers". |
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Post by Joker on Oct 26, 2007 14:42:53 GMT -5
While she was women's champ Stephanie McMahon's personal trainer is surely the winner. (I beleive RD inducted her she was that bad.)
Her name has escaped me (Which is probably a good thing)
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Post by Joker on Oct 26, 2007 14:50:46 GMT -5
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