The Panda Powered
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Post by The Panda Powered on Oct 29, 2007 15:42:05 GMT -5
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Oct 29, 2007 15:43:57 GMT -5
I knew about this. I just want to know where they are going to find an actor big enough to play Andre.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 29, 2007 15:44:56 GMT -5
I knew about this. I just want to know where they are going to find an actor big enough to play Andre. They got a guy who's 7'4", who doesn't look a damn thing like Andre.
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Mr. Mediocre
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Oct 29, 2007 15:45:29 GMT -5
According to IMDB, it was released earlier this year.
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Post by tibbo on Oct 29, 2007 15:48:42 GMT -5
haha! there is no way that is a real film!!
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Steveweiser
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Post by Steveweiser on Oct 29, 2007 15:49:43 GMT -5
That's a real movie???
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Post by Cactus Jack on Oct 29, 2007 15:53:18 GMT -5
God, that film looks awful.
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 29, 2007 15:53:30 GMT -5
Matt McGrory (Big Fish, House Of 1000 Corpses) was going to play Andre originally, but he died during the making of the film. Never mind the fact that, due to his condition, he was bowed over and looked even less like Andre than this guy does.
This looks like sub-par porn production, and I don't think it's gonna do Andre any justice. I applaud the effort, but it looks terrible all over the place.
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Steveweiser
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Post by Steveweiser on Oct 29, 2007 15:54:03 GMT -5
Apparently it is, and the guy who plays Andre has been dead for the past two years.
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 29, 2007 15:57:07 GMT -5
Apparently it is, and the guy who plays Andre has been dead for the past two years. No, this is the guy who replaced Matt. The worse part of this (other than the acting, and...well, everything else) was that it sounds like they created Andre's voice by recording the guy's lines and slowing and dropping his pitch.
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Post by Display Name on Oct 29, 2007 16:15:26 GMT -5
it turned out wayyy worse than i thought it was going to.holy shit,did they make that for 200 bucks?
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Post by BHB on Oct 29, 2007 16:25:12 GMT -5
Wow, that looks really awful.
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Post by Garee on Oct 29, 2007 16:27:59 GMT -5
I really thought it was a joke
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Post by Corporate H on Oct 29, 2007 16:47:39 GMT -5
There's a trailer for it on YouTube that I saw atleast a year ago. I think that German/Austrian guy from Son of the Beach is in it.
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Mr. Mediocre
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Bert Early?... sorry, that's a typo. Butt. Ugly.
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Oct 29, 2007 16:52:57 GMT -5
So I just watched the trailer...I think this was made for like $6 and change.
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Post by Blade Braxton on Oct 29, 2007 16:53:04 GMT -5
Apparently it is, and the guy who plays Andre has been dead for the past two years. Nope, he's alive. I'm friends with the guy who played Andre in that movie. He lives in my hometown, and we used to work some indy wrestling shows together.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Oct 29, 2007 16:59:13 GMT -5
looks like a future induction here on the crap
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The Panda Powered
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Post by The Panda Powered on Oct 29, 2007 17:00:16 GMT -5
looks like a future induction here on the crap Would Blade really allow a friend to be inducted?
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Post by Fandjango Unchained on Oct 29, 2007 17:01:34 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan cameo voiceover
"I PICKED UP THE 4 TON ANDRE THE GIANT WITH A BROKEN BACK AND SLAMMED HIM THROUGH THE RING BROTHER!"
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The Panda Powered
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Post by The Panda Powered on Oct 29, 2007 17:03:46 GMT -5
Thing is, it's probably better than anything WWE Films have ever put out
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