There's an Andre the Giant film?!?

[Mr. Mediocre]

pandapowered said:

rdk said:

looks like a future induction here on the crap

Would Blade really allow a friend to be inducted?

It wouldn't be the friend's fault the movie sucked.

And then when you consider that John Tenta has been inducted for Golga and Shark, I don't see why not. I would think it would be the fault of the writers, just as it is the fault of bookers that people are given stupid gimmicks.

[TRMcGillicutty]

Someone needs to apologize to Andre's family for this. Stat.

This honestly looks like a crapty public access channel movie. What the hell is with that crapty wig?

Ugh, this makes me angry.

EDIT = is that supposed to be JYD?!? JESUS CHRIST.

[Sajoa Moe]

This looks like a bad YouTube video.

Is the guy with the colored shirt supposed to be Lou Albano?

[Threadkiller [Classic]]

lol @ "Vince McMahon." I could see the real Vince suing over this. I mean, how could a low budget film recreate even half of Andre's most important moments (WRESTLEMANIA 3)? I still don't buy that this could possibly be real. And if it is, it has to be some sort of purposeful hackjob, a la "Snakes on a Plane." I honestly don't think that Hollywood has ever tried to make a film on Andre for the reason that anyone you could find to play the role would be seriously limited because of their condition, or because whoever you could find to play Andre probably wouldn't be a natural thespian.

Oh, and lol @ the trailer voiceover. He sounds like a friend of mine. But he better not be, because I'd eviscerate any friend of mine involved in something this plainly horrid.

[DASH 243✅]

pandapowered said:

rdk said:

looks like a future induction here on the crap

Would Blade really allow a friend to be inducted?

yeah the sites all in good fun. I think he would understand

[estrada]

I really hope that is fake and if it isnt that it never makes it out to the public. That trailer was a horrible sack of crap and would be nothing but an insult to Andre and his family.

[Sajoa Moe]

estrada said:

I really hope that is fake and if it isnt that it never makes it out to the public. That trailer was a horrible sack of crap and would be nothing but an insult to Andre and his family.

Sorry, it's real.


It's damn real.

[I Like Your Poetry]

Um wow. This makes the Nacho Man and the Hucker look like True Hollywood Stories.

I just can't believe this. Wow.

[Real Folk Bruce]

I couldn't even get past a minute of this crap.

This is so disrespectful to Andre,I don't even know what to say.This had better be a joke.

[Sajoa Moe]

7'4", 520 lbs!

*Cut to guy who probably weighs about 300*

[radicalbuttercup]

Well, at least they got Jay-Z to do the narration for the preview.

[Voldemar H. "Brak" Guerta]

Wait wait wait wait. I know there was a rumor a couple years back about a true Andre biopic (since Billy Crystal's movie about Andre sucked humongous balls), but I thought it fell into production limbo when the rumored Andre, Matt McGrory, unfortunately died from health complications during pre-production. This piece of s*** really looks like a parody, it isn't serious at all. I refuse to believe this is a "real film", this is like a gay iFilm/Youtube parody short.