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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2007 22:26:38 GMT -5
-THQ has added a new feature: The ____ on a pole match, with 59 variations on the theme including loaf of stale French bread on a pole, Ivan Putski on a pole(also known as Pol on a pole), Make-your-own taco kit on a pole, and Seinfeld puffy shirt on a pole. Unfortunately, this addition forces THQ to remove all other game modes other than Bra and panties.
-In other news Vince Russo has been hired by THQ as a consultant.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 1, 2007 23:22:04 GMT -5
THQ Announced For SmackDown vs. RAW 2008 that Chris Benoit has been taken out of the game. He Was, however, in Season Mode "ECW" Champion. The Decision was made to put Hardcore Holly in his place.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Nov 2, 2007 1:34:34 GMT -5
-Triple H was recently sneaking out of THQ's offices with millions of lines of code. It is believed he was holding two folders labeled "Brian Kendrick" and "Paul London."
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Post by The Captain on Nov 2, 2007 1:43:32 GMT -5
- Create-A-Wrestler mode will limit players to only one slot, and it isn't so much creating a wrestler as it is editing a current one. However, that wrestler is none other than Big Dick Johnson.
- THQ has announced that it has secured an all-star lineup for its Legends roster. These not only include former WWE superstars, but wrestlers from WCW, too. This list includes:
Steve "Mongo" McMichael
Disco Inferno
Alex Wright
Glacier
Mantaur
The Gobbedlygooker
The Shockmaster
The Ding Dongs
Virgil (available in Money Inc. and nWo attires)
Doink the Clown
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Post by MichaelMartini on Nov 2, 2007 2:01:21 GMT -5
-The AI has undergone a total overhaul. Now wrestlers won't just constantly jump off the cage in Elimination Chamber mode. They'll constantly jump off the turnbuckles in every multiplayer mode as well.
-The roster will be cut to 25 superstars in order to appease indecisive players and to make room for 100 more eyebrows in CAW mode.
-Due to complaints about too many useless options, like floral patterns and eyebrows, the CAW mode has been replaced with Diva search mode. Now you can fulfill your dreams of being a shameless attention whore bimbo with plastic boobs and play a full season of the Diva search!
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Now featuring half the brain that you do.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Nov 2, 2007 7:59:28 GMT -5
-THQ has made all necessary modifications to include all of the moves that the fans have demanded to use to match the Fire Pro series. Unfortunately, when you give CAWs these moves the only thing you'll be able to do is play in the feature called "Sit In The Stands Mode" because WWE favors Safe Style wrestling.
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Mitch 4:20
Don Corleone
The Cherry One
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Post by Mitch 4:20 on Nov 2, 2007 9:01:37 GMT -5
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Nov 2, 2007 9:10:09 GMT -5
THQ has increased their profits, threefold.
This comes on the heels of their decision to simply rerelease No Mercy every 6 months with an updated roster, moveset, and music library.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Nov 2, 2007 10:12:45 GMT -5
This just in from Scoops Ledesma.... THQ has announced a complete overhaul of the GM mode.
Instead of booking shows against the other WWE brands in weekly competitions, prospective GMs must now figure out ways to keep Vince, Shane, Stephanie and Linda McMahon from appearing on programs.
See the backstage angst between Dusty, Michael Hayes and Triple H!..........Thrill to the confrontations between Gerwitz and Stephanie!
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