Alternate Universe WWE News & Notes.

[ChitownKnight]

Batista's title shot against the Undertaker at Survivor series is the first title shot he recieved since Wrestlemania 21 in 2005

[BitterAF]

- March 1985. WCW just finished their first pay per view, Wrestlermania. Mr. T and Hulk Hogan got the win in the main event.

-The Shockmaster was a bigger success than WCW had planned for an is rumored to be getting a very long title run, beating Hulk Hogan and ending his 9 year run as WCW world champion.

- Hogan, upset with being forced to lose the title, has decided to jumpship to WWF and start what is called a "new world order"

- WWF's Sting has no plans on wrestling for WCW.

- PWI rates the Bushwackers #1 Tag Team for the 5th year in a row.

- Paul Haymen (ECW) recently just purchased Vince McMahons WCW and Eric Bischoff's WWF.

- With the exception of Brian Pillman, there have been no other ex-football players to ever enter a wrestling ring.

[DeuceDominoMark]

-As Fall Brawl draws near, rumors are flying all over the internet that Naddie Neidhart will finally be called up from The Power Plant. It's very likely she'll do a run-in and attack Marty Jannetty, getting some retribution on the 10 year anniversary of her father's screwjob.

-Vince McMahon has been fired once again; no word yet on who will be the new Commissioner of Nitro.

-The Wellesley Centers for Women have won their lawsuit against Eric Bischoff! World Championship Wrestling will now be forced to assume a new identity...

[BitterAF]

- The USA network has been on the WWE as of late about their low ratings. Stephaine McMahon proposed the idea of cutting RAW down to 1 hour and bring back no-named jobbers. What sounded like Stephaine's worst idea yet, turned out to be her best. RAW ratings are now hitting the 10's and WWE expects over 11 on their next edition when the Main Event is Barry Horowitz (only 5 wins in 20 years) takes on WWE newcomer The Shockmaster (who had little success in WCW almost 15 years ago). As always, you can catch RAW every 9pm-10pm on the USA network, right befores USA's top show, The Dog Show.

[HRH The KING]

- The Congressional hearings into the WWE ended yesterday and they said "everything is fine!"

[montee916]

Last night on Raw, Vince McMahon announced the opening of a wrestling Hall Of Fame ceremony prior to Wrestlemania, with the first two ever names announced for induction being former legends Macho Man Randy Savage and the Ultimate Warrior.

[Powder/The Professor]

jaypeas42 said:

The US government denied that Crime Tyme is the victim of extreme rendition.

Its not extreme...its EXTRAORDINARY.

[ItsaSantino]

-Basketballs DO hold grudges

-Maven returns to the WWE and gets a massive, yet not quite Conway-level, pop.

-Internet fans consider boycotting Chris Jericho matches due to his repeated burials of HHH.

[BitterAF]

- A higher up in WWE has said that the Save US.222 is actually the return of WCW.

- WCW has decided to renew a contract with former Hollywood Blonde Stunnin' Steve Austin. His new gimmic with consist of a shaved head and black gear.

- After his loss to Bret Hart at Summer Slam, the British Bulldog defeated Ric Flair for the WWF title.

- WWF's Sting still had to plans to ever enter a WCW ring.

[Limey]

-Former 10 time WWE World Heavyweight Champion Lance Storm was interviewed last Sunday on a variety of different hardball topics. When asked if he was in any way upset at the way companies like TNA ran their business, Storm had this to say:

"No, not in the slightest."

Storm was then asked about his stance on performance-enhancing drugs in professional wrestling:

"I 'unno."

Storm commented on his home country of Canada:

"S'alright. Nothing special."

And the influence of books to help him when he's on the road:

"Meh, prefer portable TV...or I can just play my PSP if I get bored."

Before concluding his interview with a comment on wrestlers using backstage politics to get them on top:

"Good for them."

In conclusion, Lance offered us a nice fresh view on his life, and continues to enlighten us with his unpredictable opinions.

[fabulousfreebird]

Triple H is said to be fine with the fact he has been getting squashed on a regualr basis on TV. He has been telling friends that he knows his time is over and he doesn't want to force feed fans the "indestructable" Triple H anymore. He is said to be coming up with a great plan for his match with Booker T. He is telling people that he will let "Booker squash the shit out of him."

[jumbo jim]

big daddy v is the new cruiserweight champion

[metylerca]

Triple-H has been impressing Eric Bischoff with his constant effort to put the other wrestlers over. He will now become an agent. He is also grooming up and comer Lenny Lane as a possible title threat to the IWC hated Chris Jericho.

[Sir Woodrow]

Vince McMahon will be released from jail tomorrow after spending 13 years behind bars because of his involvement in the steroid scandal.

Dana White claims the WECWFTNA is as predetermined as his struggling UFC.

[Zane]

Young talent Samoa Joe was signed last friday night. In his first OVW match he has succesfully captured the Tv belt, the World title, and the tag team belts on his own. It's rumored that come monday he'll be on Raw winning the IC title, WWE title, and possibly even the Woman's title.

The IWC is getting even sicker of CM Punk. They think he's nothing but a showoff and has no skills, no respect, and too big of an ego compared to their favorite Teddy Hart.

[jayroc23]

-Last nights Internet crash was a result of the WWE finally being "saved" by one Chris Jericho. Many people in the national media are complaining about the timing saying "Maybe they should of waited a little longer to let everyone prepare for Jericho's impromptu second coming." The date that the WWE was shooting for November 19th, but Vince felt that with weeks of hinting, and speculation that Monday night was the "right time." ( yeah I'm just little bitter... carry on.)

[rhynomite]

Vince McMahon stays off TV

[CM Dazz]

-The "Who Blew Up Ted Turner's Limo" storyline has been scrapped. Turner was expected to take 2-3 years off of TV, because he felt like he has been overexposed since purchasing WWE.

-In a related note, Vince McMahon will not be returning as Nitro's next GM. Sources say McMahon has moved to Los Angeles to focus on the development of his new reality show.

-Randy Orton has been suspended, yet again for taking a dump in a toilet. Sources say there were plenty of divas bags he could have used instead, but chose the toilet. Thursday Night Thunder was likely the last time we will see Orton on WCW programing, as he is expected to be released after his suspension has been served.

-Several WCW mid carders have been granted there release after complaining of not apearing on TV enough. We can confirm the released to be: HHH, John Cena, HBK, and Batista.

-The save_us.76 promo's that have been airing on Nitro, Thunder, and WCW Saturday Night are rumored to be the return of Steve McMichael. McMichael, the first ever undisputed WCW Champion has been promoting his book, "A Bear's Tale", will be in Atlanta on Monday night for a book signing which happens to be the same location as Nitro.

[metylerca]

Paul Roma is in talks to get a Starrcade sendoff with the title. Triple-H says he is more than open to jobbing to the pretty one.

[Limey]

jesussanchez1989 said:

big daddy v is the new cruiserweight champion

The requirement was for things UNLIKELY to happen, Mr. Sanchez.