Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 2, 2007 18:25:45 GMT -5
Let's Use Satire to explain different moments in Wrestling History. I'll Start.
A Wrestlecrap Explaination Of:The Signiture 11.
After the incident in late June with Hardcore Holly, the government was considering action against Skittles in Wrestling. In August, The New York Attorny General released a list of 10 WWE Wrestlers who bought Skittles from an online pharmacy known as Signiture Pharmacy. Heads Had to roll. Among the punishments dolled out were Umaga to both lose The Intercontinental Championship to "Captian Wellness" Jeff Hardy, and Job to Triple-H And The Wellness Hammer. John Morrison Losing The Extreme Volocity Championship to CM Punk. Ken Kennedy, Who Clamed that WWE's Wellness Policy kept him off Skittles, was suspended... suspended, and had to watch as Little Bastard took his place as Vince's Bastard. And Randy Orton had to wait until John Cena was injured to the point of having to vacate The WWE Championship. Simon Dean Was fired forrevealing claming to deveopmental Wrestlers in OVW that you needed to be on Skittles to succeed in WWE. SNITSKY And Chris Masters were suspended for missing a meeting about Skittles. Nick Dinsmore Was fired because he dropped his coffee on Triple-H's shoes.
A Wrestlecrap Explaination Of:The Signiture 11.
After the incident in late June with Hardcore Holly, the government was considering action against Skittles in Wrestling. In August, The New York Attorny General released a list of 10 WWE Wrestlers who bought Skittles from an online pharmacy known as Signiture Pharmacy. Heads Had to roll. Among the punishments dolled out were Umaga to both lose The Intercontinental Championship to "Captian Wellness" Jeff Hardy, and Job to Triple-H And The Wellness Hammer. John Morrison Losing The Extreme Volocity Championship to CM Punk. Ken Kennedy, Who Clamed that WWE's Wellness Policy kept him off Skittles, was suspended... suspended, and had to watch as Little Bastard took his place as Vince's Bastard. And Randy Orton had to wait until John Cena was injured to the point of having to vacate The WWE Championship. Simon Dean Was fired for
