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Post by Stu on Nov 4, 2007 23:19:37 GMT -5
The Times Online in the U.K. reports that Smackdown announcer JBL's wife has received death threats following a recent stock downgrade. JBL has been married to CIBC analyst Meredith Whitney, who downgraded her stock evaluation of Citigroup, causing an estimated $369 billion loss in value to the company's stock. Citigroup investors issued death threats to Whitney following her evaluation.
The news comes as Citigroup's CEO Charles Prince will resign from the company this weekend, with an emergency meeting being held by board members. In reports on the death threats, JBL is curiously referred to as "Death Mask," a gimmick he used for the WAR promotion in Japan in the 90's.
Source: PWTorch
Now that totally sucks.
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Post by Marky Mark on Nov 4, 2007 23:25:37 GMT -5
They should have thought it through, I mean her husband's a WRESTLING GOD!
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Post by amsiraK on Nov 4, 2007 23:28:00 GMT -5
I like how it's the investors who are issuing the death threats. And we're the uncivilized ones, as wrestling fans.
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Post by jmac950 on Nov 4, 2007 23:30:02 GMT -5
In reports on the death threats, JBL is curiously referred to as "Death Mask," a gimmick he used for the WAR promotion in Japan in the 90's. Umm, what? OHHHHH! I get it, they think it's him. Yeesh.
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Post by Mongo & Pepe: Back in Black on Nov 4, 2007 23:32:46 GMT -5
In reports on the death threats, JBL is curiously referred to as "Death Mask," a gimmick he used for the WAR promotion in Japan in the 90's. Umm, what? OHHHHH! I get it, they think it's him. Yeesh. No, it's saying that that's what the writers of the letters are calling JBL. Which means that they are ultra-hardcore fans of Japanese wrestling.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2007 23:33:10 GMT -5
I just have this great image of JBL lining them all up and clotheslining them for hours. Then Ron Simmons walks by and JBL asks him, "Hey Ron, want to beat up some investors for a couple of hours?" "Damn!", Ron replies, then they continue to beat up the investors for hours. Then JBL and Ron go to a bar and drink beer. And play blackjack. And buy hookers.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 4, 2007 23:52:36 GMT -5
I read something about this in one of the New York papers yesterday.
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Post by Red Impact on Nov 5, 2007 1:53:40 GMT -5
Then JBL and Ron go to a bar and drink beer. And play blackjack. And buy hookers. In fact, forget the beer, and the blackjack!
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Nov 5, 2007 1:59:21 GMT -5
I just want to say that She is one of the hotter ones on Fox news.
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Post by HRH The KING on Nov 5, 2007 2:00:19 GMT -5
Investors kill people?
I thought they just killed themselves.
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Post by DAGOTRON LIVES! on Nov 5, 2007 2:05:42 GMT -5
Well, it would give Michelle McCool the ability to become the next Mrs. Layfield. Perhaps Special Investigator John Beck should start by questioning her.
He is working on this, right?
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Post by DAGOTRON LIVES! on Nov 5, 2007 2:06:25 GMT -5
Investors kill people? I thought they just killed themselves. May I present you with this giant bouqet of win?
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 5, 2007 2:13:12 GMT -5
$369 billion??? Yeah, I can see why some folks may get upset.
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Post by default on Nov 5, 2007 2:15:30 GMT -5
I didn't even know she was receiving sick threats!
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Nov 5, 2007 11:57:23 GMT -5
"that was the last Mrs layfield, maggo!"
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Post by jcdenton on Nov 5, 2007 12:00:17 GMT -5
how can she cause citigroup to loose all that money? did she steal it or something?
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Nov 5, 2007 12:39:11 GMT -5
how can she cause citigroup to loose all that money? did she steal it or something? She informed her clients that it was underperforming, which basically translates to "SELL NOW!!!!" to investors. The mass exodus of her firm's clients caused the stock to drop in value, which hurt those who did not sell. All she really did was help accelerate the drop, not actually cause it. She did the right thing, because in the end she protected her clients from an eventual drop.
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Post by jcdenton on Nov 5, 2007 12:45:40 GMT -5
how can she cause citigroup to loose all that money? did she steal it or something? She informed her clients that it was underperforming, which basically translates to "SELL NOW!!!!" to investors. The mass exodus of her firm's clients caused the stock to drop in value, which hurt those who did not sell. All she really did was help accelerate the drop, not actually cause it. She did the right thing, because in the end she protected her clients from an eventual drop. I see, so, its the investers fault they did not bail when they should have? and now there butthurt?
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Nov 5, 2007 12:48:50 GMT -5
I hope those investors enjoy getting "soaped up," if you know what I mean.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 5, 2007 12:55:08 GMT -5
Well, now he's not the only person in that household that smells like smoke.
Seriously, that sucks.
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