Flaws in pro wrestling logic

[Porter]

Like for example,Wrestler A who spends half of the match trying
to escape for victory in a Cage normally pulls an "Eugene" if
you know what I mean and makes a meathead decision when
ever they are at the top.

So unrealistically Wrestler A attempts to execute a high risk move from the top onto Wrestler B for a pinfall win,but Wrestler B timely rolls out of the way EVERY time.

Will they ever learn?

Another thing is wrestlers in Ladder matches.Isn't is beautiful
how they always have to climb up slowly so the other guy has
time to knock them off? ;D

But wouldn't a smart man hit him with the ladder as soon as
possible and climb for the belt?

I'm still waiting for the day this actually happens.

More...

-A wrestler can repeatedly get bashed in the head in hardore
matches and quick out,but they can't do the same in normal match ups if they are hit with a championship belt or brassknuckle.

I find it funny how the Rock lost his title to Mankind on Raw via
1 chairshot in their no DQ match,but Austin had to damn near
murder him to win the title from him at WM 17.

-I love how referees have double standards towards main eventers and lower card wrestlers.

I.E.,Rock/Austin can "play" so to speak through announce tables
and the crowd,but if it's someone like Funaki/Noble they would
easily be counted out if they did the same.

List your examples.

[Agent P]

Matt Hardy gave Edge a legdrop from the top of the cage at Unforgiven 2005

Mankind gave HHH an elbow from the top of the cage at SummerSlam 97

[bubbles]

The fact it's fake characters having fake fights. It doesn't make much sense and that's why it rules.

[Samoa Kenny]

Um.... everything...

[The Hawaiian Hammer!]

Irish Whip. In the real world if someone tried that the other person would just sorta stumble forward, or at the very least grab the ropes so they don't bounce back

[odor31]

Referees don't get knocked out that easily in real life.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Wrestling is really f***in' stupid, I mean, if you think about it.

These guys, some of whom presumably have other jobs, hate other guys. Rather than just fighting it out in the parking lot or something, they contain their rage from week to week or month to month, travelling around, waiting on the specific time to fight...in front of thousands of people...

[Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h]

NOthing is more devastating than a belt shot to the head.

[erik316wttn]

Wrestlers could kick out of chairshots to the head, but a hokey, jazzed up elbowdrop like the People's Elbow damn near always finished them off.

[General Adam]

Hulk Hogan's leg drop is 50 times more deadly then any other leg drop.

[Randy Barber 4-Life]

Earlier today I watched part of an old Saturday Night's Main Event with a cage match between Hulk Hogan and Big Boss Man. Without going into too much detail, it ended up with Hogan beating up Slick in the ring and handcuffing Boss Man to the ropes, then starting to climb up the cage in the opposite corner of the door. Boss Man is cuffed to the rope by the door and he's trying to get out but can't reach the floor, so Slick stumbles over with the key trying to unlock the cuffs. So Hogan's just getting over the top of the cage, sees Boss Man right at the door about to be uncuffed. Does he hurry down the cage to the floor to retain his title? No, stands there pointing and looking at the crowd to make sure everybody else sees he's about to lose. Of course they couldn't get the cuffs unlocked so Hogan hops down anyway and it doesn't matter, but it still struck me as funny.

porter said:

Like for example,Wrestler A who spends half of the match trying
to escape for victory in a Cage normally pulls an "Eugene" if
you know what I mean and makes a meathead decision when
ever they are at the top.

[teala]

submission holds not ending matches immediately

[cpbuff22]

Examples:

Hogan Leg Drop, Peoples Elbow, The Worm, Five Knuckle Shuffle

[The Ichi]

Royal Rumble matches.

Why doesn't anyone just slide under the bottom rope, walk to the back and have a hotdog until there's one person left?

[Randy Barber 4-Life]

The biggest man in any given battle royal is always the "odds on favorite" despite the fact they almost never win.

[B.A.]

RIP kayfabe

[Deleted]

there are about 10000 flaws in pro wrestling logic... if there weren't it wouldn't be nearly as fun to watch

[smartcenadude]

kennyisill said:

Um.... everything...

yeah, you cant put real life logic into it. would a smart man act like he got hurt from a fake punch?

[2CSultan]

Slamming someone through the announce table (that actually breaks there fall) is more devastating than slaming someone on the hard floor right next to the announce table.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

randybarber4life said:

The biggest man in any given battle royal is always the "odds on favorite" despite the fact they almost never win.

Don't forget the great advantage of number 30 in the royal rumble!