Flaws in pro wrestling logic

[Jake, The Jake, Jake]

Something I've always wondered:

If a wrestler is ever in any big match situation. And they have to win against insurmountable odds, why don't they just pay some guy backstage to run down to the ring during the match, and give them a weak-ass punch so the other guy would be disqualified? Seriously! Say Kennedy or someone has to win a number one contenders match against Triple H. Why wouldn't he just pay a cameraman to run out there, punch him, and then they both hightail it out of there. Then he would be the number one contender, and he wouldn't get squashed by Triple H.

[Bob Schlapowitz]

irontyger said:

I find it odd when WWE has backstage segments in a GM's office. You have William Regal or Teddy Long or who have you, in these offices decorated with their stuff (Regal's Union Jacks, Teddy Long's MLK paintings, etc.) and yet... doesn't WWE move from arena to arena to do their shows? Why would GM's have offices in the first place if they're at the arena for not even an entire day?

That's why I liked it when Foley was commissioner and his "office" would just be a random place in the arena.

[Ben Wyatt]

bobschlapowitz said:

irontyger said:

I find it odd when WWE has backstage segments in a GM's office. You have William Regal or Teddy Long or who have you, in these offices decorated with their stuff (Regal's Union Jacks, Teddy Long's MLK paintings, etc.) and yet... doesn't WWE move from arena to arena to do their shows? Why would GM's have offices in the first place if they're at the arena for not even an entire day?

That's why I liked it when Foley was commissioner and his "office" would just be a random place in the arena.

Man, I miss Foley in that role so much