Flaws in pro wrestling logic

[Dr. T is an alien]

randybarber4life said:

Earlier today I watched part of an old Saturday Night's Main Event with a cage match between Hulk Hogan and Big Boss Man. Without going into too much detail, it ended up with Hogan beating up Slick in the ring and handcuffing Boss Man to the ropes, then starting to climb up the cage in the opposite corner of the door. Boss Man is cuffed to the rope by the door and he's trying to get out but can't reach the floor, so Slick stumbles over with the key trying to unlock the cuffs. So Hogan's just getting over the top of the cage, sees Boss Man right at the door about to be uncuffed. Does he hurry down the cage to the floor to retain his title? No, stands there pointing and looking at the crowd to make sure everybody else sees he's about to lose. Of course they couldn't get the cuffs unlocked so Hogan hops down anyway and it doesn't matter, but it still struck me as funny.

There was another thing from that match that just blew my mind. Bossman had gotten over the top and was climbing down the outside when Hogan reached through the cage, grabbed him by the shirt, and spent the next minute "lifting" Bossman by his shirt to the top so that he could bring him back in. There is absolutely no way in hell that is could have realistically been done like that.

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People continue to complain to Teddy Long even though they surely know that it can only mean they'll be going one on one with the Undertaker.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Guys can jump from the top rope for a legdrop, land squarely on their ass with no effect.

But an atomic drop, and they act like they have a broken tailbone.

[primetime110]

If your forced to have a tag match against the tag team champions and your partner is the guy your feuding with at the time, You win and now your mad because you have to be tag champs with the guy you hate the most.

Why not go out there and hit the champs with a chair, Get DQ and not have to worry teaming with someone you hate and feuding with.

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

how exactly does forcing an employee to kiss your bare buttocks in front of a large crowd of spectators, on worldwide television, for fear of their job, not infringe workers rights?

[Mark4HBK]

uncleslam said:

...over the years, his big boot to the face has gotten more deadly. After connecting with it, the opponent will lie unconscious for those 3 minutes until finally receiving the leg drop of doom and going down in defeat to the immortal orange goblin.

... or be so ridiculously disoriented that he hops up, runs in a little circle and finally flops down on his back to await the leg drop. ;D

[Papa shango]

If a face tag team makes a teg when the ref isnt looking, the ref wont allow it and will make the original wrestler remain in the ring. but if a heel tag tea does it, but claps loudly while doing it, the ref takes theri word for it and allows the tag.

[Haulk]

Why in Cage matches you dont play weak let the guy work you over you then play dead then when hes 3/4 of the way up the cage you dive out the door.

Why a schoolboy rollup is ineffective 99% of the time unless a female manager distracts the opponent on the apron.

An opponents chair shot in a hardcore match is 1/10th as effective as a chair shot by a whimpy little manager.

Why referees DIE if you touch them.

[Back to being Cenanuff]

mark4hbk said:

uncleslam said:

...over the years, his big boot to the face has gotten more deadly. After connecting with it, the opponent will lie unconscious for those 3 minutes until finally receiving the leg drop of doom and going down in defeat to the immortal orange goblin.

... or be so ridiculously disoriented that he hops up, runs in a little circle and finally flops down on his back to await the leg drop. ;D

And don't forget the twitching.

[Dick Foley]

While we are on this subject, can someone explain Warp Drive and how Klingons can breathe the same air as us?

[The F'N Captain]

When someone's cutting a promo and another guy's music hits announcers automatically say "WHAT'S THIS?/WHO'S THIS?/WHAT'S GOING ON?!" like they don't recognize the music.

That doing a run in on the world champ and beating him stupid somehow makes you the legitimate number one contender, and not be suspended.

Another flaw in wrestling logic? The Canadian Destroyer.

[ChitownKnight]

how matches NEVER end during commercial break

[Big L]

what about whenever someone pyro goes off outta nowhere like Kane and the announcers always scream OH! like they dont know its coming

["Handsome" Whitey Fats]

sexualwalking said:

Another flaw in wrestling logic? The Canadian Destroyer.

God how I loathe moves like that

[AriadosMan]

How being hit in the head with a sledgehammer is somehow not grounds for assault charges

[Slim Loves Lily]

sexualwalking said:

When someone's cutting a promo and another guy's music hits announcers automatically say "WHAT'S THIS?/WHO'S THIS?/WHAT'S GOING ON?!" like they don't recognize the music.

I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE THAT!

[Big L]

chonson said:

sexualwalking said:

When someone's cutting a promo and another guy's music hits announcers automatically say "WHAT'S THIS?/WHO'S THIS?/WHAT'S GOING ON?!" like they don't recognize the music.

I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE THAT!

Cole does this alot

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

The Undertaker gets beaten down, loses matches all the time, yet everyone pees their pants at the mere mention of his name.

[Big L]

boberts said:

The Undertaker gets beaten down, loses matches all the time, yet everyone pees their pants at the mere mention of his name.

thats because he's "The Deadman" and everyone is afraid of him

[Dean-o]

nolimitlarry said:

what about whenever someone pyro goes off outta nowhere like Kane and the announcers always scream OH! like they dont know its coming

Ever felt Kane's pyro sitting ringside? It hits you pretty hard. I react like that every time and I've witnessed it many times.