Post by mysticalhamster on Nov 5, 2007 20:48:52 GMT -5
I just read online, the source of which I will post after this message, that Dave Bautista has been suspended for an unknown amount of time by the WWE. This is on top of the pending charges filed on him by the company that produces 'Family Feud', and a former WWE wrestler with a ring name of 'Booker T'.
What happened is that during a taping of the WWE Family Feud, halfway through the show a question was asked that greatly confused everyone, including Batista. The question as our deep sources confirm was
'Out of 100 wrestlers, name the part of Dave Bautista's body that was injured the most badly when he and Booker T became involved in a brutal backstage brawl'
Ric Flair, playing for the mens team, quickly hit the buzzer and said 'pride', while giving the excited crowd his signature strut and Wooo'ssss
Batista was said to become furious at this blatant display of disrespect. And from his hero as well.
Batista broke away from the set-up of the show and started to yell and curse at Flair, until from off-camera a large black male jumped Batista, wearing Camo. Batista was badly beaten as the rest of the wrestlers and the host looked on totally confused.
Finally. security came in and broke it up, but as soon as security pulled this stranger off Batista, Batista jumped to his feet and ran towards what he thought was the stranger in camo. Instead, he mistakenly grabbed the host, John O'Hurley.
A source from the crowd has told us that it seemed Batista started to get into his gimmick, and set a now terrified O'Hurley up for something he was shouting as a 'Bautista Bomb'. Batista then lifted O'Hurley up, with 2 security hanging on, then power bombed O'Hurley onto the ladies podium, breaking it in two, with the devastating collision forcing the security's head's to smash into each other, causing massive dental damage.
Batista then got up, and finally opened his eyes and realized that he bombed the wrong man, crying out 'noooooooooooo! I bombed my favorite Seinfeld guy!' All of the male wrestlers then calmed him down, and the police then arrived. They put Batista under arrest, and started to fan out to find this 'black man in camo'
They did not have to look far.
In the bathroom of the host of the Family Feud, John O' Hurley, they came across the black man. Without asking any questions, three of the officers quickly pulled out their Tazers and fired. As this man fell to the floor, one of the officers could see his face in between the suspects hand which had five fingers spread out, waving back and forth that it was a wrestler named 'Booker T'
They arrested Booker T, and took him downtown.
As a result of this fiasco, Dave Bautista has been charged with attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, battery, and numerous other charges, including as one officer said ' getting upset'.
Booker T is charged with attempted murder, several charges of striking a peace officer, theft, having no license for his 38 special, jaywalking, threats on a peace officer, driving without a license, communicating with a known terrorist, ( Usama Bin Laden ) possession with intent to distribute, rape, littering, destruction of public property, and making a false 911 call.
Calls to the WWE's headquarters have remained unanswered.
Source: RAHHHHHJAHHHHHHHHHHHH.com
( for the slow, this was and is a parody/satire_)
What happened is that during a taping of the WWE Family Feud, halfway through the show a question was asked that greatly confused everyone, including Batista. The question as our deep sources confirm was
'Out of 100 wrestlers, name the part of Dave Bautista's body that was injured the most badly when he and Booker T became involved in a brutal backstage brawl'
Ric Flair, playing for the mens team, quickly hit the buzzer and said 'pride', while giving the excited crowd his signature strut and Wooo'ssss
Batista was said to become furious at this blatant display of disrespect. And from his hero as well.
Batista broke away from the set-up of the show and started to yell and curse at Flair, until from off-camera a large black male jumped Batista, wearing Camo. Batista was badly beaten as the rest of the wrestlers and the host looked on totally confused.
Finally. security came in and broke it up, but as soon as security pulled this stranger off Batista, Batista jumped to his feet and ran towards what he thought was the stranger in camo. Instead, he mistakenly grabbed the host, John O'Hurley.
A source from the crowd has told us that it seemed Batista started to get into his gimmick, and set a now terrified O'Hurley up for something he was shouting as a 'Bautista Bomb'. Batista then lifted O'Hurley up, with 2 security hanging on, then power bombed O'Hurley onto the ladies podium, breaking it in two, with the devastating collision forcing the security's head's to smash into each other, causing massive dental damage.
Batista then got up, and finally opened his eyes and realized that he bombed the wrong man, crying out 'noooooooooooo! I bombed my favorite Seinfeld guy!' All of the male wrestlers then calmed him down, and the police then arrived. They put Batista under arrest, and started to fan out to find this 'black man in camo'
They did not have to look far.
In the bathroom of the host of the Family Feud, John O' Hurley, they came across the black man. Without asking any questions, three of the officers quickly pulled out their Tazers and fired. As this man fell to the floor, one of the officers could see his face in between the suspects hand which had five fingers spread out, waving back and forth that it was a wrestler named 'Booker T'
They arrested Booker T, and took him downtown.
As a result of this fiasco, Dave Bautista has been charged with attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, battery, and numerous other charges, including as one officer said ' getting upset'.
Booker T is charged with attempted murder, several charges of striking a peace officer, theft, having no license for his 38 special, jaywalking, threats on a peace officer, driving without a license, communicating with a known terrorist, ( Usama Bin Laden ) possession with intent to distribute, rape, littering, destruction of public property, and making a false 911 call.
Calls to the WWE's headquarters have remained unanswered.
Source: RAHHHHHJAHHHHHHHHHHHH.com
( for the slow, this was and is a parody/satire_)
