Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2007 5:20:14 GMT -5
From what I've seen in the threads about this Monday's Raw, and using my superhuman powers of futuresight, here is my prediction:
It seems the prevailing opinion is that a feud with Jericho will be a natural choice. Two funniest talkers on the roster, two hot commodities, and, well, one guy who can get it done in the ring, and another guy who they desperately need to mold into a total package.
Santino comes out crowing about how he "took care of Austin", is so happy he bursts into song with that Dolce classic, "Shaddup You Face", only to be interrupted by Jericho, who is sick of assclowns like "Santino Mozzarella", lays him out a whoopin' that apparently only a guy like Santino can oversell.
Santino responds by using Maria as bait, waiting for her to talk up to that stud Jericho later in the show before he blindsides Y2J, lays him a can of the ass whip, stomps a mudpie, and after a pause, pronounces Y2J "Burnt!", sounding for all the world like a slightly more eloquent Fez from That 70s Show.
A match is set for next week. Santino comes out in his new ring attire - an Italian soccer uniform, which naturally explains his constant kick based offense. Santino will swing his first kick at Y2J's shins, missing by 6 inches but prompting Y2K to flop over on his back like he'd been shot, clutching his shin and rolling around screaming as they always do in soccer. He scoots out the ring amid the general chuckling of the crowd, grabs the mic, burns on how bad a sport soccer is and how he should see what a real sport is like, pulling a hockey stick out from the ring and going after Santino Sandman-Style.
From here, it's kind of hazy. I think I better go back to the cabinet and get more of my 80 proof scrying juice ^.^
amirite?
It seems the prevailing opinion is that a feud with Jericho will be a natural choice. Two funniest talkers on the roster, two hot commodities, and, well, one guy who can get it done in the ring, and another guy who they desperately need to mold into a total package.
Santino comes out crowing about how he "took care of Austin", is so happy he bursts into song with that Dolce classic, "Shaddup You Face", only to be interrupted by Jericho, who is sick of assclowns like "Santino Mozzarella", lays him out a whoopin' that apparently only a guy like Santino can oversell.
Santino responds by using Maria as bait, waiting for her to talk up to that stud Jericho later in the show before he blindsides Y2J, lays him a can of the ass whip, stomps a mudpie, and after a pause, pronounces Y2J "Burnt!", sounding for all the world like a slightly more eloquent Fez from That 70s Show.
A match is set for next week. Santino comes out in his new ring attire - an Italian soccer uniform, which naturally explains his constant kick based offense. Santino will swing his first kick at Y2J's shins, missing by 6 inches but prompting Y2K to flop over on his back like he'd been shot, clutching his shin and rolling around screaming as they always do in soccer. He scoots out the ring amid the general chuckling of the crowd, grabs the mic, burns on how bad a sport soccer is and how he should see what a real sport is like, pulling a hockey stick out from the ring and going after Santino Sandman-Style.
From here, it's kind of hazy. I think I better go back to the cabinet and get more of my 80 proof scrying juice ^.^
amirite?
